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« Reply #50 on: 05 Jan 2005, 14:14 »

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The Postal Service?

What, Sir, may I ask are you on?

Give a reason atleast before I freak out.


on?  nothing.  no need to freak out, i just am completly annoyed by them.  not exactly a band, ben gizzard is a hack, covering phil collins, music and beats anyone with a computer and music softwere could make (i know, i use to do it and think i was pretty damn hot stuff_

but hey that's what i think that shouldn't stop you from diggin them.
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« Reply #51 on: 11 Jan 2005, 11:09 »

Hmmm.

Anal Cunt have already been mentioned. For real entertainment from them, check out their cover of 'Staying Alive', pure genius.

There's Crotchduster, an avant-garde band who mix all forms of metal with rap, rock, Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, techno, classical, ballads, pop, country, etc, normally singing about either random insanity, perverted sex acts or the mysterious and much prized 'mammal sauce'. They're wonderful for freaking the crap out of people with, as they can go from rap to hyper-speed deathgrind in the space of a beat.

Then of course, there's Zombina and the Skeletones, who combine Death Rock, Jack off Jill-style fake child vocals and cheesy synth-pop. With choruses like "Nobody likes you when you're dead, it just ain't right, just 'cos I'm biting on your head,  there's no need to be impolite, and if I still had eyes, well I would surely cry, nobody likes you when you're dead and that's the story of my life!"

Then there's the honourable mentions for parody bands, my current favourite one being the black metal parody 'Blackthrone', with songs like 'I Become a Werewolf Always' and 'Goatfog'.
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« Reply #52 on: 11 Jan 2005, 11:56 »

Not so much a band, but a person, well devilspawn - Graham Coxon. God, how I hate him.
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« Reply #53 on: 01 Jul 2005, 20:36 »

Lawnmower Deth, Monastat 7, J. B. O., Steel, Dave Brockie eXperience, Volatile, Blackseed Boys, and of course the infamous Anti-Ben. All awesome bands that combine funny elements within their music.
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« Reply #54 on: 01 Jul 2005, 21:15 »

how about Excrematory Grind Fuckers?
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« Reply #55 on: 01 Jul 2005, 22:02 »

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The stupidest band ever is of course the Vengaboys!

Does anyone remember the 'Vengabus'?

And "Yay! we're going to Ibiza!"


Brazilian booty, Bubblegum beats and zebra-skin cowboy hats. I loved the vengaboys...... *shame
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« Reply #56 on: 01 Jul 2005, 22:04 »

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Not so much a band, but a person, well devilspawn - Graham Coxon. God, how I hate him.
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Woah wait...... Graham coxon as in blur graham coxon??? I think somebody didnt like the solo album, That or im just not fact-checking enough.
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« Reply #57 on: 02 Jul 2005, 01:13 »

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'Blackthrone', with songs like 'I Become a Werewolf Always' and 'Goatfog'.



/searches fervently for shared mp3s


Impaled Northern Moonforest anyone? Nargaroth is pretty bad, too. And Veles, holy crap is that dreadful. I rather like Kampfar, however.
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« Reply #58 on: 02 Jul 2005, 02:04 »

Nargaroth's only album of any decent worth is "Geliebte Des Regens"

Veles isn't too bad, I think The Triumph of Pagan Beliefs is a decent album.






...  oh yeah...    FEAR THE NECROWIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11one
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« Reply #59 on: 02 Jul 2005, 02:11 »

I FEAR THE NECROWIZARD INSIDE OF THE GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR!

Okay, for real. Crazy Frog. What the fuck is wrong with you Brits? How could you make this the number one single for weeks straight?
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« Reply #60 on: 02 Jul 2005, 03:04 »

Of course Imapled Northern Moon Forest! That name is possibly the most grim thing ever... and the cover art... you can't beat that.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^ <--- Flames Of Hell!
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« Reply #61 on: 02 Jul 2005, 03:08 »

Was this thread started about stupid bands that are actally good but funny... or bands that are just stupid because they suck??

I actually think bands like Lawnmower Deth, Macabre, Anti-Ben (I know a few of the guys in the band, they actually do hate Bens and are fucking hilariously insane), Blackseed Boys, etc. etc. are great bands and the comical/stupidity elements within their music make them that way.
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« Reply #62 on: 02 Jul 2005, 03:12 »

Holy shit you know the guys from Anti-Ben!

