It's a damn shame the Locust are so crap. Unlike
Anal Cunt - Howard is Bald EP
Howard Is Bald
Bald To The Bone
A Conversation With Howard Wulkan
Ballad Of Baldness
Howard Wulkan Is Bald (Acoustic & Jazz Versions)
Night On Bald Moutain
You Should Be Balding
If I Can't Have Hair
Howard Wulkan (Wesley Willis Version)
The County Medical Examiners - Forensic Fugues and Medicolegal MedleysAutopsy Suite
Medicocriminal Entomology
Vitreous Humor
Epicedium For Epidermal Slippage
NH2,(CH2)4NH&C5,H14,N2 (Putrescine & Cadaverine)
Organ Harvest (The Anatomical Gift Act)
Rigormortis (Posthumous Muscular Rigidity)
Algor Mortis (The Linear Rate Of Cadaveric Cooling)
Livier Mortis (Gravitational Blood Pooling)
Pugilistic Burn Postures
Y-Shaped Thoracoabdominalincision
y=1285/x
Their lyrics are like a disturbingly gleeful medical textbook. A textbook they're very qualified to write, as they're all practising Forensic Pathologists.
oh and of course, who could forget the classic:
Lawnmower Deth - Ooh Crikey! It's Lawnmower Deth!Spook Pery Happenings In The Snooker Hall
Betty Ford's Clinic
Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down
Sheepdip
Lancer With Your Zancer
Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden?
Flying Killer Cobs From The Planet Bob
Did You Spill My Pint?
Seventh Church Of The Apocalyptic Lawnmower (Skank Mix)
Rad Dude
Sumo Rabbit And His Inescapable Trap Of Doom
Maim Mower, Maim
Cobwoman Of Deth Meets Mr. Smellymop
Got No Legs? Don't Come Crawling To Me
Icky Ficky
Judgement Day (Assume The Position)
Ooh Crikey
Satan's Trampoline
Dodo Doe
Duck Off
F.A.T. (Facist And Tubby)
Punk As Fuck
Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades
and whilst we're at it:
Impaled Northern Moonforest - Self Titled 7"Side 1:
1. Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
2. Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
3. Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain
4. Bloodlustfully Praising Satan's Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight
5. Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy
6. Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat
Side 2:
1. Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
2. Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath 3. Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum
4. Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti's Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf
5. Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
6. Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse
7. Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar
The INM album also has the best cover ever:
I'm also very desperately trying to remember the name of the Industrial Black Metal band that has their name and all their song titles in 1337-speak.
