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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 346  (Read 1145 times)

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QC Captions vol. 346
« on: 12 Nov 2017, 07:06 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 346
« Reply #1 on: 12 Nov 2017, 07:14 »

WATCHER TILLY: "Okay, so that's 285 points out of 300 with balanced throwing knives. Now I think that we should move back to the rapier and main gauche."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 346
« Reply #2 on: 12 Nov 2017, 10:56 »

Professor Marmalade: Your mean Thermo-Kinetic manipulation power factor has an MKT deviation of 96.485 x 10^8 kelvin/mol/sec
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 346
« Reply #3 on: 12 Nov 2017, 11:17 »

“Please inform the Hawkins Lab that we have located research subject number twelve. Oh, and notify our next of kin too.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 346
« Reply #4 on: 12 Nov 2017, 12:24 »

Tildo Taggins: Kindly do not pat me on the head, madam! My stature may be small, but I am a well-respected figure around The Shire.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 346
« Reply #5 on: 15 Nov 2017, 05:30 »

SECOND IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 346
« Reply #6 on: 15 Nov 2017, 06:00 »

TILLY: "I'm so excited! Miss Ellicott-Chatham has assigned me to be the asset-handler of an important personnel support infrastructure project!"

WINSLOW: "Yes! Welcome to the charity soup kitchen!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 346
« Reply #7 on: 15 Nov 2017, 11:19 »

TILLY: GOOD DAY, FELLOW HUMAN. I REQUEST SOME FOODS.
WINSLOW: WHAT AMOUNT OF FOODS?
TILLY: 4
WINSLOW: A FINE FOODS AMOUNT.

(Shameless plagiarism from Zach Weinersmith)
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Re: QC Captions vol. 346
« Reply #8 on: 15 Nov 2017, 12:11 »

Oh well, in that vein:

Tilly: "I'd like the Out of Meat, please."

Winslow: "We're out of the Out of Meat. Would you like some Completely Meat Chocolate Pie instead?"
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