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QC Captions vol. 310
« on: 05 Mar 2017, 07:07 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #1 on: 05 Mar 2017, 07:09 »

TORTURA: "I must say Steven, it is a great relief to put my old career behind me! The violence was poison to the soul!"

STEVEN: "Yeah, me too! I was afraid I'd become a cereal killer!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #2 on: 05 Mar 2017, 12:08 »

Tortura: "Rød grød med fløde." There, I haf said it. Now may I please haf some?"

Steve: "Sure thing. I don't know why it's not more common around here."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #3 on: 05 Mar 2017, 12:24 »

Tortura: "So you are sure zat zese chak chak and ptichie moloko based cereals would sell quite vell here in de States?"

Steve: "Oh yeah! Definitely. Sugary cereals are a staple of the American breakfast. You'll just want to call the ptichie moloko one by a more American name. Too many parents will be super confused about 'birds’ milk cake'. You could probably do one based on vatrushka, too."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #4 on: 05 Mar 2017, 15:18 »

Tortura: "Current assignment is to eliminate American naval officer known as Captain Crunch."

Steve: "Already took care of it."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #5 on: 07 Mar 2017, 10:18 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #6 on: 07 Mar 2017, 10:46 »

DORA: "... and we'll have dancers doing the can-can outside for the grand opening! That's your role, Brun!"

BRUN: "Need to loosen up to do high kicks."

HANNELORE: "DORA! STOP IT!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #7 on: 07 Mar 2017, 12:38 »

Dora: "I recently had my legs lengthened. Now they go all the way up."

Brun: "I think I need to get my legs lengthened."

Hannelore: "That is not how legs work!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #8 on: 07 Mar 2017, 17:29 »

DORA: "If you can do 3000 laps around the building by 3 pm, you can have the clock."
BRUN: "Deal. I'd better limber up first."
HANNERS: "Dora! That's unreasonable! "
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #9 on: 07 Mar 2017, 19:52 »

DORA: "The uniforms are on order. Don't worry, I already have your measurements and any specific alterations can be made in-house."
BRUN: "It has been a while since I had to be so flexible."
HANNERS: "I am not wearing a tutu!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #10 on: 08 Mar 2017, 03:22 »

D: The till is broken, but is it so hard to add up a few items in your head?
B: OK, but I'll have to carry the tens on my toes.
H: I am NOT working in a barefoot shop!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #11 on: 09 Mar 2017, 04:23 »

CHALLENGE ROUND:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #12 on: 09 Mar 2017, 04:48 »

TOP CAPTION: PLAYANTHRO - March 2017

BOTTOM CAPTION: Playmate of the Month - Fabio Longhorn
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #13 on: 09 Mar 2017, 05:01 »

Ethan: "Would boning Unicorn-Mike really be the worst thing?"
Amber: "Hell no! Have you seen those abs?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #14 on: 09 Mar 2017, 05:54 »

Top Caption: "Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!"

Bottom Caption: "My drill is the drill that will pierce the Heavens!”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #15 on: 09 Mar 2017, 20:49 »

"WIL-L-L-L-L-L-BUR!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 310
« Reply #16 on: 10 Mar 2017, 04:20 »

♪ I'm too sexy for my horn
  Too sexy for my horn
  Since the day I was born ♪
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