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[Zebediah]

FIRST IMAGE:

[BenRG]

MOMO: "May, why are you here and not in the bed?"

MAY: "Well, as embarrassing as it is to admit, this chassis only comes with a 40-inch cable!"

[cesium133]

Momo: Are you sure this power strip complies with electrical safety regulations?
May: I have something to confess. You see, before I was bank software, I was a toaster....

[DSL]

Momo: Are you sure this power strip complies with electrical safety regulations?
May: I have something to confess. You see, before I was bank software, I was a toaster....

[vadervoice]The circle is now complete.[/vadervoice]

[Zebediah]

Momo: “You want to do what to my body?”

May: “What? Shit, did I airdrop that thought by mistake? Uh, no, that wasn’t about you at all. I was daydreaming about another pink-haired robot who looks really hot in a onesie. Honest.”

[Zebediah]

SECOND IMAGE:

[BenRG]

FAYE: "zzZzz... Nothin' like derma... Warm and whirring pumps... zzZzz..."

BUBBLES: "I waited why?"

[Zebediah]

Faye: “Bubbles... I really need to sleep.”

Bubbles: “But there are so many, many orgasms we have not had yet.”

[Cornelius]

Faye: "And then we launch it into space."
Bubbles: "Art. Right."

[Zebediah]

THIRD IMAGE:

[BenRG]

FAYE: "Doesn't it hurt?"

BUBBLES: "Synthetics can ignore damage warnings for the right incentive."

[Cornelius]

Faye: "I think I may have put too much hardener in there."
Bubbles: "I have observed, and catalogued every instance of your mixing the solution. Based on your habits, I have diluted all hardener by 15.365% She's safe."

[Zebediah]

Faye: “You really think she’s going to talk?”

Bubbles: “She will crack. I can always get them to talk.”

[DSL]

FAYE: "Just the strawberry dip?"
BUBBLES: "No, she wants sprinkles too. And do we have a waffle cone into which she will fit?"