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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #250 on: 13 May 2015, 09:06 »

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« Reply #251 on: 13 May 2015, 09:23 »

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« Reply #252 on: 13 May 2015, 11:20 »

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« Reply #253 on: 13 May 2015, 13:41 »

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I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.


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there are two good reasons why people wear zodiac signs

they’re happy to wear their sign in public and it could be a great conversation starter and you know it looks really nice
you know the second reason why you piece of filthy t r a s h


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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #254 on: 13 May 2015, 14:04 »

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #255 on: 13 May 2015, 16:55 »

Has May or Yelling Bird used the term douchecastle in QC yet?
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« Reply #257 on: 13 May 2015, 18:52 »



In the world of Pokémon, you don't have an actual name until you turn 10. Haven't you played the games?
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« Reply #258 on: 13 May 2015, 18:52 »

Has May or Yelling Bird used the term douchecastle in QC yet?
The snobbishness...
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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #259 on: 13 May 2015, 19:32 »



In the world of Pokémon, you don't have an actual name until you turn 10. Haven't you played the games?
No, no, Professor Oak just forgets everyone's name every 10 years, even his grandson's. Dunno how that applies to the post RBY games though.
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« Reply #260 on: 13 May 2015, 20:29 »



Cause funny
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« Reply #261 on: 14 May 2015, 11:51 »

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« Reply #262 on: 14 May 2015, 11:55 »


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wkheJIz_OI
That's not wet.

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« Reply #263 on: 14 May 2015, 12:49 »

I honestly thought that was being narrated by Rhys Darby.
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« Reply #264 on: 14 May 2015, 15:29 »

Well, since even the Central Police Station in Lower Hutt CBD had flooding in it's foyer and the Hutt River burst its banks lower down the valley, I can safely assume that happened jwhouk.

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« Reply #265 on: 14 May 2015, 17:16 »

In lighter news, this may be the greatest Twitter account I've ever seen.

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« Reply #266 on: 14 May 2015, 18:34 »

No, this is




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« Reply #267 on: 14 May 2015, 18:38 »

That's pretty good, but

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« Reply #268 on: 14 May 2015, 18:48 »

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Re: This thread is like a broken pencil: pointless.
« Reply #269 on: 14 May 2015, 23:08 »

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« Reply #270 on: 15 May 2015, 00:06 »

Taylor Swift has been touched by Vorlons?
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« Reply #271 on: 15 May 2015, 01:55 »

And vice versa!
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« Reply #273 on: 15 May 2015, 06:22 »

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« Reply #274 on: 15 May 2015, 09:13 »

the plot of the first half of the NES's Ninja Gaiden

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« Reply #275 on: 16 May 2015, 04:44 »

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so two sisters inherit a ranch. they decide to work on it a bit and after a while realize that they need a bull in order to help them around the place. so they gather together all the spare money they have—around four hundred dollars—and one sister looks at listings online and finds a man a while away who’s got a bull to sell. she decides that she’ll travel down to see him alone and tells her sister that she’ll send a telegram so that the sister can drive down with their truck if they are able to get the bull.

so the sister eventually reaches the man who’s selling his bull and asks what his price will be. he says, “listen. I won’t take a dollar less than three hundred and ninety-nine dollars.” so the sister agrees and pays him the amount, leaving her with one dollar. then she goes to the post office and asks to send a telegram back to her sister to let her know that she’s got the bull so her sister should come and pick them up. but when she asks the person at the counter, they tell her that the telegram costs a dollar per word. the sister only has one dollar so she picks a word carefully and sends the telegram.

what word does she pick?
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« Reply #276 on: 16 May 2015, 06:48 »

I'm not against puns outside the pun thread, but considering that's just a pun, shouldn't it go there too?
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« Reply #277 on: 17 May 2015, 14:07 »

Kinda old, but still good: the Evil Overlord's Rules.
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« Reply #278 on: 17 May 2015, 14:20 »



A talented fashion designer like...Hugo Boss? :roll:
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« Reply #280 on: 17 May 2015, 15:02 »

I see a problem with those Evil Overlord Rules. You don't only need power to enforce all those rules, you also need a very strong monetary investment and possibly lots and lots of training for your henchmen. Since, you know, misleading maps and all that.

And obviously, there's the off chance that the so-called "Hero" is morally aligned with the playable characters from Borderlands, so every attempt to use your "Rational Evil Overlord" ways on them is futile since they're probably more evil than you are. Example: The phonecall rule:
EVIL OVERLORD: "Yeah, I'm going back on my evildoing".
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« Reply #282 on: 17 May 2015, 15:12 »

Sure, it's kinda NSFW but it's only one picture, why link it? Just spoil it like so:

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« Reply #284 on: 18 May 2015, 00:27 »



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« Reply #285 on: 18 May 2015, 12:48 »

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« Reply #286 on: 18 May 2015, 12:57 »

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Get away from Imgur, Richard! You have work to be doing!

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« Reply #287 on: 18 May 2015, 14:40 »

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« Reply #288 on: 18 May 2015, 14:42 »

The reveal made me laugh the most I've laughed in a while, holy shit.
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« Reply #289 on: 18 May 2015, 14:56 »

Watching that gif at one frame per second while it's loading ruins the comedic timing though.
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« Reply #290 on: 18 May 2015, 15:45 »

House wearing a house painting a house on a house

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« Reply #291 on: 18 May 2015, 16:32 »

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That doesn't explain anything!
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« Reply #292 on: 18 May 2015, 16:34 »

I agree, it doesn't!

House in a house painting a house on a house
I prefer phrasing it that way (that was my reaction when I saw it).
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« Reply #293 on: 18 May 2015, 17:17 »

Re: BK's Sherlock riddle...

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« Reply #294 on: 18 May 2015, 18:16 »

It was BK's riddle. And ohhhhhhhhhh.
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« Reply #295 on: 19 May 2015, 01:22 »

Have I ever mentioned that I loathe riddles with a passion?

As for House wearing a house painting a house on a house... could be argue that picture is pretty much certain to be of Hugh Laurie out of character, what with the friendly expression and lack of stubble.

You fail, gif! That is not House wearing a house painting a house on a house, that is in fact Hugh Laurie wearing a house painting a house on a house.

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« Reply #296 on: 19 May 2015, 03:22 »

I like riddles when there's an actual logic to the answer. A lot are secret option number three that don't even work when explained with convoluted reasoning.
I thought when the question is, "Which should he question?" That the proper answer should be, "All of them." The question should be who did it according to the note.
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« Reply #297 on: 19 May 2015, 03:55 »

I have one good riddle:

Q: What's pink and hard in the morning?

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« Reply #298 on: 19 May 2015, 05:10 »

Q: What's brown and sticky?

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