I worship you!

Ask them where I can buy their albums from!

EDIT:  And how could I forget Macabre.  Excellent band.  Dahmer is a masterpiece as is Sinister Slaughter!
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« Reply #63 on: 02 Jul 2005, 03:27 »

How about Impaled Nazarene? Their newest albums don't suck, but their early creations of musical satan worshipping, angel rectum tearing and pure hardcore is pretty much sensless even to try to listen.

Few examples of their creations:
Steelvagina from album Suomi Finland Perkele
Motorpenis from album Motorpenis
Goatvomit And Gasmasks from album Rapture

And one must not forget the angel rectum songs:
Angel Rectums do bleed, Angel rectums Still Bleed - the sequel and Prequel To Bleeding (Angels III)

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« Reply #64 on: 02 Jul 2005, 04:19 »

But, that's all symptomatic of Impaled Nazarenes extreme, Christ-violating audial terrorism!

I mean, how can you not love the band that did 'Total War/Winter War' and made the video to 'Armageddon Death Squad'?

Lawnmower Deth are pretty funny, but they needed more real songs to flesh out the ten second joke tracks. Admittedly, I only have 'Ooh Crikey it's Lawnmower Deth!' and the split with Metal Duck, but still.

Blackthrone fucking rock.

Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone

The world is becoming a very black
Prepare for our next attack
When you come with your panzers
We rise and shoot with panzerfausts
Then you die!

Black forces of evil!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Infernal hordes of Satan!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone

You can't live after we have killed you
Because you are then very necro and dead
Your panzer is to be broken after we've
risen with our panzerfausts

Dark evil Inferno men!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone

Our defence-line is so thick
With the power of evil we attack and kill
You cannot do anything because we always have
our panzerfaust division Blackthrone ready

Dark evil Inferno men!
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Hellish outlaws from Satan's side
Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone

Panzerfaust Division Blackthrone
Fistfucking the face of you
666 times in a day
Our defence-line is so thick
With the power of evil we attack and kill
Your tanks will be broken always
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« Reply #65 on: 02 Jul 2005, 04:42 »

I've been laughing so hard at all of these cheesy metal bands that have been mentioned...  I haven't heard any of them, but even the names are ridiculous =P.
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« Reply #66 on: 02 Jul 2005, 05:01 »

I lovelovelove Mindless Self Indulgence. You can't even begin to take them seriously. Apart from anythin else, I heard Lil Jimmy Urine is gay, rendering half their insults dead anyway.
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« Reply #67 on: 02 Jul 2005, 09:53 »

that's why MSI is called gaycore. fags talkin' 'bout faggin'.


One of the most ridiculous bands I've heard of is Battlelore. it's Melodic Tolkien Metal played in Power style and instead of info about the band they have character sheets. One of the guys is an elf paladin.
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« Reply #68 on: 02 Jul 2005, 10:01 »

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on?  nothing.  no need to freak out, i just am completly annoyed by them.  not exactly a band, ben gizzard is a hack, covering phil collins, music and beats anyone with a computer and music softwere could make (i know, i use to do it and think i was pretty damn hot stuff_

but hey that's what i think that shouldn't stop you from diggin them.


If you think you're that good then send me some tracks because I could use more good music.  

P.S.  Personally I love the Postal Service but you're right.  That cover is terrible.
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« Reply #69 on: 02 Jul 2005, 11:12 »

Green Day and/or any other cali-punk band in existance.
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« Reply #70 on: 02 Jul 2005, 11:43 »

Drunk listening to From Paris to Berlin at my friends place...

This song sucks!
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« Reply #71 on: 02 Jul 2005, 12:02 »

ah yeah Infernal sucks nowadays, but they rocked when they were all polka and bagpipe-dance, it was pretty decent..
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« Reply #72 on: 02 Jul 2005, 19:47 »

metallica

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no more instruments need be given to the inbred
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« Reply #73 on: 02 Jul 2005, 20:36 »

Anyone here heard of Beatallica? A great band that mixes The Beatles and Metallica to create songs like The thing that should not let it be and We can hit the lightz. One of the stupidest bands out there.

