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Author Topic: Greetings, I am an authentic human.  (Read 465 times)

Callinectes

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Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« on: 03 Nov 2020, 15:47 »

It is true. Do not be alarmed or suspicious. Do not approach me with explosive weaponry or milk from one of your mammals. Because I am human like you and commit all the human activities that you will mention before I do.
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Re: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« Reply #1 on: 03 Nov 2020, 15:49 »

Perhaps later, using our corporeal forms, we can eat plant and animal matter, and be nourished by it!
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Re: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« Reply #2 on: 03 Nov 2020, 16:00 »

Afterwards we will lie down, close our (completely normal) eyes, and enter stand-by mode while hallucinating vividly.
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Re: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« Reply #3 on: 03 Nov 2020, 17:54 »

Then, perhaps, we shall re-enter consciousness abruptly using a loud and obnoxious sound at a specific point in the fourth dimension and engage in labor for currency (or for education, depending on how long you have existed and how much prior education you have received).
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Re: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« Reply #4 on: 03 Nov 2020, 23:32 »

And very maybe, if we like each other well enough, we might bump into each other. With our crotches.
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Re: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« Reply #5 on: 04 Nov 2020, 15:30 »

And very maybe, if we like each other well enough, we might bump into each other. With our crotches.

We humans sure are authentic! And very, very strange.
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Re: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« Reply #6 on: 04 Nov 2020, 23:44 »

I am tapping a rectangular electronic device in a coded manner which will signal via an unreasonably complex communication scheme to some fellow humans my approval of this thread.
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Re: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« Reply #7 on: 05 Nov 2020, 07:40 »

The instruction manual mentioned nothing of vivid hallucinations!
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Re: Greetings, I am an authentic human.
« Reply #8 on: 23 Nov 2020, 18:31 »

Welcome, authentic human!
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