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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 344
« on: 29 Oct 2017, 07:10 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 344
« Reply #1 on: 29 Oct 2017, 07:37 »

SAM: "But it's true! Everyone on the Internet agrees that there is a biobot collective that's going to absorb all thinking beings into it's mass mind!"

BUBBLES: "'Everyone' being 'like-minded posters on your favourite posting boards', right?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 344
« Reply #2 on: 30 Oct 2017, 07:00 »

SAM: "'He's not pining'! 'He's passed on! This sneck is no more! He has ceased to be! 'He's expired and gone to meet his maker! 'He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't hooked him to that laptop with the USB cable he'd be pushing up the daisies! 'His autonomic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, 'he's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-SNECK!!

BUBBLES: "Well, I'd better replace it, then."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 344
« Reply #3 on: 30 Oct 2017, 12:14 »

Sam: "....AND THEN I'LL DRAW A SNAKE TATTOO ON YOUR CHEST!! IT WILL BE AWESOME!!!!"

Bubbles: "I have a headache. How do I have a headache? Why do I even have that capability?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 344
« Reply #4 on: 01 Nov 2017, 06:35 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 344
« Reply #5 on: 01 Nov 2017, 06:37 »

BUBBLESMASTER: "Bow before the one, true Master of Skulls!"

FAYE: "The Prophecy! It's fulfilled!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 344
« Reply #6 on: 01 Nov 2017, 10:45 »

SKULLMASTER MASTER OF SKULLS: "I find this physical form most acceptable."

FAYE: "Ahhhhhhhh"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 344
« Reply #7 on: 02 Nov 2017, 10:34 »

Skullbubbles: "I have come for your face meats."

Faye: "Oh god, that virus Corpse Witch installed in your head must have activated!"
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