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Author Topic: QC Captions vol. 389  (Read 1137 times)

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QC Captions vol. 389
« on: 09 Sep 2018, 04:43 »

FIRST IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #1 on: 09 Sep 2018, 05:38 »

Tai: Claire, I don't feel so good.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #2 on: 09 Sep 2018, 06:42 »

Tai: Claire, what's going on?
Claire: Aww crap, we've disrupted the space-time continuum and put ourselves outside the universe again.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #3 on: 09 Sep 2018, 06:50 »

Tai: “Ever have one of those mornings where you wake up and feel like there’s something missing?”

Claire: “Funny you should mention it...”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #4 on: 09 Sep 2018, 07:38 »

TAI: "So, you don't leave the refrigerator door open on humid days."

CLAIRE: "Yeah, or so I see by hindsight. Stop rubbing it in, by the way."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #5 on: 09 Sep 2018, 10:54 »

Tai: And only then did I read the small print.
Claire. Eternity. In a library with empty shelves. Great.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #6 on: 11 Sep 2018, 06:10 »

SECOND IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #7 on: 11 Sep 2018, 06:22 »

TAI: "Wow! This new stuff is absolutely great! What is it?"

CLAIRE: "By the looks of it, it's Pintsize's WD40. I'll go dial 911."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #8 on: 12 Sep 2018, 13:58 »

Tai: “Wow, this stuff is giving me a tremendous buzz! What is it?”

Claire: “Distilled water. What you’re feeling is what happens when all the other stuff in your system gets diluted.”
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #9 on: 13 Sep 2018, 07:57 »

THIRD IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #10 on: 13 Sep 2018, 08:04 »

I told you. I'm saving that for something special. Not for stupid savings.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #11 on: 13 Sep 2018, 08:06 »

MARTEN: "Stupid, sexy girlfriends with their stupid, sexy logic..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #12 on: 13 Sep 2018, 09:07 »

MARTEN: "I wouldn't mind this so much if their Muzak didn't play string versions of Dave Matthews Band..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #13 on: 13 Sep 2018, 09:21 »

MARTEN: "This is a strict bank. They made that bank robber take a number."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #14 on: 13 Sep 2018, 09:35 »

"Both of us know Banquo is our enemy."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 389
« Reply #15 on: 13 Sep 2018, 13:46 »

♪ Money, it's a crime
  Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
  Money, so they say
  Is the root of all evil today
  But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise
  That they're giving none away ♪
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