Topic: Stupidest band ever (Read 54294 times)

Malphas · « **on:** 25 Dec 2004, 15:57 »

I have found quite possibly the STUPIDEST band ever. The name of the band is Anti-Ben, and they seem to have a problem with people named Ben. I laughed my ass off when I listened to their cd named "Bloodthirsty Benslayers" which happens to have around 30 songs on it. Anyone else have any other really stupid bands they know of?

devils_daughter · « **Reply #1 on:** 25 Dec 2004, 16:01 »

Probably Goldie Lookin Chain (see the other thread), they're just a complete piss take!

mookers · « **Reply #2 on:** 25 Dec 2004, 20:13 »

Quote from: Malphas

I have found quite possibly the STUPIDEST band ever. The name of the band is Anti-Ben, and they seem to have a problem with people named Ben. I laughed my ass off when I listened to their cd named "Bloodthirsty Benslayers" which happens to have around 30 songs on it. Anyone else have any other really stupid bands they know of?

that's not stupid, that is genius. i'm going to look them up right now. i now have a late christmas present for my friend Ben.

Hairy Joe Bob · « **Reply #3 on:** 25 Dec 2004, 20:17 »

The stupidest band ever is of course the Vengaboys!

Does anyone remember the 'Vengabus'?

And "Yay! we're going to Ibiza!"

devils_daughter · « **Reply #4 on:** 25 Dec 2004, 20:19 »

I'd forgotten the Vengaboys (for good reason). Someone actually bought me that fucking album

Hairy Joe Bob · « **Reply #5 on:** 25 Dec 2004, 20:21 »

I seem to recall my brother or sister owning the album.

It made me want to kill people.

devils_daughter · « **Reply #6 on:** 25 Dec 2004, 20:23 »

That seemed to be the standard reaction. Still doesn't beat the Spice Girls...seriously why???

Hairy Joe Bob · « **Reply #7 on:** 25 Dec 2004, 20:25 »

The Spice Girls were kinda good in a naff way - and when one was younger one did fancy Posh Spice.

The Vengaboys were just....wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.

They pale beside the fucking god damn fucking Cheeky Girls! Goddamn it to fuck fuck FJWCUIEW HEIGNJRE VFDARGHHHHH""!""!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!

Outshined · « **Reply #8 on:** 25 Dec 2004, 21:47 »

Mindless Self Indulgence is pretty darn horrible, but then again, I'm pretty sure that is the point of that band.

Sionide · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 04:12 »

the cheeky girls

:/

eurrgghh..!

Tinjessla · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 13:57 »

The cheeky girls should be strangled by their own blinding silver hotpants. On the same note of shite-tastic bands, those Fast Food Rockers....

DIIIIIIE!

Oerdin · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 16:02 »

Any of those gay ass boy bands who's entire audience is made up of zit faced preteens without any pubic hair would be a contender for this title in my book.

devils_daughter · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 16:07 »

Fuck....The S Club Juniors. Seriously what did we all do to deserve them?

jhum101 · « **Reply #13 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 17:11 »

Prehapts "Anal Cunt"? A Heavy Metal/Grindcore Band who does nothing but scream songs like "You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In the Stomach", and "Your Son Committed Suicide Because You Suck".

Hairy Joe Bob · « **Reply #14 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 19:08 »

Hahaha, they sound quite funny.

There is a band that play in Brighton quite a lot called 'Selfish cunt'. they're pretty stupid.

Hostile · « **Reply #15 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 19:10 »

Quote from: devils_daughter

Fuck....The S Club Juniors. Seriously what did we all do to deserve them?

We let Capitalism win.

Malphas · « **Reply #16 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 20:10 »

Nah, I've heard of Anal Cunt, and they're funny as well, but not in the same way. Anal Cunt is more of a "OMG, THAT IS SO TERRIBLE, LOL" funny whereas Anti-Ben is more of a "OMG, THIS IS FUCKING STUPID, LOL" funny. Anti-Ben mixes up their style a lot more than Anal Cunt too, ranging from grindcore to elevator music.

Sturge · « **Reply #17 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 20:12 »

Anal Cunt are ace! their final album was them singing totally PC songs, rather than their usual stuff which is 'quite' un-PC.....

Malphas · « **Reply #18 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 20:21 »

Yes they are, I'm glad to hear that one of their members is out of a coma. I think it's awesome how the last song on "Picnic of Love" is titled "In My Heart There's A Star Named After You" and the first song on the next album is called "I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It".

czar0406 · « **Reply #19 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 20:25 »

Quote from: Awkward Silence

Quote from: Outshined
Mindless Self Indulgence is pretty darn horrible, but then again, I'm pretty sure that is the point of that band.

I forgot about them!

I Love MSI. Who could forget MSI? more importantly, who could forget songs like "Bitches" or "Faggots" or "I Hate Jimmy Paige" or even "Dicks Are For My Freinds".

