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« Reply #100 on: 29 Sep 2005, 15:11 »

Quote from: KharBevNor
CODE BLUE

CODE BLUE

GET ME A NURSE ON WARD 6

THIS GUY'S LOST EIGHT PINTS OF SENSE OF HUMOUR



I get retarded when people insist on dissing a band I like when I've politely asked them to stop sixty times. Hang me.

And for the record, I don't like Radiohead at all.
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« Reply #101 on: 29 Sep 2005, 15:42 »

Switch, thats not rapping I hear, goddamnit! Don't make me get the tazer!

Merk, bite me. I can't help it if I was born with a few less chromosomes than y'all.
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« Reply #102 on: 29 Sep 2005, 15:53 »

Man, my beats is so dope, I don't even got to rhyme. Don't make me split yo' wig!
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« Reply #103 on: 29 Sep 2005, 15:55 »

Ohhhh snap, yo rhymes be crap, so just grab a frappe and shut yo trap.
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« Reply #104 on: 29 Sep 2005, 15:57 »

Fool, I run this piece. Fo' real.
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« Reply #105 on: 29 Sep 2005, 16:01 »

Quit wastin' my time afore i grab my nine.
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« Reply #106 on: 29 Sep 2005, 17:30 »

I rock a
Lawsuit when I'm going to court
A white suit when I'm gettin' divorced
A black suit at the funeral home
And my birthday suit when Iím home alone
Talkin' on the phone
Got an interview
With the rolling stone
They're saying
"Now you're rich and
Now you're famous
Fake-ass girls all know your name and
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Your first hit aren't you ashamed?"
Of the life
Of the life
Of the life we're livin'


I win.
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« Reply #107 on: 29 Sep 2005, 18:11 »

Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Sellouts betta drop out, afore i take my glock out
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« Reply #108 on: 29 Sep 2005, 18:15 »

Quote from: Good Charlotte
I rock a
Lawsuit when I'm going to court
A white suit when I'm gettin' divorced
A black suit at the funeral home
And my birthday suit when Iím home alone
Talkin' on the phone
Got an interview
With the rolling stone
They're saying
"Now you're rich and
Now you're famous
Fake-ass girls all know your name and
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Your first hit aren't you ashamed?"
Of the life
Of the life
Of the life we're livin'


I win.



All I hear is "Bitch Bitch Bitch"
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« Reply #109 on: 30 Sep 2005, 00:23 »

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Bitch Bitch Bitch


Damn, homie, them rhymes is DOPE!
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« Reply #110 on: 30 Sep 2005, 12:26 »

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Yo shit ain't fly, it makes me wanna cry
Sellouts betta drop out, afore i take my glock out


You're just jealous because we can write entire verses when all you've got is a couple lines, punkass.
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« Reply #111 on: 30 Sep 2005, 12:34 »

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« Reply #112 on: 30 Sep 2005, 12:37 »

Somebody hit Luke, he's stuck...
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« Reply #113 on: 30 Sep 2005, 12:39 »

Ow.
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« Reply #114 on: 30 Sep 2005, 13:20 »

Since when you nuckas make yo own shit? You best be thrown into Da Pit*

*Da Pit- A really large hole filled with lava, and sharks, and acid, and grizzlies, and the worst beastie of all: THE INTERWEB MONSTER! It grinds up stupid posts (like this one) and eats them to grow stronger. One day, it will overthrow Da Pitkeepers and rule the world, yo.
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« Reply #115 on: 30 Sep 2005, 14:25 »

Khar, you HAVE to set that to music. Its gotta be done.
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« Reply #116 on: 30 Sep 2005, 15:58 »

Quote from: Se7en
Khar, you HAVE to set that to music. Its gotta be done.


I submit that the results of such an endeavour would sound something like the FEMA Disaster Rap that they used to have on their kids website that seems to have been taken down.[/url]
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« Reply #117 on: 30 Sep 2005, 18:19 »

Quote from: KharBevNor
Follow those illin' rhymes, bitches.


You want it?  You got it.  Bitch.

Raggin' on Coldplay, you think that's bold?
With all those shitty albums those bitches sold?
If you think those punk-ass bitches are dull
You clearly need to listen to Interpol
In just one listen
You'll know their mission
Was to rip off
And pimp off
Of Joy Division
Now I gotta say I'm pissed
'Cause my man Curtis is missed
But he don't seem so stiff
Compared to these Brits' riffs
An album pimpin'
A title like Antics
Should be pushin' the beats
To the brink of panic
But I turn it on
And I stifle a yawn
And think of better things
To spend my twelve bucks on
And fuck those hipsters
Hair greased, skin pale
Who claim this shit
Ain't 10 years stale

Now those rhymes be dope outta yo reach and yo hope.
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« Reply #118 on: 30 Sep 2005, 19:20 »

sp2 it is time for a RHYME BATTLE

(Uh uh, hit it)
For one thing it'd serve you to know
If y'all insultin' Interpol they're from New York*
Do you think you're fresh? Original critic
To rip on 'em cause Banks is baritone, ya cynic?
Listen to it first
If you're gonna slam a band it pays to
Do your research
Else a fanboy's gonna haze you
You're out of touch, out of style
Ain't got no flow
Put some effort in and maybe
You'll be makin' mo'
It's like
EVERYONE SAY "PO-OST"
("PO-OST")
EVERYONE SAY "CORE"
("CORE")
Man, we shouldn't do that sorta shit anymore!
Can we talk a little less about which bands suck dick,
Sit back, relax, and relearn enjoyin' music?
That all

*pronounced "New Yowk" so as to keep rhyme scheme intact
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« Reply #119 on: 30 Sep 2005, 22:44 »

Y'all are posers.
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« Reply #120 on: 30 Sep 2005, 23:21 »

ahahahha ewwwwwwwww posers
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« Reply #121 on: 01 Oct 2005, 04:07 »

Can we stop with all this rapping now? I don't think my sense of humour can take any more abuse without shutting down...

