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QC Captions vol. 353
« on: 31 Dec 2017, 12:53 »

New Year (almost), new captions thread:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #1 on: 31 Dec 2017, 13:25 »

In the spirit of things, and since I'm not a Francophone, I'm relying on Giggle Translate here:

French Hanners: Après avoir traité avec cet idiot américain, pourrais-je obtenir de la nicotine?

French Dora: Désolé, je prends après mes parents. Ceci est l'huile de haschich.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #2 on: 31 Dec 2017, 15:16 »

Rusty French from school/college:

HannersFR: "After having dealt with this American idiot, can I get some nicotine?"

DoraFR: "Sorry, I take after my parents. This is hashish oil."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #3 on: 31 Dec 2017, 15:23 »

Bing translator (originally Babelfish) translated it as "hash oil", but haschich is a clear cognitive of hashish.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #4 on: 01 Jan 2018, 02:40 »

Hanners : Je pense que j'ai vexé cet amerloque...

Dora : On s'en fout. De toutes façons, il ne reviendra jamais.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #5 on: 01 Jan 2018, 19:43 »

Hanners: "Der dumme Amerikaner denkt, wir sind ein Starbucks. Was soll ich ihm sagen?"

Dora: "Mia san mia!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #6 on: 02 Jan 2018, 10:21 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #7 on: 02 Jan 2018, 12:10 »


Marten: “Nice, uh, sword.”


Not!Penelope: “It’s actually a dozen pizza wheels on a stick, kinda like a macuahuitl but spinny.”


Bubbles: “Oh, now this I gotta see.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #8 on: 02 Jan 2018, 14:17 »

MARTEN: "We ordered the sci-fi theme, not Contest of Kingdoms."

PIZZA GIRL: "Our budget only covers one set of costumes. If it makes you feel any better, imagine that I'm a character from Camelot 3000."

BUBBLES: "Marten, just tip and collect! Faye's eating the coasters!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #9 on: 02 Jan 2018, 15:07 »

M: Rough out there is it?

PG: I used to think "kill for a Pizza" was a metaphor.

B: So did my squad...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #10 on: 02 Jan 2018, 17:24 »

Hanners: "Der dumme Amerikaner denkt, wir sind ein Starbucks. Was soll ich ihm sagen?"

Dora: "Mia san mia!"

"My saints my"?

I take it that's more of a contextual phrase and means something to the effect of "saints alive".
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #11 on: 03 Jan 2018, 00:33 »

Marten: "This armor looks pretty heavy. I mean, wouldn’t you like something more comfortable..?"

Pizzagirl: "I swear, if your next sentence contains the words 'chainmail' and 'bikini', I’m going to spank you with my sword!"

Pintsize: "SWORD! SWORD! SWORD! SWORD!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #12 on: 03 Jan 2018, 00:55 »

Marten: "Are those dartboards on your chest plate?"
Pizza Girl: "Eyes up here, you perv."
Faye: "Way to go, Marty. Bull's eye!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #13 on: 03 Jan 2018, 05:21 »

Marten: "What's with the armor?"

Pizza Girl: "My nemesis, Doctor Anchovy, has escaped from prison and is once again terrorizing our fair city. I must remain prepared at all times."

Bubbles: "I too have fought Doctor Anchovy, and I have discovered his one weakness: pineapple."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #14 on: 03 Jan 2018, 16:18 »

"My saints my"?
I take it that's more of a contextual phrase and means something to the effect of "saints alive".
:evil: I'm a bit of a stinker.
The second line is very philosophical but in a southern dialect.
So instead of Paris change the local to a very picturesque city where the only tall structures are church steeples and some of the locals are just as colourful.
Surprisingly, Google actually does a decent job of translating it.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #15 on: 04 Jan 2018, 12:52 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #16 on: 04 Jan 2018, 14:54 »

ARTHUR: "I'm pretty sure that cobalt, palladium and mercury aren't recommended ingredients in 'stew'."

MELON: "Three cheers for new things!"
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« Reply #17 on: 04 Jan 2018, 17:34 »


ARTHUR: "I added the cesium chloride to the nickle metal hydride like you asked but it's  doing weird things'."

MELON: "Oh I know I'll get a charge out of this."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #18 on: 04 Jan 2018, 17:40 »

Arthur: "Hmmm.... This could be a problem"
Melon: "So that's what happens when you heat fluoroantimonic acid in a regular cooking pot!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 353
« Reply #19 on: 04 Jan 2018, 23:43 »

ARTHUR: "No living creatures were hurt in the production of this delicacy."
MELON: "Thermal paste frosting! My favorite!  :-* :-*"
« Last Edit: 05 Jan 2018, 00:39 by Skewbrow »
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