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Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 219  (Read 1361 times)

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QC Captions Vol. 219
« on: 31 May 2015, 16:46 »

Hey ya'll. PANEL:



I was gonna blank out the magazine, but I honestly don't think anyone can beat "Prolapse Monthly." Or CAN YOU?


(probably not)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #1 on: 31 May 2015, 18:02 »

NARRATION: "Our porno section has things you might never expect"
MAY: "HAH! Now I know what Pintsize was up to last weekend!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #2 on: 31 May 2015, 19:11 »



I have the day off. As you see, I used it very productively.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #3 on: 31 May 2015, 19:36 »

CAPTION BOX: While Momo gets steamed up over that old-timey porno, I go for the more modern stuff.
MAY: "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #4 on: 01 Jun 2015, 01:30 »

NARRATION: "Momo is right; humans are endlessly fascinating in their variety and originality!"

MAY: "Oh boy! Humans pay for this shit? Earning enough to buy that PAK-FA chassis will be a snap if that's what they give money to see!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #5 on: 01 Jun 2015, 11:09 »

NARRATION: "Of course, I only read it for the articles."
MAY: "David Willis is the editor! I should have guessed!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #6 on: 01 Jun 2015, 11:34 »

NARRATION: "Sometimes it's the simple pleasures that are the most satisfying."
MAY: "Oh man, I know what I'm going to make Marigold's screen-lock image next!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #7 on: 01 Jun 2015, 11:54 »

NARRATION: "Of course, I only read it for the articles."
MAY: "David Willis is the editor! I should have guessed!"
NARRATION: "Of course, I only read it for the articles."
MAY: "Where else can you find atomic physics papers, articles on the economics of the Russian oil industry, and up-rectum pictures in the same place?"

or...

NARRATION: "Of course, I only read it for the articles."
MAY: "A, the, an, and some!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #8 on: 03 Jun 2015, 13:52 »

SECOND IMAGE:



This is turning out to be a rather dirty week  :evil:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #9 on: 03 Jun 2015, 15:30 »

CLAIRE: "I'm pretty sure I've seen a dong like this before"
MARTEN: "May saw it on "bestiality bi-weekly" and sent pics to everyone"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #10 on: 03 Jun 2015, 15:38 »

Claire: Wow, this is even bigger than yours!
Marten: Just because Dora told you that story doesn't mean you need to bring it up constantly.  :claireface:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #11 on: 03 Jun 2015, 17:25 »

CLAIRE: "Whatever happened to that wax sculpture of the Nauset Lighthouse I gave you for our two-week dating anniversary?"
MARTEN: "Some heat wave we're having, huh?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #12 on: 03 Jun 2015, 17:29 »

CLAIRE: "Oh, hey, this thing is straightening out ..."
MARTEN: "..."

... Somebody was gonna do it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #13 on: 03 Jun 2015, 17:35 »

Claire: "Hey babe, you know what I want to do tonight?"
Marten: "I'm afraid you would have unrealistic expectations."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #14 on: 04 Jun 2015, 01:20 »

CLAIRE: "Curious... What's this art installation supposed to be about?"

MARTEN: "It's illustrating that you can give your new boyfriend traumatic memories without out even knowing that you're doing it!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 219
« Reply #15 on: 05 Jun 2015, 03:21 »

Claire: "How come the surface here is kinda coarse but the other end is all smooth and shiny?"

Marten: "Mom has a lot of adventurous friends."
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