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QC Captions vol. 377
« on: 17 Jun 2018, 03:50 »

FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #1 on: 17 Jun 2018, 07:15 »

PINTSIZE: "YO KIDZ! MAKE WAY FOR THE MAIN CHARACTER!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #2 on: 17 Jun 2018, 18:55 »

[SYSTEM MESSAGE:  member banned for trying to out-obnoxious Pintsize]
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #3 on: 18 Jun 2018, 04:21 »

What's up, bitches? Testing my metal dick to the max?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #4 on: 18 Jun 2018, 04:31 »

Heeeeeere’s Johnny!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #5 on: 18 Jun 2018, 04:38 »

"Oh man, we are SO evicted! Hahahahahahaha!!!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #6 on: 18 Jun 2018, 06:26 »

"I lost the Arbor Day banner in the poker game, but rebounded and won a trip to Tahiti! Later losers!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #7 on: 19 Jun 2018, 02:43 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #8 on: 19 Jun 2018, 02:49 »

Pintsize: So you won't be my mommmy?

Bubbles: No.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #9 on: 19 Jun 2018, 05:51 »

"You seriously won't use the metal dick you're making for me as a strap on?"

"Never."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #10 on: 19 Jun 2018, 06:15 »

"I lost the Arbor Day banner in the poker game, but rebounded and won a trip to Tahiti! Later losers!"

It's a magical place.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #11 on: 19 Jun 2018, 06:57 »

Pintsize: “Okay, I get it. You could rip me apart, tear out my memory core, and crush it to dust. There is nothing I could do about it. So what’s stopping you?”

Bubbles: “I honestly have no idea.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #12 on: 19 Jun 2018, 07:14 »

PINTSIZE: "Woe! Oh woe and pathos! With one gracious word, I am undone!"

BUBBLES: "Dry up."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #13 on: 19 Jun 2018, 11:25 »

PINTSIZE: "We have created a mindset in our society where everyone wants what they want when they want it. And if we don't get what we want when we want it, we feel ripped off. To make matters worse, we intensify our problems by continuously rehashing our woe-is-me story to the entire world. Whatever it is that has the potential to keep me from enjoying the day, understand that it's not the situation itself that is causing me to be unhappy. It's my thoughts and how I allow them to control me. It's what I choose to focus on that fuels my emotions and defines my reality."

BUBBLES: "Ri...........ght."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #14 on: 19 Jun 2018, 16:59 »

"I'm mellllting!"

"Yup."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #15 on: 20 Jun 2018, 06:13 »

"My life has been a lie. I can't go on like this."

"Yup."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #16 on: 20 Jun 2018, 13:55 »

PINTSIZE: "Put me down."
BUBBLES: "OK. You're an asshole."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #17 on: 21 Jun 2018, 03:21 »

THIRD IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #18 on: 21 Jun 2018, 03:27 »

BUBBLES: "I have little experience with civilian bedding but I do not believe that I have ever heard one audibly beg for a merciful death before today."

FAYE: "It happens more often than you think. It's the screams from the floorboards an' their promise to take us with 'em that worries me!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #19 on: 21 Jun 2018, 03:34 »

"I have no experience with beds, but is it supposed to make that noise?"

"No, I think for the first time in my life the bed is sore but I ain't"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #20 on: 21 Jun 2018, 08:24 »

"The downstairs neighbors complained that we 'made enough noise to raise the dead'."

"Yeah, I know. I didn't realize that they meant it literally."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 377
« Reply #21 on: 22 Jun 2018, 19:09 »

Bubbles:  So...  There was a monster under the bed?

Faye:  That's our story and we're sticking to it.
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