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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2300 on: 30 Jul 2017, 01:58 »

Seen on Pinterest:

"I have to admit, I never thought our kid would make it this far!

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This catapult is awesome! Go fetch the cat!"
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« Reply #2301 on: 30 Jul 2017, 04:14 »

I just discovered the word katzenjammer, and I've decided I like it. Is it a common German word, Case?
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« Reply #2302 on: 30 Jul 2017, 07:12 »

We use something similar in Dutch to describe terrible singing.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2303 on: 30 Jul 2017, 07:24 »

Those Muther fuckers at McDonalds did it...






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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2304 on: 30 Jul 2017, 07:33 »

I just discovered the word katzenjammer, and I've decided I like it. Is it a common German word, Case?

Bit old-timey, but still fairly common, yes. Apparently, it's student-slang from Goethe's time that became so popular it even entered medical textbooks.

Alternatively, hungover Germans are said to "have a Tomcat" ('einen Kater haben').
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« Reply #2305 on: 31 Jul 2017, 06:46 »

I just discovered the word katzenjammer, and I've decided I like it. Is it a common German word, Case?


I'm a little surprised that some of us into comics hadn't heard of...

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« Reply #2306 on: 31 Jul 2017, 17:16 »

That's the first thing I thought of
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2307 on: 31 Jul 2017, 17:22 »

Shouldn't it be idgad?
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« Reply #2308 on: 01 Aug 2017, 07:44 »





Looks like someone wrote a pulp book about Faye:





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« Reply #2309 on: 01 Aug 2017, 13:48 »

Those are all fantastic.
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« Reply #2310 on: 02 Aug 2017, 06:09 »







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« Reply #2311 on: 04 Aug 2017, 11:15 »

I made it to the front page of Imgur again!
http://imgur.com/gallery/DAhk2

I'm heckin excited!

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2313 on: 17 Aug 2017, 14:40 »

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« Reply #2314 on: 17 Aug 2017, 15:05 »

I just watched that J Pie video, and laughed when I saw the image that it ended on:

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« Reply #2317 on: 22 Aug 2017, 01:49 »

That is the greatest thing I've seen in awhile.  :lol:

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2318 on: 23 Aug 2017, 02:24 »

And so...

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« Reply #2319 on: 23 Aug 2017, 06:34 »



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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2321 on: 28 Aug 2017, 09:07 »

Flat Earth Lunar Eclipse!

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2322 on: 28 Aug 2017, 12:36 »

Flat Earth Lunar Eclipse!

The Gods are going to be pissed.  I don't see the hub mountains anywhere in that shadow, someone must have messed something up bigtime.  I suspect Rincewind.
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« Reply #2323 on: 29 Aug 2017, 10:01 »

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« Reply #2325 on: 06 Sep 2017, 12:19 »

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« Reply #2326 on: 06 Sep 2017, 12:24 »

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« Reply #2327 on: 06 Sep 2017, 12:47 »

She's so proud!
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« Reply #2329 on: 11 Sep 2017, 20:16 »



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« Reply #2330 on: 13 Sep 2017, 09:05 »

Gotta admit, I didn't expect that.
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« Reply #2331 on: 13 Sep 2017, 09:46 »

Not sure if this goes here or political... but ok


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« Reply #2333 on: 13 Sep 2017, 16:58 »

That was Bearly watchable  :claireface:
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« Reply #2334 on: 16 Sep 2017, 05:32 »

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« Reply #2335 on: 17 Sep 2017, 19:58 »

Thought for today: 

A benevolent diety would never require us to poop anything bigger than our heads.

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« Reply #2336 on: 19 Sep 2017, 17:47 »

Or make sure that the Trumps were Janitorial Staff only
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« Reply #2337 on: 20 Sep 2017, 01:01 »

@BlueKitty I can't remember, which Ninja Turtle had a chair as their weapon?

@Morituri For that thought, I'd highly advise not trying to live off of MREs. There are a lot of idiots here in Florida that haven't crapped for DAYS for that reason.

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« Reply #2338 on: 20 Sep 2017, 04:53 »




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« Reply #2339 on: 20 Sep 2017, 05:42 »

Alternatively: "Your parents were allowed to make something useless, why can't I?"
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« Reply #2340 on: 21 Sep 2017, 12:54 »

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« Reply #2341 on: 22 Sep 2017, 14:24 »

Apparently it releases it via hand lacerations. :)
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« Reply #2342 on: 22 Sep 2017, 17:06 »

It's about time that bloodletting to rebalance the humours came back into fashion.
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« Reply #2343 on: 22 Sep 2017, 18:34 »

@Morituri For that thought, I'd highly advise not trying to live off of MREs. There are a lot of idiots here in Florida that haven't crapped for DAYS for that reason.
I would not have thought that constipation would enhance military effectiveness. Does the military rely on terror to open the bowels?  :-o

I have never sampled an MRE. My Dad told me that the field rations were awful when he was in the army in the '70s, but they seem to be better now (the reviewer is from Hong Kong, and struggles a bit with Simplified Characters).
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« Reply #2345 on: 27 Sep 2017, 11:34 »

That last one is how the robot apocalypse starts.
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« Reply #2346 on: 27 Sep 2017, 11:41 »

Reminds me of the cleaner robot from WALL-E.  :-D

edit: OOooo this was pretty chilling:

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« Reply #2347 on: 27 Sep 2017, 11:47 »

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« Reply #2349 on: 28 Sep 2017, 11:48 »

That bird is an asshole. Also, I made a thing!:

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