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So, were will Claire's new job take her

CONFLICT! It turns out Dora isn't ready to be around her ex's new GF so much
- 0 (0%)
CONFLICT! It turns out that Claire doesnt' have strong customer service skills
- 3 (9.1%)
CUTE THINGS! Faye really wants to help her 'new baby sis' get a handle on the job
- 1 (3%)
CUTE THINGS! Marten is lonely and starts 'hanging out' as he used to with Dora and Faye
- 6 (18.2%)
MAD FRIENDSHIP! Emily is very eager to resume her odd working relationship with Claire
- 11 (33.3%)
SIBLINGS! Clinton starts 'dropping in' regularly to get pointers with Elliott
- 1 (3%)
DESTINY! Claire serves and impresses a chief librarian
- 9 (27.3%)
Other (please specify in comment)
- 2 (6.1%)

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Author Topic: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)  (Read 11105 times)

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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #50 on: 21 Oct 2021, 22:50 »


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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #51 on: 21 Oct 2021, 23:48 »

A reminder (if one was needed) that, if Claire an Clinton lack chill, they are amateurs compared to Hannelore in this field!

Wait, why is Dora shouting what I'm assuming is an abort code? Most importantly who is she shouting it to? The obvious answer is Station but the post-human sci-fi thinker in me can't help but wonder whether it's at Hannelore. At what point was she hypnotically (or maybe cybernetically) programmed with a shutdown code? What else did Station put in Hanners' head when he put in the implant 'phone?
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #52 on: 22 Oct 2021, 00:22 »

'Cantilever' was the passphrase that Hannelore put in the newsletter so Dora could prove that she read it.
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #53 on: 22 Oct 2021, 01:16 »

I really hope that Hanners didn't just nail her foot to the floor after she dropped the knife...

Also: nukes evil! Bad Hanners! No murdering your friends!

Do you also happen to have the link for when Future Hannelore gives the order (to destroy civilization, I assume) over the protestations of some minion dude? Thanks in advance.
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #54 on: 22 Oct 2021, 04:27 »

I must confess I don't really get the joke. How and why do we go from "there is a typo in the newsletter" to "let's nuke the area"?
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #55 on: 22 Oct 2021, 04:48 »

I must confess I don't really get the joke. How and why do we go from "there is a typo in the newsletter" to "let's nuke the area"?

The joke is a comical exaggeration of how Hannelore feels about making mistakes that she'd thought she could avoid making. She's so horrified, her first reaction is to end it all (and go out with a rather impressive, literal bang) rather than face the realisation. I think that's all there is to the joke.

EDIT: YMMV whether the joke is "Hannelore sure overreacts here", or whether Hanners herself is making a joke. If it's the latter, it sure seems like a dangerous way to joke around, if Station doesn't catch on...
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #56 on: 22 Oct 2021, 09:47 »

Hanners has a long history of defaulting to mass murder to hide her mistakes.
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #57 on: 22 Oct 2021, 10:45 »

Hanners has a long history of defaulting to mass murder to hide her mistakes.

Or at least freaking out and briefly wondering if this is a viable course of action.
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #58 on: 22 Oct 2021, 11:07 »

Do you also happen to have the link for when Future Hannelore gives the order (to destroy civilization, I assume) over the protestations of some minion dude? Thanks in advance.

That would be 2443!
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #59 on: 22 Oct 2021, 11:42 »

Now I am waiting to see where that knife landed.  I hope the service ferret wasn't hurt.
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #60 on: 22 Oct 2021, 13:50 »

Do you also happen to have the link for when Future Hannelore gives the order (to destroy civilization, I assume) over the protestations of some minion dude? Thanks in advance.

That would be 2443!

There's also the slightly more justified spider extermination via orbital bombardment.
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #61 on: 22 Oct 2021, 13:58 »

Spiders are our friends.
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #62 on: 23 Oct 2021, 07:25 »

Unless the spider is right up in my personal space, I try to leave them alone.  Better a spider I can see on the ceiling, then the other bugs they would have eaten where I cannot see them.
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Re: WCDT strips 4636 to 4640 (18th to 22nd October 2021)
« Reply #63 on: 24 Oct 2021, 05:06 »

Hanners has a long history of defaulting to mass murder to hide her mistakes.

Or at least freaking out and briefly wondering if this is a viable course of action.

So far she hasn't killed anyone (that we know of).

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