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A group I'm in on Facebook started this game. It was meant to be writing a whole one two sentences at a time, but people started doing it as a horror story contained within two sentences.

This one is really horrible, more reality horror than supernatural.

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Genuinely horrible, that.

It also reminded me of a story about (I think) Ernest Hemingway where he was asked in a bar to write a whole story in six words or less. He wrote 'For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.'

Anyway. Write horror stories in two sentences. Funny, dark, whatever you want.
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The classic:

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A group I'm in on Facebook started this game. It was meant to be writing a whole one two sentences at a time, but people started doing it as a horror story contained within two sentences.

This one is really horrible, more reality horror than supernatural.

(click to show/hide)

Genuinely horrible, that.

It also reminded me of a story about (I think) Ernest Hemingway where he was asked in a bar to write a whole story in six words or less. He wrote 'For sale: Baby shoes, never worn.'

Anyway. Write horror stories in two sentences. Funny, dark, whatever you want.

Dang, now I can't find the comic someone made that ruined that story


There's a couple of these on the internet, but I think this one scares me the most
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A girl heard her mom yell her name from downstairs, so she got up and started to head down. As she got to the stairs, her mom pulled her into her room and said "I heard that, too."
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Now, how many run-on sentences || semi-colons are allowed here?
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"I'm right behind you, always have been my dear" whispered a hollow gravely voice. Alas the coffin was too tight to allow her to turn and see.
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Seldom Killer, you are a bad bad human.
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Can't stop screaming in terror.
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I dunno..

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