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« Reply #74 on: 02 Jul 2005, 21:13 »

I thought it was The Thing That Should Not Let It Be.
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« Reply #75 on: 03 Jul 2005, 01:45 »

I really can't stand the Arcade Fire....

I've already expressed my distaste for Creed before,  Boxcar Racer, Billy Talent,  Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, that whole lot.

Did you guys ever see that Vengaboys video for the song 'She La La'?

The one thats like, a bad softcore porn movie?
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« Reply #76 on: 03 Jul 2005, 02:04 »

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One of the most ridiculous bands I've heard of is Battlelore. it's Melodic Tolkien Metal played in Power style and instead of info about the band they have character sheets. One of the guys is an elf paladin.


Oh my God that is AWESOME!

I must hear this band!
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« Reply #77 on: 03 Jul 2005, 09:29 »

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I really can't stand the Arcade Fire....

YIKES! I don't think they deserve "stupidest band" label even if you don't like them! I personally am a fan.

I'm glad someone mentioned MSI, they are mentally retarded. I also HATE Bon Jovi with a passion.  I can't think of anything else off the top of my head that isn't blatantly obvious.
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« Reply #78 on: 03 Jul 2005, 12:43 »

Yeah, I didnt say AF are stupid per se...
I just think they're really overrated and they aren't that good. At all.


Uh huh.

I also don't like the Methadones.
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« Reply #79 on: 03 Jul 2005, 17:49 »

Whatever that band was that did "Final Countdown" in the 80's.

And that "power metal" band fronted by those two sissy twins.
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« Reply #80 on: 03 Jul 2005, 17:51 »

Europe sucks.

Feel free to take that out of context. That would be funny. :P
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« Reply #81 on: 03 Jul 2005, 19:02 »

Bon Jovi, that band is the very bane of my existance. Also most hair metals bands, it's all very homoerotic.
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« Reply #82 on: 03 Jul 2005, 19:19 »

Oh yeah, I also happen to find Architecture in Helinski very stupid. They had, like, 10 people playing a plethora of instruments and they STILL couldn't get it right.
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« Reply #83 on: 03 Jul 2005, 19:48 »

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most hair metals bands


I can't belive this thread has got to two pages without anybody mentioning Mötley Crüe, or any band fronted by David Lee Roth.
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« Reply #84 on: 03 Jul 2005, 23:45 »

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Dream Theatre.

Thank you! I cannot stand all these dumb 14-year-old power metal* fans that worship what's-their-faces entirely on technical ability!

14YOPMF: "Oh, man, Dream Theater are so great! I have these videos of Mike Portnoy, and does these totally cool things! Like, he can just play whatever he wants at will!"
Me: "Can they write a song that does not make me want to tear my hair out?"
14YOPMF: "..."

* Classification of what particular sub-genre of metal Dream Theater falls under may vary. I really don't give a crap.
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« Reply #85 on: 04 Jul 2005, 00:19 »

Eiffel 65
Responsible for the "Blue" song which I'm sure we all had stuck in our heads at some point or another.
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I also remember, when I was about 8-9 years old, seeing a singing baby on TV. He was French or Italian or something. Why the fuck is a baby recording songs?
(by baby I mean like 3 years old or something)
I think his name was Jordan or Jeordie or something.
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« Reply #86 on: 04 Jul 2005, 01:00 »

DT really are a love or hate thing.

Odd therefore that I seem to fit comfortably in the middle.
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« Reply #87 on: 04 Jul 2005, 02:23 »

woah, no hating on the Crue please!


for myself, I think th stupidest band is Nickleback.

you Americans have only had to deal with them for a few years, but it's been a long 3 quarters of a decade for the rest of us north of the border.
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« Reply #88 on: 04 Jul 2005, 03:17 »

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Dream Theatre.

Thank you! I cannot stand all these dumb 14-year-old power metal* fans that worship what's-their-faces entirely on technical ability!

14YOPMF: "Oh, man, Dream Theater are so great! I have these videos of Mike Portnoy, and does these totally cool things! Like, he can just play whatever he wants at will!"
Me: "Can they write a song that does not make me want to tear my hair out?"
14YOPMF: "..."

* Classification of what particular sub-genre of metal Dream Theater falls under may vary. I really don't give a crap.