Mercurial · « **Reply #20 on:** 26 Dec 2004, 23:31 »

Eurodance!

Remember Toybox? How about Detroit Grand Poobahs?

Ugh. I mean, I'm all for catchy fluff in its place, but these bands took their songwriting to entirely new levels of... something...

Jamoky · « **Reply #21 on:** 27 Dec 2004, 18:24 »

Quote from: Oerdin

Any of those gay ass boy bands who's entire audience is made up of zit faced preteens without any pubic hair would be a contender for this title in my book.

could you try to offend some more people for me? Chill out, man.

FlamingMoose · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 Jan 2005, 13:38 »

Group X.

betteroffdead · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 Jan 2005, 14:24 »

all those bands that are made for tv. like otown and the popstar bands. i mean seriously, what's the point of that? form a band with untalented strangers and become a one-hit wonder? gee whiz that's ingenius!

haha s-club was that the english band with like 7 people? my brother used to love them- he watched their show all the time and has two albums. sooo lame

osaki · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 Jan 2005, 14:29 »

ok... lets see...

Backstreet boys
N'sync
Any country music band
good charlotte

that's off the top of my head... im sure i'll think of more.

eviL_poPtart · « **Reply #25 on:** 01 Jan 2005, 15:16 »

I FUCKING LOVE S CLUB AND SPICE GIRLS.

RARRR

negative creep · « **Reply #26 on:** 01 Jan 2005, 16:09 »

blink 182

Taste_of_blood · « **Reply #27 on:** 01 Jan 2005, 16:44 »

Quote from: Hairy Joe Bob

There is a band that play in Brighton quite a lot called 'Selfish cunt'. they're pretty stupid.

Selfish Cunt are superb, they're more performance art than a band, but my God their gig was one of the highlights of a lengthy period of time for me!

Also, note: Anti-Ben.... can I join?

jeph · « **Reply #28 on:** 01 Jan 2005, 17:18 »

The Ramones were pretty fuckin' stupid. Not BAD, just stupid.

I think Shat deserves this award in the end though.

arkturus · « **Reply #29 on:** 02 Jan 2005, 00:47 »

Quote from: Outshined

Mindless Self Indulgence is pretty darn horrible, but then again, I'm pretty sure that is the point of that band.

Well yeah, the point is to be horrible, but they don't even succeed from an ironic standpoint. They try to be super nasty and offensive but they come off as GG Allin lyrics set to some horrible mashup of The Prodigy and Rage Against the Machine.

And I submit that GG Allin was way, way stupider than The Ramones. And he was bad to boot! How can he lose?

Mercurial · « **Reply #30 on:** 02 Jan 2005, 01:05 »

Quote

some horrible mashup of The Prodigy and Rage Against the Machine

Atari Teenage Riot?!

Sturge · « **Reply #31 on:** 02 Jan 2005, 10:42 »

Thats not called 'Stupid' thats called 'Noise'

ATR are ace.

Mercurial · « **Reply #32 on:** 02 Jan 2005, 16:00 »

Don't get me wrong, I like ATR as well. Noise is good. But surely you'll admit that their sound could possibly fit Arkturus' description.

Phrozen · « **Reply #33 on:** 02 Jan 2005, 22:47 »

Oooo, I just saw the crappiest band ever last night. Texas Terri Bomb. they were so incredibly pathetic.
1, their bassist didn't know his guitar had more than 2 strings.
2, their bassist spit water on the crowd (yay! I want your v.d.!)
3, their lead singer was so manish it took me a bit to realize she was a she. Normally I don't take offense to ugly people, but when ugly people think they are the sexiest things on earth I do.
4, They sucked, but they think they rock. The singer actuaally had the nerve to try and make people jump up and down... not just tell people to jump but she actually got off stage and went into the crowd, nobody jumped still... except for the ones that did it to make her go away.
5, their bassist didn't wear a shirt and he gyrated his hips in a most obscene way.
6, when they weren't playing really crappy music they were dry humping on stage.
7, all their songs used 3 chord progressions
8, the singer didn't know how to do anything except scream
9, oh man, I'm gonna stop now... look, do me a favor. if you ever meet any of the people from this band just give the finger or a fist full of fingers. Well, except the guitar play, he was actually pretty good.

Hector Gilbert · « **Reply #34 on:** 03 Jan 2005, 12:33 »

Mayhem were pretty stupid when they started off in '86. Pure Fucking Armageddon takes the biscuit and runs away with it.

