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Welp.

Comic's up.

I don't know what I expected, but that wasn't it.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #1 on: 28 Mar 2021, 18:12 »

Well, it's become worse
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #2 on: 28 Mar 2021, 18:13 »

poor Clinton.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #3 on: 28 Mar 2021, 18:24 »

I bet Aurelia has 1k+ viewers in each stream.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #4 on: 28 Mar 2021, 18:27 »

Well, it's become worse better

fixed that for you

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #5 on: 28 Mar 2021, 18:29 »

Can we go back to cute happy couples? This is beginning to feel like a fever dream.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #6 on: 28 Mar 2021, 18:32 »

Welp.

Comic's up.

I don't know what I expected, but that wasn't it.

I do believe that I called it, and it’s udderly strange.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #7 on: 28 Mar 2021, 18:35 »

furries pioneered the internet, and they still can't catch a break

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #8 on: 28 Mar 2021, 18:56 »

 :o :o :o


I... was not expecting that.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #9 on: 28 Mar 2021, 19:11 »

Well THAT'S a thing. 0_o

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #10 on: 28 Mar 2021, 19:13 »



Oh, Aurelia. Do you have no understanding of Rule 34, or do you understand it too well?
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #11 on: 28 Mar 2021, 19:16 »

furries pioneered the internet, and they still can't catch a break

I was never too into it myself, but I knew people who were; I used to hang out on FurryMUCK in the West Corner of the Park, one of the token humans.  Seems like a lifetime ago.  (Heck, for my nieces and nephews, it is.)

And here's a handy reference chart from ... 2002, dang.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #12 on: 28 Mar 2021, 19:40 »

I wasn't thinking furries. I was thinking Eccentrica Gallumbits. Plus an additional tit.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #13 on: 28 Mar 2021, 19:43 »

honestly this is one of the bigger reveals between both QC and Alice Grove!! 

Maybe Yay already knows about this if they have checked, or Dale and Marigold among others may have sometimes watched her streams without full knowledge, but really this is a very big secret that will probably be to the delight and surprise of much of the cast!!
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #14 on: 28 Mar 2021, 19:48 »

Oh, no, here come the cow puns.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #15 on: 28 Mar 2021, 20:01 »

don't worry jwhouk, got them out of my system on twitter

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #16 on: 28 Mar 2021, 20:19 »

Yeah, there isn't much more that can be milked out of those puns. We got them all out of the whey.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #17 on: 28 Mar 2021, 20:23 »

I cud try but I don't seem to have the stomachs for it. Better chew it over some more.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #18 on: 28 Mar 2021, 20:28 »

All these cow and milk puns are reminding me that I need to find a good source of cheese curds around here. I have a craving for either Wisconsin-style fried cheese curds, or poutine. Can't decide which.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #19 on: 28 Mar 2021, 21:00 »

Does anyone know what the black thing she's holding in her right hand is?
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #20 on: 28 Mar 2021, 21:03 »

Does anyone know what the black thing she's holding in her right hand is?

Game console controller.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #21 on: 28 Mar 2021, 21:55 »

I...I think I'm with Clinton on this one
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #22 on: 28 Mar 2021, 22:19 »

well, i already said this elsewhere, but i see there's a lot of COWards here too  :clairedoge:

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #23 on: 28 Mar 2021, 22:25 »

The puns, oh the puns! Some are cheesy, some are BS. But you can cownt oh them coming.

Also, I'm with Clinton on this one. That Avatar is borderline creepy.
Also, all those newly horny 14 year olds may be more annoying than Aurelia expected...
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #24 on: 28 Mar 2021, 22:28 »

Welp, definitely not pranking him. xD
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #25 on: 28 Mar 2021, 22:47 »

About 4491 Quad Damage: I just signed up for this forum to ask: what level of Patreon do I have to join to make sure this entire thing is buried face-down in an unhallowed grave at a crossroads with a stake through its heart and its mouth filled with garlic and sewn shut?