Today my roommate downloaded a Dream Theater album just because he had this urge to listen to someothing he knew he would hate. It was their most recent album, and it was pretty awful. A few parts approached decent rockin' out, but the vocals were just so amazingly bland, yet over the top at the same time, and the music generally went no where.
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« Reply #89 on: 04 Jul 2005, 03:17 »

oh, and I humbly submit that ICP is the worst thing to ever happen to music.
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« Reply #90 on: 04 Jul 2005, 08:55 »

I got some more...

Slipknot, Crazy Town, and Wheatus.
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« Reply #91 on: 04 Jul 2005, 10:11 »

There are some people, like Robbo here, who just really like Dream Theatre.

But I think maybe a lot of the wider audience of Dream Theater fans might lessen if more people listened to stuff like Ayreon, Devin Townsend, Star One, Dan Swano and Nightingale. A lot of DT fans don't really explore the prog metal genre beyond Liquid Tension Experiment.
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« Reply #92 on: 04 Jul 2005, 10:35 »

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oh, and I humbly submit that ICP is the worst thing to ever happen to music.


I used to love the record they put out around 1999...the one that had the song "Bitches" featuring ODB.  I don't have it anymore...but every once in a while I want to hear a song from it for nostalgia's sake.  I think it was called "The Amazing Jeckyl Brothers."  

That said, ICP is entertaining in its goofiness and the shock value of its misogyny.  And they were more than marginally talented, though they didn't do much with the talent (see: the Bloodhound Gang).
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« Reply #93 on: 04 Jul 2005, 10:38 »

No, I'm sorry, ICP are DEFINITELY a fungal infection on the toenail of life.

Leaving the band itself aside, HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR FUCKING FANS?
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« Reply #94 on: 04 Jul 2005, 11:01 »

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No, I'm sorry, ICP are DEFINITELY a fungal infection on the toenail of life.


Again, this is a situation where I would never listen to them now, but I firmly believe in de gustibus.  

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Leaving the band itself aside, HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR FUCKING FANS?


No, nor do I plan to, but I get your point.
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« Reply #95 on: 04 Jul 2005, 13:39 »

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There are some people, like Robbo here, who just really like Dream Theatre.

But I think maybe a lot of the wider audience of Dream Theater fans might lessen if more people listened to stuff like Ayreon, Devin Townsend, Star One, Dan Swano and Nightingale. A lot of DT fans don't really explore the prog metal genre beyond Liquid Tension Experiment.


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« Reply #96 on: 04 Jul 2005, 21:14 »

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Holy shit you know the guys from Anti-Ben!

I worship you!

Ask them where I can buy their albums from!

EDIT:  And how could I forget Macabre.  Excellent band.  Dahmer is a masterpiece as is Sinister Slaughter!


They have about 3 or 4 CD-R albums released on DFP. They also did a 4-way split with 50 Ways To Die (another very obscure/goofy band) and a few others on Fecal Matter Discorporated. All I know is The Anti-Ben and The Rusty Trombone have told me that they are recording the new album "An Orgy Of Celestial Sounds" right now, the DVD is being recorded (some of the most weird shit I've ever witnessed), and shirts.

All macabre is excellent.. The Dahmer album cracks me up. haha. You should really check out Blackseed Boys. Metal versions of old NES songs and pop covers. Hilarious shit!
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« Reply #97 on: 04 Jul 2005, 21:43 »

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Whoa Whoa Whoa!

The Postal Service?

What, Sir, may I ask are you on?

Give a reason atleast before I freak out.


 not exactly a band, ben gizzard is a hack


Yeah, but no one likes Ben Gibbard.
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« Reply #98 on: 04 Jul 2005, 23:20 »

You know, except for the legions of Death Cab/Postal Service fans, but who cares about them? It's not like they make up a large chunk of the population anyhow!

*the amount of irony unleashed at that moment was so massive, it caused a massive rupture in the dimensional form of our known universe*
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« Reply #99 on: 05 Jul 2005, 00:29 »

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You know, except for the legions of Death Cab/Postal Service fans


I was being facetious.  But on that note every Postal Service fan I know despises Ben Gibbard.  And as for the Death Cab fans, I was talking about people who matter.
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