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QC Captions vol. 381
« on: 15 Jul 2018, 06:47 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #1 on: 15 Jul 2018, 10:53 »

ELLIOT: "Uh... Clinton? Buddy? You're seriously freaking me out at this point! You need to dial it down!"

CLINTON: "Why? All that's happened is me realising reality is nothing but a hallucination!"

BRUN: "Maybe you shouldn't have told him your philosophy about the universe being like different kinds of bread and dreams being like Soda Bread: Reality without the yeast."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #2 on: 15 Jul 2018, 10:59 »

Elliot "OHMYGOD! Please tell me she wasn't lactose intolerant!"
Clinton "It hit me right in the face, with speed."
Brun "I get that reaction from pistachios every now and then."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #3 on: 15 Jul 2018, 16:24 »

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod I'm sorry! Renee told me she removed the ergot from that last batch!"

"S'fine. S'fine. Hey, I can't feel anything below my waist, that's funny! Hahahahaha!!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #4 on: 15 Jul 2018, 18:22 »

Elliot: “You mean you really believe she buys all that bread just to feed the birds?”

Clinton: “Of course! What else could she possibly be doing with it?”

Brun: “If we tell him he’ll order another drink. But this isn’t a bar so maybe we shouldn’t.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #5 on: 15 Jul 2018, 19:09 »

"What's wrong?"
"I can't stop smiling... I don't know why! Help me!"
"You know, I suspected there might have been another reason why I was never fed raisins."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #6 on: 17 Jul 2018, 05:41 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #7 on: 17 Jul 2018, 06:36 »

CLINTON: "Brun, you can't put half-eaten bagels back!"

BRUN: "But I only took two mouthfuls!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #8 on: 17 Jul 2018, 17:53 »


CLINTON: "Sis Boom Bah!"

BRUN: "And the question was - Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes!"

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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #9 on: 19 Jul 2018, 09:04 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #10 on: 19 Jul 2018, 09:10 »

ELLIOT: "Um, some help here guys? I think the constant UST-cute has burst Renée's brain!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #11 on: 19 Jul 2018, 11:42 »

Uhm, would it be an issue if you called 911? the emergency services keep ignoring my calls.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #12 on: 19 Jul 2018, 18:31 »

Menu change! The roast chicken is now Blackened Cajun Chicken!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #13 on: 19 Jul 2018, 18:36 »

I think we should take the ghost pepper cheesed stuffed Guac'n'Roll off the menu. Also someone call the plumber.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #14 on: 19 Jul 2018, 18:40 »

"So I thought we could all bond better if I shared your experience of fleeing a burning building..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #15 on: 19 Jul 2018, 20:53 »

This is fine.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 381
« Reply #16 on: 19 Jul 2018, 20:58 »

"So, uh, Brun and Clinton, I heard you have some experience with burning buildings..."
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