Which is to say, wibble.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #26 on: 28 Mar 2021, 22:49 »

I underestimated the level of horny.

I probably shouldn't have underestimated the level of horny.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #27 on: 28 Mar 2021, 22:59 »

Absolutely disgusting. MommyMilker's hair and LilBeef's shirt should be anything but white to contrast with their non-scalp hair1!
but seriously, the nose-ring and fingerless gloves are nice touches, and this is far from the most horny VTuber avatar I've seen.

1:Cows, like horses, technically have hair, not fur.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #28 on: 28 Mar 2021, 23:08 »

So, it's proven that, not only did Aurelia know the fetish implications of her screen-name, she's cynically willing to exploit it for clicks and publicity. So, she's got a lot future ahead of her as a streamer. I wonder if she also does rant videos when she talks about artistic or political matters about which she has no real knowledge?

I've got to say that I'm not really comfortable with the "MommyMilkers" avatar. I guess the feeling is that Jeph is being the cynical one and using Aurelia as his means.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #29 on: 29 Mar 2021, 00:48 »

1:Cows, like horses, technically have hair, not fur.

There is literally no difference, fur is just hair that we call something different. Fur, porcupine spines, pangolin plates, horse manes, they are all hair
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #30 on: 29 Mar 2021, 01:11 »

Ummm - "perfect likeness"?? I'm stretching to find anything about it that describes her adequately - though I suppose she means it ironically ("nudge/wink" to Clinton)  :wink:

I mean, Aurelia may be a lot of things, but "ample" isn't one of them   :laugh:
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #31 on: 29 Mar 2021, 01:17 »

is it cynical to be fun and sexy and different, though? maybe it could be, but does it have to be? and is it here?

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #32 on: 29 Mar 2021, 01:50 »

is it cynical to be fun and sexy and different, though? maybe it could be, but does it have to be? and is it here?

I'm pretty sure that the point, to Jeph, is to let his readers laugh at Clinton's reaction to the fact his mother is streaming through a 'sexy' anthro-cow filter. However, I've got to say that it personally leaves me cold and it is just an eye roller and a total miss for me: Something from which I intend to move on from as soon as and efficiently as possible.

In universe, I absolutely refuse to believe that Aurelia doesn't understand the fetish implications and, honestly, I can't see her viewing MommyMilker as her 'inner self'. It just doesn't scan right as being in-character for me. So, yeah, she's selling her stream by appealing to a certain bit of the Internet and nothing more.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #33 on: 29 Mar 2021, 03:30 »

do you notice that you're taking a character who we've explicitly seen is playing with music, drugs, sex, and now games, and then you're saying it doesn't "scan right" that she's playing with performance entertainment and, yes, being a sexy model, a fully clothed one i should add. "selling", sure, but "nothing" more?
i don't dispute that you're finding it off-putting, but can you see why i find your other conclusions bound up with that feeling a bit off-base?
edit: i mean, it's common to most of our species to take enjoyment and satisfaction in delighting and titillating, as well as just plain old being attractive. surely you've enjoyed, say, putting on an outfit you've worked on, and liked feeling good-looking, for example

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #34 on: 29 Mar 2021, 04:14 »

I'd say that having a sexy cow avatar on the internet completely makes sense with what else we've learned about Aurelia so far. Especially if she's a stoner.

And if she's streaming enough to have a nickname for her fans, then she 100% knows that there is constantly a percentage of her audience that is masturbating to her. To be frank they should write it into the terms of service for Twitch.

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #35 on: 29 Mar 2021, 04:29 »

All these cow and milk puns are reminding me that I need to find a good source of cheese curds around here. I have a craving for either Wisconsin-style fried cheese curds, or poutine. Can't decide which.

Poutine, of course.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #36 on: 29 Mar 2021, 04:45 »

Looks like Clinton wants to reenact the ending to Oedipus Rex and stab his eyes out.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #37 on: 29 Mar 2021, 04:50 »

Aurelia is a not a regular mom. She’s a cool mom.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #38 on: 29 Mar 2021, 05:08 »

OK, so this technically makes Clinton's mom a furry.

