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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1400 on: 24 Jan 2016, 08:41 »

I'm sure I've posted this before, but it's funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I
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« Reply #1401 on: 24 Jan 2016, 08:50 »

Hahahahaha yes, that went exactly where I was hoping it would.
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« Reply #1402 on: 26 Jan 2016, 14:23 »

Couldn't find a good thread for this, but, Swedish people playing British lords and servants, at a Polish manor:

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1403 on: 26 Jan 2016, 16:57 »

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« Reply #1404 on: 26 Jan 2016, 18:26 »



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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1405 on: 26 Jan 2016, 18:50 »

Maisie somehow manages to be cool enough to play Arya Stark.
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« Reply #1406 on: 26 Jan 2016, 22:27 »

VIVA LA LUCHA LIBRE!!!!
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1407 on: 27 Jan 2016, 08:11 »

Maisie somehow manages to be cool enough to play Arya Stark.

Somehow? Mexican wrestler dresses are the coolest, especially with a matching flower choker.

Also I don't know that person.

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« Reply #1408 on: 27 Jan 2016, 09:33 »

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« Reply #1409 on: 27 Jan 2016, 16:52 »

Maisie somehow manages to be cool enough to play Arya Stark.

Somehow? Mexican wrestler dresses are the coolest, especially with a matching flower choker.

Also I don't know that person.
Oh, I wasn't knocking the dress. Arya is just a total badass...but so is the girl who plays her was my point.
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« Reply #1410 on: 28 Jan 2016, 15:25 »

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« Reply #1411 on: 28 Jan 2016, 15:58 »

NOH. Muh roomba. It was almost mature enough to have kids :cry:
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« Reply #1412 on: 28 Jan 2016, 16:56 »

Well, it should have flown away with it's rockets then.
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« Reply #1413 on: 28 Jan 2016, 18:00 »

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« Reply #1414 on: 28 Jan 2016, 20:22 »

Well, it should have flown away with it's rockets then.

That's Roomba blaming!
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« Reply #1415 on: 29 Jan 2016, 17:01 »

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« Reply #1416 on: 29 Jan 2016, 17:08 »


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« Reply #1417 on: 29 Jan 2016, 17:10 »

"For the pikes must be together at the rising of the moon."
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« Reply #1418 on: 29 Jan 2016, 21:05 »

So it's not Gondor calling for aid
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« Reply #1419 on: 30 Jan 2016, 01:00 »

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« Reply #1420 on: 30 Jan 2016, 13:52 »

My dad, knowing that I'm better with technology than him, called me over and asked me why the message he was trying to send wasn't going through.

I quickly found out that instead of a 6, he had accidentally written a $ sign in its place.

$ fucked everything up :D
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« Reply #1421 on: 30 Jan 2016, 22:03 »

Money is the rout of all e-mail.
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« Reply #1423 on: 01 Feb 2016, 05:01 »


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« Reply #1424 on: 01 Feb 2016, 05:15 »

Would be even funnier if the freezer was filled with like 64 fish instead of money.
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« Reply #1425 on: 01 Feb 2016, 07:37 »

The top picture is cute.. The funny thing being, given what we found out in the recent birthday episode Steven may never look like that... He might be the eternal 11 year old. Unless he gets poofed and reforms. Something that they're understandably reluctant to test out since catastrophic damage could result in him poofing, or dying... On the other hand, he did grow more or less normally as a human till 11, so maybe his aging just slowed way, way down. so many questions!
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« Reply #1426 on: 03 Feb 2016, 03:47 »

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« Reply #1427 on: 03 Feb 2016, 11:40 »

Ha, holy shit.
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« Reply #1428 on: 03 Feb 2016, 17:10 »

Sam L. Jackson: "I'm tired of these motherf***ing birds on this motherf***ing train!"






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« Reply #1429 on: 03 Feb 2016, 17:47 »

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« Reply #1430 on: 03 Feb 2016, 22:22 »

I was going to post about the seagulling thing, thinking it sound kind of like an urban legend, and not terribly funny if true. So I asked the Almighty Oracle.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/frankston-line-seagulling--is-this-the-video-footage-internet-has-been-hunting-for-20160203-gmkdxq.html

There are worse things going on in the world, I suppose.
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« Reply #1431 on: 04 Feb 2016, 02:39 »

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« Reply #1433 on: 04 Feb 2016, 16:28 »

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« Reply #1434 on: 04 Feb 2016, 22:19 »

LOL!!!

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« Reply #1435 on: 05 Feb 2016, 16:11 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #1436 on: 05 Feb 2016, 17:34 »

Wise, but flawed. That implies there is only one right answer. Google will bring you back every right and wrong answer, but like the dick it is, it will mix them all together, then prioritize the most popular answer.

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« Reply #1437 on: 05 Feb 2016, 21:45 »

The librarian can bring you back the one you need...by googling it, probably.
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« Reply #1438 on: 07 Feb 2016, 06:12 »


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« Reply #1439 on: 07 Feb 2016, 06:28 »

That's cool as hell, though.
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« Reply #1441 on: 07 Feb 2016, 10:35 »

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« Reply #1442 on: 08 Feb 2016, 08:39 »

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« Reply #1443 on: 08 Feb 2016, 08:48 »

It appears, that in this case, the cat is quite alive.
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« Reply #1444 on: 08 Feb 2016, 09:39 »

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« Reply #1445 on: 08 Feb 2016, 15:01 »

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« Reply #1446 on: 08 Feb 2016, 16:22 »

"I also have a video of his death...by natural causes. Which I found."
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« Reply #1447 on: 08 Feb 2016, 17:38 »

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« Reply #1448 on: 08 Feb 2016, 20:57 »

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« Reply #1449 on: 08 Feb 2016, 23:19 »

Wait, what if Hulk throws it and Thor smashes it, volleyball style? Would it be covered or not?
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