For the record though, and despite everything I just said... To Johnny C:

Word.
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« Reply #122 on: 01 Oct 2005, 07:48 »

Good Charlotte can go suck a fuck.
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« Reply #123 on: 01 Oct 2005, 10:35 »

We'd rather not, actually. If you have shit to talk about us, why don't you try saying it to our faces?
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« Reply #124 on: 01 Oct 2005, 10:58 »

FUCK YOU THATS WHY
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« Reply #125 on: 01 Oct 2005, 12:30 »

I have an Idea for Good Charlottes next project .... STOP BEING THE WORST BAND EVER!

Good Idea me thinks.
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« Reply #126 on: 01 Oct 2005, 12:32 »

Hey good charlotte! know how you could turn your 15 minuites of fame into an entire generations cult? Just pull a kurt cobain and shoot yourselves in the face!
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« Reply #127 on: 01 Oct 2005, 13:00 »

wuteva
fuk u guys
good  charlote r so talentd its to bad ur to closemindd to see that
they hav so much talent n ther songs r soooo original
n i can totally relate to all ther stuff
like that song the anthem
more like my anthem
amirite
shittt ok my mom got a call from school so ig2g
lataz
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« Reply #128 on: 01 Oct 2005, 18:48 »

Holy shit you made my brain esplode. I know that you are joking but damn thats hurtfull. Also,  Simple Plan is better then Good Charlotte, BUT,  should also die. BUT, at least they aren't pretending to be a bunch of thugs from the hard hard streets of white suburbia.
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« Reply #129 on: 01 Oct 2005, 19:02 »

Simple Plan wouldn't be so bad if their singer was better. And, if their lyrics were better. And, in many cases, if their music was better.

Okay, yeah, Simple Plan kind of sucks.
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« Reply #130 on: 01 Oct 2005, 19:20 »

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FUCK YOU THATS WHY


Right back at you, asshole.

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I have an Idea for Good Charlottes next project .... STOP BEING THE WORST BAND EVER!


Where have you been? We stopped being the worst band ever before we even started making music!

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Just pull a kurt cobain and shoot yourselves in the face!


We could never do that! Who could live up to our reputation? Seriously, that's like the worst idea ever.

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Simple Plan is better than Good Charlotte


We beg to differ. Simple Plan is boring, unoriginal, and emo.


ephemere: <3
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« Reply #131 on: 01 Oct 2005, 19:29 »

POSTULATE:

The forumgoer "Good Charlotte" is not a gimmick, or a cheap attempt at laffs, or in fact anything less than a subtle social experiment. "Good Charlotte" is a living, breathing reminder that the music we slam, even the music we hate, is made by human beings who believe that they are contributing something to society. And who are we to say they're wrong?

At the core of music is people, and "Good Charlotte" is reminding us of that.


There. I've deconstructed your cunning, complex plot. Now stop hassling everyone.
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« Reply #132 on: 01 Oct 2005, 19:32 »

Hassling? what are you --

*explodes*
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« Reply #133 on: 01 Oct 2005, 19:46 »

Johnny...


Did you...


Did you just kill Good Charlotte?
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« Reply #134 on: 01 Oct 2005, 20:37 »

Quote from: Mad Onion
I have an Idea for Good Charlottes next project .... STOP BEING THE WORST BAND EVER!

Good Idea me thinks.



What about Mest?
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« Reply #135 on: 01 Oct 2005, 20:42 »

Johnny
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win!
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« Reply #136 on: 01 Oct 2005, 20:54 »

Good Charlotte are making big bucks. I'd be in good charlotte if given a chance. I would just not act like they do.
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« Reply #137 on: 01 Oct 2005, 21:16 »

GUYS I FOUND THE PERFECT IMAGE TO ENCAPSULATE WHAT I JUST DID


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« Reply #138 on: 01 Oct 2005, 21:19 »

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Did you...


Did you just kill Good Charlotte?


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« Reply #139 on: 01 Oct 2005, 21:48 »

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« Reply #140 on: 01 Oct 2005, 21:50 »

Dude, that's too much. Winnie is the fucking Pooh.
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« Reply #141 on: 01 Oct 2005, 21:51 »

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« Reply #142 on: 01 Oct 2005, 21:57 »

haha! The internet is far game for all
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« Reply #143 on: 01 Oct 2005, 22:09 »

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FUCK YOU THATS WHY


Right back at you, asshole.


Hey now, you can't use language like that. You'll get the advisory sticker and your 14-year-old audience won't be able to buy your music without their mommies and daddies!

Oh, I went there.
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« Reply #144 on: 01 Oct 2005, 22:40 »

So wait.. Good Charlotte was unable to grasp the sarcasm in my previous post?
They actually thought I was serious?
That I.. I LIKED them?

God, I've never felt so.. dirty.
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« Reply #145 on: 01 Oct 2005, 22:41 »

There, there... it'll be okay...
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« Reply #146 on: 01 Oct 2005, 22:48 »

I scrub and I scrub but I still feel their lessthanthree heart ALL OVER ME
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« Reply #147 on: 01 Oct 2005, 22:55 »

you scrub and scrub, but you just wanna live?
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« Reply #148 on: 01 Oct 2005, 22:56 »

They're gone, you don't have to worry about them anymore. I think. That was kind of a strange thing to happen, really.
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« Reply #149 on: 01 Oct 2005, 22:59 »

I'd like to know who they were. It's funny watching people get so edgy over some random anonymous poster.
I bet if they had started talking in 1337 speak, someone would have spontaneously combusted.
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