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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 271
« on: 29 May 2016, 05:42 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #1 on: 29 May 2016, 06:08 »

Claire: Right now... we're inside an internet comic?
Clinton: Is it really so hard to believe?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #2 on: 29 May 2016, 07:15 »

CLAIRE: "What's wrong, Clinton?"

CLINTON: "I just realised that your septum ring is gross!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #3 on: 29 May 2016, 18:55 »

CLAIRE: "Think about it, brother ... the evidence is pretty obvious Mom's done it at least twice already."
CLINTON: "Tw ... tw ... tw ... "
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #4 on: 29 May 2016, 20:37 »

"Butts?"

"No, ultramegabutts!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #5 on: 01 Jun 2016, 05:15 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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"It CAN'T be a bad decision, it resulted in CARROT CAKE!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #6 on: 01 Jun 2016, 05:26 »

(Random Comic Generator)

Brun: I know it's a little soon, but-

Clinton: The universe could have undergone HEAT DEATH and it would still be too soon!"


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Brun: "They have made me their king!"

Clinton: "The cappucino machine is on fire, the storefront window has melted, and the manager would like to have a word with you"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #7 on: 01 Jun 2016, 05:36 »

BRUN: "You missed the fly."

CLINTON: (Groaning) "I didn't miss my face."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #8 on: 01 Jun 2016, 05:40 »

Brun: I had to poop.
Clinton: Yes, but why on the countertop in front of Hannelore!?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #9 on: 01 Jun 2016, 06:23 »

BRUN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
(Wild cheering from forum)
CLINTON (to forum): "May a coffee spider squat in your espresso."
CLINTON: "Dolphin Jack."
BRUN: "Dolphin Jack."
(CLINTON glares sardonically at BRUN, tears open envelope)
CLINTON (reading): "What do you use to prop up a dolphin?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #10 on: 01 Jun 2016, 06:30 »

BRUN: "I hold in my hand the last envelope."
(Wild cheering from forum)
CLINTON (to forum): "May a coffee spider squat in your espresso."
CLINTON: "Dolphin Jack."
BRUN: "Dolphin Jack."
(CLINTON glares sardonically at BRUN, tears open envelope)
CLINTON (reading): "What do you use to prop up a dolphin?"


+1 for the Carnac joke.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #11 on: 01 Jun 2016, 07:10 »

BRUN: "One quick question"
CLINTON: "What?"
BRUN: "Do sea-lions eat sea-zebras?"
CLINTON: [facepalm]

BRUN: "Do you know the lyrics to muskrat love?"
CLINTON: "FACEHUGGER!! HELP!"
BRUN:  [singing to the tune of Muskrat Love] face hugger help... [stops] I don't think that's quite right...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #12 on: 01 Jun 2016, 10:24 »

B: "You left your laptop in the bar"
C: "All my fanfic was on there!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #13 on: 01 Jun 2016, 21:35 »

Brun: "The room had a tiny fridge, filled with tiny drinks and tiny cookies. I had a bite, it was all I could have because then they were all gone."
Clinton: "That was the mini bar...and the room was paid in my name."
Brun: "But it did not look anything like my bar..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 271
« Reply #14 on: 04 Jun 2016, 19:14 »

brun: Does your hand have a death grip setting and if so have you had it kick in while you were self gratifying

Clinton: Why do all the cute girls act crazy about my hand?
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