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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 267
« on: 01 May 2016, 04:53 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #1 on: 01 May 2016, 07:46 »

Claire: "Come on, we both can't go through the door together, let me through first!"
Clinton: "...Claire, there is more than enough space. You're the one pushing. Me. Into. The. DOORFRAME!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #2 on: 01 May 2016, 08:04 »

Claire: This is a terrible idea. People already assume we're twins!
Clinton: To truly sympathize with conjoined twins, we have to try living as them for a day!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #3 on: 01 May 2016, 10:43 »

Claire: This door ain't big enough for the both of us
Clinton: Its 'two of us' actually, not 'both of us'.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #4 on: 02 May 2016, 15:36 »

CLAIRE: "After me!"
CLINTON: "Oh, no, after ME!"
CLAIRE: "No, I insist, after me!"
CLINTON: "I really must insist that YOU go after me!"
CLAIRE: "I would not think of it! You MUST go after ME!"
CLINTON: "After me!"
CLAIRE: "After me!"
CLINTON: "After me!"
CLAIRE: "After me!"
CLINTON: "After me!"
CLAIRE: "After me!"

(brief rolling dustcloud with emerging feet, fists, glasses, etc.)

CLINTON: "After me!"
CLAIRE: "After you!"
CLINTON: "No, no, after YOU!"
CLAIRE: "THANK you!"
CLINTON: "..."
« Last Edit: 03 May 2016, 10:02 by DSL »
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #5 on: 03 May 2016, 03:16 »

CLAIRE: "Ladies first, you jerk!"

CLINTON: "Quit using that against me, you jerk!"

CAPTION: "Just in case anyone wonders why Emily dumped Clinton..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #6 on: 04 May 2016, 04:25 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #7 on: 04 May 2016, 04:30 »

MARTEN: "You really shouldn't believe everything you see on TV!!"

CLAIRE: "Damn cooking shows claiming they know a 'safe' way to cut onions!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #8 on: 04 May 2016, 05:52 »


MARTEN: "I'm sorry about Pintsize getting into the physics lab. They say they will be able to reverse the process in about a week."

CLAIRE: "I wouldn't mind so much but he has begun decorating my sinuses with butt pics!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #9 on: 04 May 2016, 08:01 »

Marten: "It's a bit sad, I know. But it's just the way things work in nature..."
Claire: "Bambi... so alone..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #10 on: 04 May 2016, 08:04 »

Marten: "All I'm saying is, necrosis isn't something you should self-treat."
Claire: "The superglue will hold my nose in place, it just needs a minute to set!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #11 on: 04 May 2016, 20:12 »

MARTEN: "Look, I'm sure it was just a coincidence that bartender was carrying a shotgun when she crossed the street to talk to you."
CLAIRE: "But then she told me to wait while she went to get her h-h-h-arpoon. And then she said they didn't want me at the wuh-wuh-wuh-wedding."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #12 on: 08 May 2016, 07:13 »

"It's OK, dear. You don't have to watch the episode with Fry's dog".
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Re: QC Captions vol. 267
« Reply #13 on: 10 May 2016, 22:33 »

Marten:  Wait, read that text again.  She started being less of an asshole when she found out he got turned down for a date?

Claire: Crap, that means she's hitting on the single guy.  She's completely inappropriate for him. I have to go fix this right now!

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