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QC Captions Vol. 181
« on: 24 Aug 2014, 10:54 »

This week should be good  :-D FIRST PANEL:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #1 on: 24 Aug 2014, 11:10 »

Faye: Why are you staring at me like that?
Dale: I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at pictures of Marigold on my glasses.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #2 on: 24 Aug 2014, 12:47 »

DALE (reading file): "Subject: Whitaker, Faye. Human, female. Calendar age: 27.432 Standard Years. Apparent physical age: 39.788 Standard Years. Apparent reason for discrepancy: Metabolic breakdown products of ethanol and associated tissue damage detected, though healing. Also signs of older injuries consistent with automobile crash and smoke inhalation caused by combustion of building construction materials and toast. Psychological history ... "
FAYE: "Shut up shut up SHUT UP. OK, no more hazing, I promise ... "
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #3 on: 24 Aug 2014, 19:38 »

Faye: "Those better not be X-ray glasses."
Dale: "No, May just posted a video of her Ice Bucket Challenge. Looks like she's just realised her robot body isn't quite waterproof. By the way, she's nominated you, Marigold, Cosette and someone called Pintsize..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #4 on: 25 Aug 2014, 01:15 »

Faye: Snittsville?
Dale: With noodles. :bigclaireface:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #5 on: 25 Aug 2014, 03:28 »

Faye: Why are you staring at me like that?
Dale: I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at pictures of Marigold on my glasses.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #6 on: 25 Aug 2014, 13:28 »

I can't imagine how DSL will top that.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #7 on: 25 Aug 2014, 14:34 »

Faye:  Why are you staring at me?
Dale:  I'm not.  The internet is. 

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #8 on: 25 Aug 2014, 14:37 »

An addition I thought of later:
Faye: Why are you staring at me like that?
Dale: I'm not looking at you, I'm looking at pictures of Marigold on my glasses.
Dale: Oh wait, these aren't on... Has anyone ever mentioned you look a lot like Marigold?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #9 on: 25 Aug 2014, 14:45 »

I can't imagine how DSL will top that.
Honestly I thought DSL's one was better.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #10 on: 25 Aug 2014, 18:56 »

NO FIGHTING
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #11 on: 25 Aug 2014, 19:02 »


Dora:
NO FIGHTING

Dale: But I just got her in a headlock..  Damn Glasses interface makes that move a pain in WOW
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #12 on: 26 Aug 2014, 07:11 »

Just testing whether Faye can take it as well as dish it out:

Faye: "Those better not be X-ray glasses."
Dale: "The glasses like what they see. Snrk. But those aren't Maricurves."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #13 on: 26 Aug 2014, 15:34 »

Dale: "I don't get it...I'm not picking up any readings of a heart."
Faye: "Really? Must be because I'm about to Kali-ma you"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #14 on: 26 Aug 2014, 16:26 »

DALE: "Heartbeat's all wrong, body temperature ... Faye, you're a Klingon!"
FAYE: "Is that why your hair's been chirping and screeching this whole panel?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #15 on: 27 Aug 2014, 00:32 »

D: Strange...according to my readings, you are not here.
F: Believe me, I wish I weren't.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #16 on: 27 Aug 2014, 09:03 »

Faye: "What's the word?"

Dale:  "Director Fury says it's time you came in for debriefing.  I'm to take over observation of the subject."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #17 on: 27 Aug 2014, 12:33 »

NEXT IMAGE:




Also, what other recommended reading do we have for Marty?

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #18 on: 27 Aug 2014, 23:03 »

C: "Hey, Marten! What's the difference between an empty tube and a foolish Dutchman?"
M: "Oh no. Not this again."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #19 on: 28 Aug 2014, 02:26 »

CLAIRE: Harry! Have you seen Won-Won? He was supposed to meet me in the library!
MARTEN: LavenderClaire, no Harry Potter roleplaying today ok. I feel awful after last night's encounter with You-Know-Who.

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #20 on: 28 Aug 2014, 02:29 »

C: "Hey, Marten! What's the difference between an empty tube and a foolish Dutchman?"
M: "Oh no. Not this again."

Do tell, I'm Dutch!
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« Reply #21 on: 28 Aug 2014, 10:26 »

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« Reply #22 on: 28 Aug 2014, 15:11 »

CLAIRE: "Live strong and perspire."
MARTEN: "Got the gesture wrong, too."

BOOK TITLE: "How to Succeed as a Webcomic Character Without Even Trying."

Umm ... One is a hollow cylinder and the other is a silly Hollander?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 181
« Reply #23 on: 28 Aug 2014, 16:02 »

Claire: This is my "I have a proposition that might freak you out but trust me it'll be really fun" face.
Marten: If this is about a threesome with you and Pintsize, I'm moving to the Moon.

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« Reply #24 on: 02 Sep 2014, 09:06 »

CLAIRE: "Klaatu... verata... n... Necktie! Nectar. Nickel? Noodle?."
MARTEN: Klaatu barada nikto. It's supposed to be Klaatu barada nikto!

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« Reply #25 on: 02 Sep 2014, 10:24 »

Book: DON'T PUNIC
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« Reply #26 on: 02 Sep 2014, 10:59 »

Book: 

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« Reply #27 on: 02 Sep 2014, 18:51 »

Book: 

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