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QC Captions vol. 387
« on: 27 Aug 2018, 08:13 »

FIRST IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #1 on: 27 Aug 2018, 08:17 »

MARTEN: "What?!? You can't be serious!"

PINTSIZE: "The Dong of Truth cannot lie, brother! You're in trouble!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #2 on: 27 Aug 2018, 08:46 »

Marten: Where did you even get that?
Pintsize: I've rescued Ursula from the box of your family pictures.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #3 on: 28 Aug 2018, 10:42 »

MARTEN: "What are you doing with my back massager?"
PINTSIZE: "'Back massager.' Is that what the library lady from the other comic told you this was?"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #4 on: 28 Aug 2018, 11:57 »

Marten: You can't just take stuff out of that drawer!
Pintsize: Why not? You should've seen the party last thursday!
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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #5 on: 30 Aug 2018, 01:04 »

Marten: "Having a large dildo totally fits your character. But why one with a smiley at the tip?"
Pintsize: "Try Ursula out. You will understand!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #6 on: 30 Aug 2018, 06:46 »

SECOND IMAGE:


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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #7 on: 30 Aug 2018, 06:50 »

MARTEN: "I swear that, one day, justice will be served."

CLAIRE: "Honey, that's very sweet of you but I'm not sure you can swear vendetta over Dora having run out of the decent vanilla."

MARTEN: "Please, Claire, I'm desperately trying to improve my man-standing here by being all noble and protective; don't ruin it with reality!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #8 on: 31 Aug 2018, 05:07 »

Marten: "We can do this! We can fulfill our own dream! We can build it from scratch..."
Claire:   "I value your support and optimism, but can we base the plans for our future on something realistic rather than your manly fugue"
Marten: "... the library of DOOM!!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 387
« Reply #9 on: 31 Aug 2018, 05:55 »

Marten: So everything's fine?
Claire: Everything's fine, apart from a tiny thing so far.
Marten: This is going to end with everything on fire, isn't it?

Subscript: ... Madame la Marquise.
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