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Zebediah

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QC Captions vol. 362
« on: 04 Mar 2018, 12:18 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #1 on: 04 Mar 2018, 23:07 »

I'll borrow your signature line for a moment Zebediah.

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May: It can't have been a bad desicion. It resulted in CARROT cake!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #2 on: 04 Mar 2018, 23:11 »

MOMO: "The shelves are lopsided; I don't think I did this right."

MAY: "For cryin' out loud! Why does no-one ever use the instructions?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #3 on: 05 Mar 2018, 00:51 »

MOMO: "The shelves are lopsided; I don't think I did this right."

MAY: "For cryin' out loud! Why does no-one ever use the instructions?"

Oh, come now, surely Momo of all people would read the instructions??
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #4 on: 05 Mar 2018, 05:54 »

MOMO (a few hours ago): "I have instant access to terabytes of carpentry and DIY how-to pages through the Internet. I don't need to read the instructions like some silly human!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #5 on: 05 Mar 2018, 10:01 »

"Dale brought pizza with Pineapple on it."
"PURGE THE HERETIC!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #6 on: 05 Mar 2018, 12:59 »

Momo: Sorry, I do know the difference between spare, extra and leftover parts and I just found them under the couch.

May:  Those were not spare or extra parts. My ... [static] ... fell off and  ... [static] ... wifi is ...[static] ....
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A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #7 on: 05 Mar 2018, 13:45 »

Momo:  ....  I'm .... pretty sure that's some kind of parole violation.  Was the selfie really necessary?

May:  Oh get off my case!  I put it back afterward, and besides, it's not like Pintsize actually has a use for it!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #8 on: 05 Mar 2018, 15:40 »

Momo: “Do you have anything that selectively deletes memories?”

May: “I TOLD YOU TO COME OVER HERE ANY TIME THEY STARTED BANGING ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #9 on: 05 Mar 2018, 21:18 »

"Dale brought pizza with Pineapple on it."
"PURGE THE HERETIC!"

Jalapeņos and habaneros to tie it all together.
Also, the origins of pizza and Hawaiian pizza
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #10 on: 06 Mar 2018, 07:39 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #11 on: 06 Mar 2018, 07:41 »

MARIGOLD: "Then he said I had 'bountiful tracts of land'!"

DALE: "I think I get it."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #12 on: 06 Mar 2018, 17:47 »

Momo: "My sweat drop popped. How can I express anxiety now?"
May: "Gimme a break. Our pets may be banging like rabbits, but don't bring all this emo pink otaku tubgirl on me."
"Tubegirl"?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #13 on: 06 Mar 2018, 17:49 »

Tubgirl, and no, you don't want to know.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #14 on: 06 Mar 2018, 17:55 »

Sadly, things like that and goatse were things I just *had* to look up once I was told never to do so.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #15 on: 06 Mar 2018, 18:12 »

"So how many ships would be launched across the wine-dark seas if Helen had had these?"

"They wouldn't wait for ships. Greeks would hear the news and just start swimming."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #16 on: 08 Mar 2018, 07:56 »

PATREON BONUS THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #17 on: 08 Mar 2018, 08:21 »

ROKO:  Not the bread, you literal idiot.  The drink.

PINTSIZE:  But you proposed .... ooooohhhhh. 
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #18 on: 08 Mar 2018, 08:25 »

"You two want some privacy?"
"I thought you'd like to join in."

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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #19 on: 08 Mar 2018, 08:32 »

ROKO: "Dry toast? Is that all you are offering? At least offer me the spread of the day!"

PINTSIZE: "Never satisfied! The story of my life!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #20 on: 08 Mar 2018, 09:09 »

"I'm not saying I didn't know this was something that could happen, but I expected to at least have taken my dress off or something."

"I'm so sorry, honestly, this has never happened before. Perhaps if we wait five minutes I could try again?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 362
« Reply #21 on: 11 Mar 2018, 10:43 »

Pintsize: "Was the brittle too coarse?"
Roko: "I said French toast. And spray the oil on the pan."
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