Grindcore made after it was original is just stupid in general. I mean, I dig some early Carcass and Napalm Death and assuming that Repulsion's album is equally worthy it'd be very high on my wishlist. But not the copycats: http://www.mp3search.ru/album.html?id=10880

Praeserpium Machinarum · « **Reply #35 on:** 03 Jan 2005, 13:55 »

most metal bands I would say...
good charlotte maybe, other than that Ween is simultaneously stupid and pure genius..

osaki · « **Reply #36 on:** 03 Jan 2005, 15:28 »

Most metal bands? as in... kiss, guns n' roses, iron maiden, megadeth?

happybirthdaygelatin · « **Reply #37 on:** 03 Jan 2005, 16:44 »

and no, ween is just genius.

CammyKnoxville · « **Reply #38 on:** 03 Jan 2005, 17:19 »

Alergic To Whores.

I just don't like them. Every song sounds the same: Talking in a deep semi-creepy voice really really fast so you don't catch a word of it.

Ernest · « **Reply #39 on:** 03 Jan 2005, 17:31 »

Quote from: osaki

Most metal bands? as in... kiss, guns n' roses, iron maiden, megadeth?

Iron Maiden kicks ass. I don't know what you're smoking.
I hope no one's instulting Rage Against the Machine. Cause if they are, I'll have to castrate them and make them eat their own testicles.

Lauraaa · « **Reply #40 on:** 03 Jan 2005, 18:24 »

Goldie looking chain are awesome!!! I'd have to say the stupidest band award goes to the cartoons!!

rynne · « **Reply #41 on:** 04 Jan 2005, 07:27 »

Quote from: arkturus

some horrible mashup of The Prodigy and Rage Against the Machine.

That already exists. The Prodigy & Tom Morello track â€œOne Man Armyâ€? is on the Spawn movie soundtrack.

I'm gonna have to go with The Moldy Peaches for stupidest band ever.

osaki · « **Reply #42 on:** 04 Jan 2005, 12:15 »

Quote from: Flaming Ostrich

Quote from: osaki
Most metal bands? as in... kiss, guns n' roses, iron maiden, megadeth?

Iron Maiden kicks ass. I don't know what you're smoking.
I hope no one's instulting Rage Against the Machine. Cause if they are, I'll have to castrate them and make them eat their own testicles.

i know, those are some of my favorite bands... im verifying if he needs to be bricked or just doesn't know what metal is.

happybirthdaygelatin · « **Reply #43 on:** 04 Jan 2005, 12:36 »

the (damned) postal service.

jhum101 · « **Reply #44 on:** 04 Jan 2005, 20:11 »

the Postal Service?!? They're awesome, they're definitely not stupid.

CammyKnoxville · « **Reply #45 on:** 05 Jan 2005, 09:00 »

Whoa Whoa Whoa!

The Postal Service?

What, Sir, may I ask are you on?

Give a reason atleast before I freak out.

IndieLoser17 · « **Reply #46 on:** 05 Jan 2005, 09:11 »

Good Charlotte is horrible...and so is AFI i mean they wine so much boo hoo.....argh

Apathy · « **Reply #47 on:** 05 Jan 2005, 09:18 »

Quote from: Hairy Joe Bob

The stupidest band ever is of course the Vengaboys!

Does anyone remember the 'Vengabus'?

And "Yay! we're going to Ibiza!"

I was going to say Busted. Then I was going to say McFly. Then, I realised they're not 'silly', just simply more puppetered cash ins. No, The Vengaboys were most definitely the stupidest band ever!

Schmung · « **Reply #48 on:** 05 Jan 2005, 09:42 »

Aqua?

Though the vengaboys do deserve to die for the lyric 'WE're going to Ibiza, something something pizza.' It was so wrong. So very, very wrong. Worse than Black Lace and the song agadoo because they had the gall to release more 1 song. Sick, evil, fuckers.

3point14 · « **Reply #49 on:** 05 Jan 2005, 10:29 »

Mindless Self Indulgence? I LIKE them.... I actually find the music relaxing. then again, I don't take it seriously, and I don't pay attention to the lyrics (seriously, the lyrics are nonsence on most of their songs)

I chalk it up to my addiction with video games and the music from old 8-bit systems...

as for plain ass stupid bands. the worst I ever heard was a couple guys from my high school, Mad Dog Monte and Juice. I will not comment further, other than to say the nicknames were about as creative as they got.

for commercial bands? I have to say Metallica has really been pretty bad lately. ever since Master of Puppets they've just been going downhill. (I know, someone's going to have my head for that comment)

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Author Topic: Stupidest band ever (Read 54294 times)

Malphas

devils_daughter

mookers

devils_daughter

devils_daughter

Outshined

Tinjessla

devils_daughter

jhum101

Hostile

Malphas

Sturge

Malphas

czar0406

Mercurial

Jamoky

FlamingMoose

betteroffdead

osaki

eviL_poPtart

Taste_of_blood

arkturus

Mercurial

Sturge

Mercurial

Phrozen

Hector Gilbert

Praeserpium Machinarum

osaki

CammyKnoxville

Lauraaa

osaki

jhum101

CammyKnoxville

IndieLoser17

Apathy

Schmung

3point14