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QC Captions vol. 312
« on: 19 Mar 2017, 07:03 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #1 on: 19 Mar 2017, 07:08 »

Renee: How are you liking my world-famous nails and asbestos bread?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #2 on: 19 Mar 2017, 07:21 »

RENEE: "Onto a completely different subject: Brun and I have decided to share you."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #3 on: 20 Mar 2017, 10:53 »

Renee: "Someone said you were a humanoid Labrador retriever, so I made that bread out of Purina Dog Chow."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #4 on: 20 Mar 2017, 17:16 »

RENEE: "I'm trying this new recipe from California. How's your cricket and mill bug loaf?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #5 on: 21 Mar 2017, 02:55 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #6 on: 21 Mar 2017, 05:27 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #7 on: 21 Mar 2017, 05:31 »

RENEE: "Oh God! Stopthinkingaboutitstopthinkingaboutitstop..."

ELLIOTT: "Hey, if I'm so hideous, why did you want to see it in the first place?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #8 on: 21 Mar 2017, 09:24 »

First pic:

RENEE: "We're busting you out. There's a file in that loaf."

Second pic:

RENEE (muttering to self): "'You wouldn't like him when he's angry,' they said."
ELLIOTT: "But I never get angry. And why would I be green?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #9 on: 23 Mar 2017, 05:48 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #10 on: 23 Mar 2017, 06:01 »

ELLIOTT: "... but Renee said that such a sculpted marvel must not be hidden!"

JIM: "Seriously gettin' too old for this shit."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #11 on: 23 Mar 2017, 11:20 »

Elliot :  ... moths!  it was moths!

Jim :  This is a bakery.  An insect infestation does not make the situation better.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #12 on: 23 Mar 2017, 13:37 »

Elliot: "Was it good for you too?"

Jim: "No."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #13 on: 23 Mar 2017, 15:16 »

#1
Renee: "To settle the bet Brun and I made ... you need to disrobe."
Elliot: "HRGK!"

#2
Renee: "It's true what they say. A woman's dollar may only be 83 cents, but a man's foot is only six inches."
Elliot: "Six and a quarter!"

#2
Renee: "Niiiiiice!"
Ellliot: "Nice?"

#3
Elliot: "Nice?"
Jim: Sigh.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #14 on: 23 Mar 2017, 17:11 »

#1
Renee: Has anyone seen my pet cockroach? I last saw him while rolling the dough.

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Renee: Geez, haven't you heard of deodorant?
Elliot: But I LIKE garlic!

3.
Elliot: Where's my Super suit?
Jim: So that's what Renee was sniffing.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 312
« Reply #15 on: 23 Mar 2017, 17:55 »

ELLIOTT: "But you said Sam liked to watch Chippendale ..."
JIM: "I. Meant. The. Cartoon."
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