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[Pilchard123]

Wut?

[Valérie Pickles]

There once was a man from Caerphilly
Whose behaviour was painful and silly
He sat on the stairs
Eating apples and pears
[...]

"Firing pips out of his willy" - Alan Davies

[Pilchard123]

I was wondering if anyone would pick up on that one.😈

[Valérie Pickles]

There once was a Once-Ler who was
Removed from the forests because
The Lorax had said
In a tone full of dread
"You're taking too much of their fuzz!"

[FunkyTuba]

Wut?

Was trying to turn it to QC... I imagined the stairs were in Faye's apartment building and she killed him because he was in her way. It made for a neat internal rhyme but kill->killy as a reverse-transitive verb is probably too much of a stretch.

[FunkyTuba]

The green tea sat and steeped in its pot

[Valérie Pickles]

The green tea sat and steeped in its pot

On the stove in the kitchen of my fancy new yacht