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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2400 on: 30 Oct 2017, 21:52 »

Pun jah. Naow.
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« Reply #2401 on: 31 Oct 2017, 13:43 »

Happy Halloween to all the ghouls on the the forum.  I'll be stuck at home tonight but I know everyone else will be having a good time.  STay safe and have fun!

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« Reply #2402 on: 02 Nov 2017, 03:37 »

This twitter thread is pretty damn amusing:
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« Reply #2403 on: 02 Nov 2017, 05:54 »

Haha. I actually know Chuck Wendig. I met him at a writers conference in August and we hung out for a bit. He gave me some of the best advice for success.


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« Reply #2404 on: 02 Nov 2017, 14:44 »

The only water-cannon use of which I can approve:

Don't stand in the middle of the road to take photos.
Edit: That is actually a SWAT/riot-police truck, from
the 特警 painted on the side.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2405 on: 02 Nov 2017, 16:05 »

One wonders how come the police inside the truck happened to have an appropriate water-pistol to respond with...
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« Reply #2406 on: 02 Nov 2017, 17:00 »

What are the odds that the adorable moppet in the image wasn't the first to have the idea of squirting the water-cannon truck with a squirt gun?

Suppose they'd been coming to the park for various events for a long time, and seen a bunch of adorable, completely non-threatening moppets with squirt guns?

I figure it's entirely reasonable for an officer to bring along a squirt pistol for a "proportionate response." Many officers are parents, or remember being children...
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« Reply #2407 on: 03 Nov 2017, 08:45 »


The Riker maneuver.  Oh my gooooooodddddnneesss!!!!  :laugh:
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« Reply #2408 on: 04 Nov 2017, 17:12 »


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« Reply #2409 on: 04 Nov 2017, 17:48 »

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« Reply #2410 on: 05 Nov 2017, 18:52 »

Well, obviously. If you're gonna face off against a tornado, you need TWO pairs of nunchucks.

How many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?

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« Reply #2411 on: 07 Nov 2017, 06:04 »









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« Reply #2412 on: 08 Nov 2017, 15:42 »

Why you gotta do Dave dirty like that?

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« Reply #2413 on: 09 Nov 2017, 12:55 »

I love Dave but those were amazing.  Especially Francois (Peter).


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« Reply #2414 on: 10 Nov 2017, 13:59 »

Until I saw "incel" in the posting above, I had never heard the term. So I googled it, and now I wish I hadn't...
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« Reply #2415 on: 10 Nov 2017, 16:09 »

Thanks for the warning.

What the hell was that all about, anyway? (I was going to ask what the point was, then I remembered that this thread is pointless, so I guess there's no point in asking, but then this is the place for pointless questions, so I cou... eh nevermind)
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2416 on: 10 Nov 2017, 16:17 »

They're all Dave Grohl.
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« Reply #2417 on: 10 Nov 2017, 17:03 »

Ah, right. Well. That doesn't completely explain it, but it'll do.
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« Reply #2418 on: 10 Nov 2017, 17:32 »

I mean, just different bios for the various pictures. Just funny is all.
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« Reply #2419 on: 10 Nov 2017, 19:03 »

This is not photoshopped. 

It is also not a real animal.

I enjoy the ambiguity.



I believe it was spotted wandering the streets of Toronto, but I could be misremembering the city.
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« Reply #2420 on: 11 Nov 2017, 00:14 »

Sorry - that's a fake - it's been around longer than streetview: 
http://www.streetviewfun.com/2013/two-legged-cat-spotted-on-google-street-view/

Have some pliers instead:

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« Reply #2421 on: 11 Nov 2017, 04:30 »



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« Reply #2422 on: 12 Nov 2017, 18:01 »

I mean, just different bios for the various pictures. Just funny is all.

I'll take your word for it.
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« Reply #2423 on: 17 Nov 2017, 16:00 »

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« Reply #2425 on: 21 Nov 2017, 12:20 »



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« Reply #2426 on: 28 Nov 2017, 12:49 »

This thread has been quiet for a week...time to send in the Ned Kelly Stormtroopers:

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« Reply #2427 on: 30 Nov 2017, 15:11 »

There were just too many good memes to chose from to post here so instead here's the link to the entire dump.  its an amazing marvel dump.

https://imgur.com/gallery/43CYi
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« Reply #2428 on: 05 Dec 2017, 06:32 »

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« Reply #2429 on: 06 Dec 2017, 07:10 »





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« Reply #2430 on: 08 Dec 2017, 08:04 »

Brutal/dark comic in spoiler.  You have been warned.

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« Reply #2431 on: 12 Dec 2017, 00:24 »

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« Reply #2432 on: 14 Dec 2017, 11:26 »

Wonderful and clever cosplay story:

https://imgur.com/gallery/9PDc4

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« Reply #2433 on: 18 Dec 2017, 17:48 »

This is too amazing not to post.   :-D

No spoilers for The Last Jedi, just Fan fiction from everything before it.

https://imgur.com/gallery/dOdfa
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« Reply #2434 on: 18 Dec 2017, 18:52 »

This is too amazing not to post.   :-D

No spoilers for The Last Jedi, just Fan fiction from everything before it.

https://imgur.com/gallery/dOdfa

What has been seen ...

(Obi Survivesnerk ...)
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« Reply #2435 on: 19 Dec 2017, 08:53 »


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« Reply #2436 on: 19 Dec 2017, 09:47 »

Did you ever wonder why they left out the pages where the pokey little puppy tried methamphetamine?
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« Reply #2437 on: 22 Dec 2017, 18:22 »

Been watching Law and Order: SVU with the wife lately.  Had to share some Ice-T with you all.   :mrgreen:


















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« Reply #2438 on: 23 Dec 2017, 20:28 »

Buckle up. I'm taking you for a ride into existential mind fuckery:
https://i.imgur.com/thrdRxu.jpg
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« Reply #2439 on: 30 Dec 2017, 15:14 »

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« Reply #2440 on: 01 Jan 2018, 05:22 »

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« Reply #2442 on: 08 Jan 2018, 15:57 »

Minor Star Wars: The Last Jedi Spoiler:
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« Reply #2443 on: 09 Jan 2018, 10:50 »

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« Reply #2444 on: 09 Jan 2018, 11:21 »

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« Reply #2445 on: 11 Jan 2018, 12:06 »

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« Reply #2449 on: 24 Jan 2018, 17:14 »

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