I think this is *the* first piece of fiction I've ever seen that has a character that's a furry. In the sense of having an anthropomorphic animal as a persona/avatar that they use to interact with others, not in the sense of the character actually *being* an anthro animal.

At least, I can't offhand think of any other examples.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #39 on: 29 Mar 2021, 05:34 »

I protect the milk. Are you a fan of milk, young man?
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #40 on: 29 Mar 2021, 05:53 »

I've been reading this comic since 2007 and stayed through the countless changes in tone, plot, art, etc. But if this turns into a furry comic I'm done.
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« Reply #41 on: 29 Mar 2021, 06:03 »

I've been reading this comic since 2007 and stayed through the countless changes in tone, plot, art, etc. But if this turns into a furry comic I'm done.

What exactly would constitute a 'furry comic'?

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #42 on: 29 Mar 2021, 06:15 »

I've been reading this comic since 2007 and stayed through the countless changes in tone, plot, art, etc. But if this turns into a furry comic I'm done.
What exactly would constitute a 'furry comic'?

Normally it’s one where the majority of characters are anthropomorphic animals, majority mammals of various species.
That said, they probably mean furry fetish comic, where all of the above is true but the character designs, story, and even setting are exaggerated along the “sexy” axis. For a given version of sexy, at least.
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« Reply #43 on: 29 Mar 2021, 06:37 »

... with a stake through its heart and its mouth filled with garlic and sewn shut?

Which is to say, wibble.

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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #44 on: 29 Mar 2021, 06:48 »

I've been reading this comic since 2007 and stayed through the countless changes in tone, plot, art, etc. But if this turns into a furry comic I'm done.

For the moment, it's just one single joke. No need to overreact. I agree the whole thing is kind of cringy, but once in a while, that's ok.
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« Reply #45 on: 29 Mar 2021, 06:55 »

I'd say that having a sexy cow avatar on the internet completely makes sense with what else we've learned about Aurelia so far. Especially if she's a stoner.

And if she's streaming enough to have a nickname for her fans, then she 100% knows that there is constantly a percentage of her audience that is masturbating to her. To be frank they should write it into the terms of service for Twitch.
I think what makes this kind of cringey is the realization that now that Clinton is on that channel, a certain percentage of the audience (certainly a smaller percentage, but most likely nonzero) is masturbating to him... Aurelia signed up for that, Clinton got dragged in.

Also, the iPhone dictionary doesn’t contain the word masturbating, apparently...
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #46 on: 29 Mar 2021, 07:12 »

If you exist on the internet at all, chances are at least one person is masturbating too you. Hell, as a woman, just existing in the world at all means at least one person is masturbating to you.
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Re: WCDT 4491-4495 (29th March through 2nd April, 2021)
« Reply #47 on: 29 Mar 2021, 07:33 »

If you exist on the internet at all, chances are at least one person is masturbating too you.

If that's true - eww - I suddenly feel the need to have a shower...

Oh god, that probably made it worse, didn't it?!  :facepalm:
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« Reply #48 on: 29 Mar 2021, 07:36 »

I've been reading this comic since 2007 and stayed through the countless changes in tone, plot, art, etc. But if this turns into a furry comic I'm done.

For the moment, it's just one single joke. No need to overreact. I agree the whole thing is kind of cringy, but once in a while, that's ok.
Yes, one single joke I can ignore, certainly. I'm just afraid this is going to be like a regular character trait of hers and the source of many jokes and references. See: Marten's mom being a dominatrix - so in half the strips she's in there's some sort of dominatrix joke. Dale and Marigold like anime which is often referenced when they are present. Steve eats cereal. These all started out as single jokes that then became ongoing things we associate with the character.

I find furries to be deeply disturbing so I just really hope there won't be ongoing furry references in the comic.
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« Reply #49 on: 29 Mar 2021, 08:00 »

...we don't wanna tell him about The Whiteboard, do we?
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