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QC Captions Vol. 197
« on: 14 Dec 2014, 14:04 »

Happy sunday! Here's an panel:



Enjoy!
« Last Edit: 14 Dec 2014, 20:20 by iduguphergrave »
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #1 on: 14 Dec 2014, 14:26 »

EMILY: "Spiders! Spiders on the ceiling! Robot Hand reminds me of spiders!"

MARTEN: "You're in luck! She loves stuff that reminds her of creepy-crawlies!"

CLINTON: "She scares Robo-Hand!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #2 on: 14 Dec 2014, 14:33 »

From random comic  :psyduck:

Emily: Check it out, Tai, pretty sexy, huh
Clinton: Is she always this childish?
Marten: Shh, if she hears us she might think we're planning to fornicate.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #3 on: 14 Dec 2014, 14:52 »

 Emily: Just tilt your head back like this.
 Clinton: What for?
 Marten: She wants to make eye contact.
 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #4 on: 14 Dec 2014, 14:54 »

E: Come on down, Gordon.
M: Don't be afraid! There are no wrong answers!
C: my hand please get off it
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #5 on: 14 Dec 2014, 15:59 »

From random comic  :psyduck:

Emily: Check it out, Tai, pretty sexy, huh
Clinton: Is she always this childish?
Marten: Shh, if she hears us she might think we're planning to fornicate.

Let's give Tai's line in that panel about the parts and the instruction manual to Robo-hand.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #6 on: 14 Dec 2014, 16:38 »

Random Comic, HO!

Emily: I'm moonlighting.
Marten: Wow, Dora should hire her!
Clinton: I'm afraid she might be TOO good at it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #7 on: 14 Dec 2014, 17:34 »

Emily: Adventure Time, c'mon grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands. With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human, the fun will never end, it's Adventure Time!
Marten: "Emily is high as hell right now!"
Clinnnnn-tonnnnn: "Yeah, I guessed that."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #8 on: 14 Dec 2014, 18:19 »

EMILY: "by wibs, my wips, my lips, they're gone, they flew away, is that them up on the ceiling?"
CLINTON: "That's three, isn't it?"
MARTEN: "Jeph's not going to stop until no one has any lips."

Or

EMILY: "Alllll IIIII ammmmm saaaayyyyiiinnnnggg iiisss,  Giiiiiive PEAS a chaaaaannnnnce ..."
CLINTON: "That's my stupid sister's line."
MARTEN: "You were doing fine."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 166
« Reply #9 on: 14 Dec 2014, 19:24 »

EMILY: Then he reached up one hand, grabbed the ball in three fingers, and fell into the end zone!
MARTEN: See, she likes football!
CLINTON: What is football?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #10 on: 15 Dec 2014, 00:46 »

That catch was pretty insane tho.


EMILY: "I hadn't noticed how high the ceilings were"
CLINTON: "How could you not? You're humongous"
MARTEN: "That's not being "chill" Clinton."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #11 on: 15 Dec 2014, 12:24 »

(read right-to-left, manga style :clairedoge:)
MARTEN: Did you know "gullible" is written on the ceiling?
CLINTON: Nobody falls f-
EMILY: Where is it? I can't see it under all the blood...

And so Marten's plan was thwarted. But luckily for Marten, the twins assumed Emily was going along with Marten's joke, leaving Marten free to clean up the blood after they left. Would the Hashtag-Slinging Slasher ever be caught? Only time would tell.
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.;'3. (OH, CRAP! HE'S GOT A HASHTAG!)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #12 on: 15 Dec 2014, 12:27 »

That catch was pretty insane tho.


EMILY: "I hadn't noticed how high the ceilings were"
CLINTON: "How could you not? You're humongous"
MARTEN: "That's not being "chill" Clinton."
Emily: "And I've got large tracts of land!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #13 on: 15 Dec 2014, 16:50 »

Emily: Tai? Is that you up there?
Marten: Quick, make an elevator joke!
Clinton: Uh, ok... Hey Emily, let's go get a ThyssenKrupp of coffee!
Claire [off screen]: Otis'll end well.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #14 on: 16 Dec 2014, 10:36 »

That deserves a kick in the Schindler.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #15 on: 17 Dec 2014, 19:25 »

Here it is:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #16 on: 17 Dec 2014, 19:28 »

Dora:  Welcome to the Game Of Thrones.
Faye:  Watch the counter top!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #17 on: 17 Dec 2014, 19:41 »

That deserves a kick in the Schindler.
I wish I still had that photo of "Shindler's Lift" that I took in Heathrow years back.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #18 on: 17 Dec 2014, 20:08 »

FAYE: "Ahead one-third, if you please, Ms.Bianchi."
DORA: "Ahead one-third, aye! ... engine room answers, ahead one-third."
COSETTE: "Who are we shipping?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #19 on: 17 Dec 2014, 20:28 »

Dora: Here's your one and only friggin' clue!
Faye: You have no idea just how many times Dora's been asked the name of the band that made "Warp Riders".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #20 on: 17 Dec 2014, 23:29 »

DORA: "Please do not ask for credit as a refusal may lead to lost limbs!"

FAYE: "Okay, I'm bringing you back down to one scoop and one sugar."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #21 on: 18 Dec 2014, 06:25 »

Dora: "I have a display case for THE HEADS OF MY ENEMIES!"
Faye: "I am NOT bailing you out again. You never paid me back after the last time you decapitated someone."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #22 on: 18 Dec 2014, 07:29 »

DORA: What kind of smoothie did you want?
FAYE: Next time, order the banana smoothie. We only need a hammer for that.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #23 on: 18 Dec 2014, 11:05 »

DORA: I'm going to put your head on a spike!
FAYE: Can you make it quick and clean? That's on loan from the Ren Faire, and they'll want it back.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #24 on: 18 Dec 2014, 12:26 »

Here it is:


DORA: This is the sword of Damacles. If I drop this, someone will die.
FAYE: But there's no one under it...

EMILY: Hey, cool! It's the Sword of Damacles!
MARTEN: Looks like if you don't work out together, Dora's going to drop it on Clinton's head.
CLINTON: Why is it always me?!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 197
« Reply #25 on: 18 Dec 2014, 15:27 »

^^^^^ Winner ^^^^^
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