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QC Captions vol. 324
« on: 11 Jun 2017, 13:10 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #1 on: 11 Jun 2017, 13:45 »

"They still say I was the worst Captain Caveman in the history of the Convention."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #2 on: 11 Jun 2017, 13:50 »

CLINTON: "Yeah, Camp was never the best of times for me. I tried to fit in as best as I could but I just had this tendency to take everything 'up to eleven'. I didn't realise 'roughing it' didn't mean 'regress to primitive hunter-gatherer'."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #3 on: 11 Jun 2017, 17:54 »

Clinton: "I'm short enough as is. If I were a caveman I'd be even shorter and I'd have terrible posture."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #4 on: 11 Jun 2017, 23:03 »

clinton: Without my glasses I would have to squint so much I may as well be a caveman.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #5 on: 12 Jun 2017, 05:10 »

Clinton: In retrospect, maybe I should have dressed better and not hit Brun over the head with a rock.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #6 on: 12 Jun 2017, 06:45 »

Clinton: "Thinking back now, I really should have gone for the full kilt first instead of starting with the shirt." 

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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #7 on: 12 Jun 2017, 10:22 »

Clinton:  It's true that things were simpler back then .... but  thank God absolutely nothing else in the world smells like mammoth.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #8 on: 12 Jun 2017, 17:25 »

CLINTON: "He was.our ancestor. Ugg Ustus. Made his money inventing the fur-lined boot. Named it after himself. Then he went to work as IT guy for Slate Quarries. In Bedrock. Had a couple monkeys for a computer. Just a couple killer bites."
INTERVIEWER: "Don't you mean kilobytes?"
CLINTON: "No, killer bites. Those buggers could bite. Anyway, that's how he lost his hand."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #9 on: 13 Jun 2017, 05:47 »

SECOND IMAGE:




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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #10 on: 13 Jun 2017, 05:55 »

PICTORIA: "Come on, I haven't got all day."

CLINTON: "I'm trying, okay? I've never tried to arrange a hit on a chef by text before!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #11 on: 13 Jun 2017, 06:13 »

Pictoria: Come on, you know the rules. No cell phones.
Clin Ton: But there's ten wild Blisseys here!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #12 on: 13 Jun 2017, 20:21 »

Pictoria: "Sir, I'm going to have to confiscate that phone."
Clinton: "I'm trying to change the ringtone! I swear I don't know who changed it to that or why I keep getting phone calls!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #13 on: 15 Jun 2017, 07:32 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #14 on: 15 Jun 2017, 07:39 »

FAYE: "So, I finally finished the commission for Pintsize! Whatd'ya think?"

SEVEN: "It... it... it's a tower of sensuality! A metallic beacon of the male form in its most primal state!"

BUBBLES: "Hormone emulator overloading...!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #15 on: 15 Jun 2017, 10:38 »

Faye:  I'd like to introduce you guys to DeathBot 9000 - he's an old friend of Pintsize.  He's visited before, and I understand they met in an online forum.

Seven:  So, Mr. 9000 - If you're here for some custom work, I can assure you these two are the best!

Bubbles:  Oh my god this guy is my old Drill Sergeant...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 324
« Reply #16 on: 16 Jun 2017, 19:03 »

Incidentally, I wonder if ol' DeathBot 9000 ever did get Wil Wheaton's signature.... 
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