Okay... so there's not a chance in Hell Joyce is straight, right? (I say this as a nocturnal bisexual vampire.)
As someone who realized I was bi when I was like...30? No, I highly doubt she's straight.
being 34 gives me license to dadjoke
I just turned 35 a couple weeks ago, and I'm never having kids, but I'm an uncle at least. Then again, I was telling dadjokes long before that even :p