Topic: QC Captions vol. 257 (Read 4550 times)

Zebediah · « **on:** 20 Feb 2016, 21:40 »

FIRST IMAGE:

DSL · « **Reply #1 on:** 20 Feb 2016, 23:31 »

VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"

BenRG · « **Reply #2 on:** 21 Feb 2016, 00:24 »

VERONICA: "So it'll be Japanese-themed!"

CLAIRE: ((Gasps)) "Kawaii!"

DrBear · « **Reply #3 on:** 21 Feb 2016, 19:19 »

VERONICA: Yes, they make matrimonial corsets in your size
CLAIRE: Tea for everybody!

Mmeaninglessnamee · « **Reply #4 on:** 21 Feb 2016, 21:33 »

Edit of DrBear's:

VERONICA: Yes, they make matrimonial corsets in Marten's size
CLAIRE: Corsets for everybody!

cesium133 · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 Feb 2016, 06:16 »

Quote from: DSL on 20 Feb 2016, 23:31

VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"

Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"

Zebediah · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 Feb 2016, 09:46 »

Veronica: "I'm not really into puns. Practical jokes are more my style. Like, say, having a mug of tea fall from the ceiling onto someone's head."
Claire: "Really! That would be cool to see!"

Skewbrow · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 Feb 2016, 10:28 »

Quote from: cesium133 on 22 Feb 2016, 06:16

Quote from: DSL on 20 Feb 2016, 23:31
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"

Tea mug: <Orbit control is improving. Looks like I will landing on a pile of fluffy red hair. Here's to hoping tea will also have heated up adequately.>

DSL · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 Feb 2016, 13:08 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 22 Feb 2016, 10:28

Quote from: cesium133 on 22 Feb 2016, 06:16
Quote from: DSL on 20 Feb 2016, 23:31
VERONICA: "Cross your heart?"
CLAIRE: "... and hope to be struck by a falling tea mug!"
Claire: "And then maybe it'll turn into a bowl of petunias that thinks 'Oh no, not again!'"

Tea mug: <Orbit control is improving. Looks like I will landing on a pile of fluffy red hair. Here's to hoping tea will also have heated up adequately.>

Tea minus 10 seconds and counting. Landing bags armed. Angle of descent is steep. Hope I don't get mistaken for a flying saucer.

hedgie · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 Feb 2016, 13:14 »

*groan* Off with you to the puns thread!

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 Feb 2016, 18:10 »

"World's Gothest Mom" needs to be a mug asap

FunkyTuba · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 Feb 2016, 18:14 »

TEA MUG: "I LOVE COFFEE"

Zebediah · « **Reply #12 on:** 24 Feb 2016, 03:52 »

FLASHBACK:

BenRG · « **Reply #13 on:** 24 Feb 2016, 03:57 »

DORA: "SAY THAT AGAIN!"

FAYE: "Word to the wise: Don't critique the plumage."

Lubricus · « **Reply #14 on:** 24 Feb 2016, 05:07 »

Dora: "Welcome to Coffee of Doom! How may I serve you?"
Faye: "Forget it, Dora. You're not able to pull off real customer service."

cesium133 · « **Reply #15 on:** 24 Feb 2016, 05:34 »

Dora: This is my rifle, this is my gun.
Faye: They're both for fighting.

osaka · « **Reply #16 on:** 24 Feb 2016, 05:39 »

DORA: "What did you say about my espresso?"
FAYE: "I never have these problems with Bubbles at the skate ring"

DSL · « **Reply #17 on:** 24 Feb 2016, 06:09 »

DORA: "Banana smoothie? COMING RIGHT UP!"
FAYE: "When is the smoothie hammer coming back from the repair shop?"

or

DORA: "HALF a muffin? SURE!"
FAYE: "Can I have the other half if no one orders it?"

or

DORA: "I'm sorry, I have to make some staff cuts."
FAYE: "We haven't even hired this one yet."

Zebediah · « **Reply #18 on:** 24 Feb 2016, 07:54 »

Dora: ♪ It's a nice day for a red wedding ♪
Faye: "It's George R. R. Martin's turn to clean up the blood."

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #19 on:** 25 Feb 2016, 04:58 »

Dora: "Look what SubaruStephen found inside a customers trunk!"

Faye: "Put that back before he gets in trouble."

(Backstory: People leave the weirdest stuff in their trunk, I actually found a 4 foot long (wooden) sword yesterday when I put the customers spare tire back in the car after a flat repair)

Skewbrow · « **Reply #20 on:** 25 Feb 2016, 05:50 »

Dora: "I will be adding a `Warm Drinks' menu. Pint of blood to go?"
Faye: "Did you not notice that the tip jar is empty?"

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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