About the poll, as mentioned before I'd pick the dark, mysterious, passionate, secretive and very stylish darkelf.
I also like halfelves.
And Gnomes, if they are pretty, which they never are, so nevermind.
Goblins, if I can make them look intelligent.
Orcs, if I can make look them manly. Or, well, womanly.
Err ... comically oversized swords are simply not useable if they are "real". Youtubers like for example Skalagrim have made videos about that.
And not thats not only a problem of strength. Its also a problem of weight and center of mass. Even if you have unlimited strength, you cannot properly swing such an item, like you can a regular sword.
A regular sword is something like around 3mm thick on the blade, weights around one kilogram, and is properly balanced.
And its QUICK. In any reallife scenario, the user of a comically oversized sword would be long dead before they manage to attack.
Sure their attack would be deadly. But everyone would just step out of the way. Its just that slow.