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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2850 on: 24 Mar 2019, 07:12 »





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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2851 on: 24 Mar 2019, 16:32 »

Hmm.  There was this one version about the quick brown fox jumping the lazy dog over and over, but depending on the context it might have been considered obscene.   Besides, it was longer unnecessarily.

"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" is objectively the best, having fewer repeated letters than either of the other two.

But probably not practical because

A) You couldn't possibly get it into elementary textbooks in Texas.  Fundie parents will be afraid that some reference to a beast belonging to the pantheon of a pagan religion is DEMON WORSHIP!

B) While there is widespread agreement on how to spell "Sphinx" and "Quartz", there are a lot of people who aren't in on the agreement for "Sphinx" (they tend to write "Sphynx") and a lot of people to whom "Quartz" is less familiar than "Quarts" and they will therefore mishear and/or misspell it that way even though it makes no sense.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2852 on: 24 Mar 2019, 18:22 »

Iím amused the tweet mucks the sentence up.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2853 on: 26 Mar 2019, 10:55 »

Long and wholesome post that I put in a spoiler. Enjoy

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2854 on: 26 Mar 2019, 11:11 »

I want to love something as much as America loves Mr. Rogers. Even Mr. Dressup (Canadian Mr. Rogers..sort of) doesn't garner that level of adoration.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2855 on: 26 Mar 2019, 11:42 »

And as xkcd pointed out, moving to a Rogers street and getting a cat named Mr. is a guarantee that your kid will never go into pr0n.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2856 on: 26 Mar 2019, 13:27 »

That Mr. Rogers story is beautiful. I wish I'd had someone like him to watch on TV growing up.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2857 on: 26 Mar 2019, 13:29 »

whatever you do, DO NOT turn off your filters and google "roger cat"

Trust me on this.  I haven't done it, I won't do it, and I'm pretty sure what would come up if I did and that's why I won't.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2859 on: 28 Mar 2019, 18:46 »

The Fundamental Matrix song is ten years old.

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2860 on: 29 Mar 2019, 06:26 »

I would pretty much be the second player in this:
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2861 on: 29 Mar 2019, 11:04 »

The Fundamental Matrix song is ten years old.



The Matrix was released twenty years ago.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2863 on: 30 Mar 2019, 19:46 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2864 on: 31 Mar 2019, 04:19 »

How to trick a monkey
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2865 on: 31 Mar 2019, 08:12 »

< Thwack!  >
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2866 on: 01 Apr 2019, 00:53 »

How to trick a monkey
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Well, guess who's not on my Christmas list any more!
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2867 on: 01 Apr 2019, 08:01 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2868 on: 01 Apr 2019, 08:41 »

RIP Terry Pratchett.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2869 on: 01 Apr 2019, 10:09 »

How to trick a monkey
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Well, guess who's not on my Christmas list any more!

You'd think I'd know having posted it, but it still gets me every time



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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2870 on: 01 Apr 2019, 15:24 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2871 on: 01 Apr 2019, 15:31 »

How insensitive! The map lumps those three countries together as Poor Mexico, when they're clearly English Mexico, Dutch Mexico and French Mexico.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2872 on: 02 Apr 2019, 04:40 »

Since my glasses finally gave in after eight years of mistreatment and being slept on, I got the new ones today. And ho-leeeee sheet, I hadn't realised how badly it was micro-scratched. I can see (almost) properly again!
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« Reply #2873 on: 02 Apr 2019, 14:24 »

As if the word 'archipelago' would exist to these people.
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2874 on: 04 Apr 2019, 01:10 »

Mexico in the sea, then, or watery Mexico? Cruise ports?
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« Reply #2875 on: 04 Apr 2019, 01:11 »

Islandy Mexico.
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« Reply #2876 on: 04 Apr 2019, 13:54 »

Things Americans Do the Rest of the World Finds Weird
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #2877 on: 05 Apr 2019, 08:45 »





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« Reply #2878 on: 06 Apr 2019, 17:28 »



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« Reply #2879 on: 11 Apr 2019, 12:06 »

I have not seen this movie (Pentagon Wars) but not only is this hysterical, based on real events, but I think it also illustrates any kind of project inside a large organisation where the bosses get to put in their input. Whether its studio interference on a movie/tv show or trying to design the next iphone, this seems relevant:

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« Reply #2880 on: 15 Apr 2019, 10:48 »

TV detective vs tech guy
A fan in the comments put this together:
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« Reply #2881 on: 18 Apr 2019, 15:08 »

I saw a comment from someone on how to properly prepare merganser duck:

"Use Olive oil on a pine board, put the cleaned merganser on the board, and put both in the oven at 400įF. Wait 30 minutes, throw out the merganser, and eat the board."
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« Reply #2882 on: 19 Apr 2019, 12:06 »

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« Reply #2883 on: 25 Apr 2019, 12:15 »

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« Reply #2884 on: 26 Apr 2019, 06:42 »

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« Reply #2885 on: 06 May 2019, 10:36 »


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« Reply #2886 on: 07 May 2019, 04:15 »

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« Reply #2887 on: 07 May 2019, 13:01 »



sent this to my wife at work. People came into her office to check on her because she was laughing to hard... guess which one in the family refills the brita container me!

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« Reply #2889 on: 12 May 2019, 06:33 »

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