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QC Captions vol. 412
« on: 18 Mar 2019, 17:22 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #1 on: 18 Mar 2019, 20:56 »

Brun: "But Fluffy!.
Reneé: "I'm so sorry about this. I had no idea she snuck that thing in here."
Building manager: "Don't worry about it too much. It's not the first pet to get loose during a viewing."


EDIT: Apparently I can't spell today. 'snuch' to 'snuck'
EDIT: specifying Fluffy
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #2 on: 19 Mar 2019, 00:08 »

but croissants!
I'm sorry, she gets really excited about croissants, amd she skipped breakfast today.
It's OK, there's a bakery right around the corner.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #3 on: 19 Mar 2019, 00:19 »

BRUN: "Gimmie! Mine!"

RENEE: "Get out of here whilst I hold her! This sort of stuff always happens when people show her clock catalogues!"

REALTORIA: "The unspoken risks of furnishing a rental!"
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #4 on: 19 Mar 2019, 17:10 »

Brun: Braiiins....

Renee: This happens all the time, and it's so annoying

Apartment-person: I wonder why that is?
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #5 on: 20 Mar 2019, 04:17 »

Brun: Gimme!
Renee: Sorry about that. I'm afraid that it'll be hard to get her to leave that clock behind when we leave.
Renting lady: We'll factor that into the rent.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #6 on: 20 Mar 2019, 17:51 »

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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #7 on: 20 Mar 2019, 18:08 »

RENEE: "My dialogue! It's getting away from me!"
ELLIOT: "You might as well get used to it ... see, there goes mine. They're called 'balloons' for a reason."
ROKO: "Mine always seem to have an angle."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #8 on: 20 Mar 2019, 19:01 »

Renee:  No, it's NOT burnt!  Pumpernickel is supposed to be that color!  I swear these people are so ignorant!
Elliot:  You know, I keep telling 'em.  Every shade of brown that humans are? There's bread that's the same shade of brown.
Roko:  Huh.  What kind of bread is lavender?  Maybe we're going to have to make something up.
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #9 on: 21 Mar 2019, 00:20 »

RENEE: "NOOO! I've forgotten about this afternoon's blind date!"

ELLIOT: "Somehow. It's every other night!"

ROKO: "Human problems..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #10 on: 21 Mar 2019, 05:07 »

Alternatively:

Renee: "Nooo! I've forgotten about this afternoon's blind date!"
Elliot: "Somehow. It's every other night!"
Roko: "I'm right here..."
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #11 on: 21 Mar 2019, 08:45 »

Renee: Alive! It's alive! Aliiiiiive!
Elliot: Her batch is rising.
Roko: Bakers...
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Re: QC Captions vol. 412
« Reply #12 on: 21 Mar 2019, 17:31 »

Renee: Jumping jacks! 1 - 2 - 3
Elliot: They're a kind of exercise for humans.
Roko: Yes, I've heard of them.
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