"I must apologize for this, Faye, but you leave me no choice. Initializing Tony Stark Defense Mode!"
*Explosion of whirring and clicks*
"WHAT THE HELL."
"As you may have noticed, my chassis is largely hollow inside, and can, under certain conditions, reassemble into an armored exoskeleton and envelop a human body in order to keep it from harm--external, as was its original purpose on the battlefield, or, in your particular case, self-induced. I hope you are not experiencing any discomfort at present."
"So, you're telling me..."
"Yes, Faye, you are inside me right now."
"Oh, Tai's gonna have a field day with this."