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Author Topic: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)  (Read 1311 times)

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QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« on: 09 Dec 2019, 07:23 »

Another week and another image for ones creative input or just silliness.

I like silliness. Lets go for that.

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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #1 on: 09 Dec 2019, 07:46 »

MARTEN: "Claire, no! I'm serious! I think that blushing cheeks are attractive but it isn't that important!"

CLAIRE: "It doesn't matter! I have to be perfect for you! Ouch! Ouch!"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #2 on: 09 Dec 2019, 22:49 »

Marten: I know Smif's collection on Victorian cosmetics is cool, but I'm not sure trying it out is really safe.

Claire: Shut up and go catch me some bees.
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #3 on: 09 Dec 2019, 22:59 »

Marten: "Are you channelling Home Alone?"

Claire:   "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ....!"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #4 on: 10 Dec 2019, 12:31 »

Marten: “I don’t think that’s a compelling anti-aging treatment.”
Claire: SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP “Who...said...I was doing.....THAT?” *slapslapslapslap*
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #5 on: 12 Dec 2019, 06:06 »

Marten: "I don't think that really helps the numbness to wear off any faster."
Claire:   "Once my face warms up you are in for such a smooching!"



So now for this weeks part 2 that I like to call.

This isn't coffee
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #6 on: 12 Dec 2019, 07:07 »

CLAIRE: "So, anyway, I figured that Pintsize was just trying to provoke a reaction when he told me that he'd mixed crystalised wolf urine into me and Faye's coffee stash but you never can tell with that crazy guy..."

MARTEN: "Suddenly, I'm regretting deciding to try your blend of coffee today..."
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #7 on: 12 Dec 2019, 21:26 »

CLAIRE: 🎶 [multiple bars of complex sheet music] 🎶
Martin: "What's in this drink?"
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #8 on: 12 Dec 2019, 22:55 »

Claire: And it's been steeped for three days after the full moon, with a sacred chant. But it has to be brewed with dew harvested at the first dawn of a new moon.

Marten: Suddenly, I feel bad about dumping three spoons of sugar in this tea.
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #9 on: 13 Dec 2019, 06:10 »

Claire: "Some combinations of pen and ink can be slow starters even after a day or two, but that problem can often be cured by applying a minuscule amount of moisture to the nib. You could get enough by a wet lick of your finger and then touching the nib to the finger. But then you'd have ink on your finger!"

Marten: "I was wondering why the coffee's roast chicken undertones were being overwhelmed by zinc."

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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #10 on: 13 Dec 2019, 15:38 »

Allegedly, roast spider tastes like smokey prawn (shrimp).
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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #11 on: 14 Dec 2019, 08:44 »

CLAIRE: 🎶 [multiple bars of complex sheet music] 🎶
Martin: "What's in this drink?"

Lysergsäurediethylamid.


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Re: QC Captions Volume #420 (2019 December 09-13)
« Reply #12 on: 16 Dec 2019, 05:06 »

C: Don't use the coffee in the red can; I added my hormones to it.
M: Oh.  I wonder what I'll look like with Mom's breasts...
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