Topic: The Ask Jeph thread (Read 1355936 times)

talihal · « **Reply #2000 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 09:01 »

OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2001 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 13:43 »

Not that i can claim to know the Mind of Jeph, but if I were writing this comic and reading this forum with an authorial eye, I might be tempted to splash on a whole keg-load of subtext as bait to ferret out people who don't know the difference between subtext and text.

Surgoshan · « **Reply #2002 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 13:52 »

This is not subtext. _{This is subtext.}

bgii_2000 · « **Reply #2003 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 17:19 »

Hmmm, I might just be a wanker. Not sure. I'll go to the mountain and find out.

brb.

tomselleck69 · « **Reply #2004 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 20:02 »

Quote from: bgii_2000 on 12 Aug 2009, 02:10

So, how long does this "cred" you speak of take to accumulate? Should I check back in a year? A week?

14 posts

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #2005 on:** 12 Aug 2009, 23:45 »

Is that the point where i got my first 'profile star'? The one that turned me into an Emoticontradiction? Coz that would explain it...

bgii_2000 · « **Reply #2006 on:** 13 Aug 2009, 01:33 »

Back.

Not a wanker; just new. The man on the mountain says so.

So, I guess I'll just hang out here posting stupid shit about clits, and responses to classified ads for used guitars until all y'all deem me worthy something more. That's the plan for now, I love it, and I'm excited to be a part of it.

@edwinalink: Just in case you were still wondering, "LORD" is not randomly capitalized. It's how most translations render The Tetragrammaton.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2007 on:** 13 Aug 2009, 10:56 »

Hey Jeph

Can I have Jeffrey Rowland's phone number?

I want to leave him voicemail. Not threatening voicemail or anything, I bear him no ill will, I just want to leave him messages about my day and stuff. You know, keep him up to date.

Toba · « **Reply #2008 on:** 13 Aug 2009, 18:17 »

Ozymandias,

telnet com.whois-servers.net 43

ThePrettyMonster · « **Reply #2009 on:** 18 Aug 2009, 23:17 »

Jeph, I think your next poster containing all of your characters should have them all wearing Victorian age clothing. Could you make this happen? Maybe just think about it a little?

PS Sorry If someone already asked this! I'm a little behind :/

est · « **Reply #2010 on:** 18 Aug 2009, 23:53 »

Quote from: talihal on 12 Aug 2009, 09:01

OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

Or perhaps people are projecting what they want onto the comic, instead of actually reading it the way it is? I really can't see the connection between a girl enjoying watching anime with gay dudes in it and lesbianism.

Alex C · « **Reply #2011 on:** 19 Aug 2009, 00:04 »

Oddly, I read in Savage Love once that there's apparently a surprisingly large number of lesbian women who watch man-on-man porn. This makes no sense to me whatsoever, but there it is.

Kugai · « **Reply #2012 on:** 19 Aug 2009, 01:17 »

Quote from: est on 18 Aug 2009, 23:53

Quote from: talihal on 12 Aug 2009, 09:01
OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

Or perhaps people are projecting what they want onto the comic, instead of actually reading it the way it is? I really can't see the connection between a girl enjoying watching anime with gay dudes in it and lesbianism.

Unless someone is using the Infinite Probability Drive.

HellStorm · « **Reply #2013 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 09:49 »

Or simply calling a flat in Islington?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2014 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 14:36 »

Quote from: Alex C on 19 Aug 2009, 00:04

Oddly, I read in Savage Love once that there's apparently a surprisingly large number of lesbian women who watch man-on-man porn. This makes no sense to me whatsoever, but there it is.

Anecdotal support: the only lesbian girl I've ever known only watched gay male porn.

edwinalink · « **Reply #2015 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 17:09 »

what I find odd is i have a totally straight female friend who loves to watch lesbian porn, and all the really freaky stuff...

okay, I dont find it odd... I' just bragging.

...

nah, its a bit weird...

Toba · « **Reply #2016 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 18:10 »

Or she is totally straight. Hrm. Doubtful. Not that I know her or anything, but that's pretty indicative usually.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #2017 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 18:37 »

Not really. I have a friend who describes herself as completely straight but also watches lesbian porn more often than not; maybe it's an empathetic response?

Jace · « **Reply #2018 on:** 20 Aug 2009, 22:12 »

Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?

edwinalink · « **Reply #2019 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 02:03 »

Quote from: Jace on 20 Aug 2009, 22:12

Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?

damn you, and your insane attempt to be on topic... DAMN.

Kugai · « **Reply #2020 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 12:39 »

Quote from: edwinalink on 21 Aug 2009, 02:03

Quote from: Jace on 20 Aug 2009, 22:12
Hey Jeph, how often do you watch lesbian porn?

damn you, and your insane attempt to be on topic... DAMN.

Yeah - Let's tar an' feather 'im!!

TLT Thomas · « **Reply #2021 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 17:56 »

If plans for NEWW 2010 are ever finalized, I'm signing up for that. In the meantime, is there any chance you'd be willing to travel to Dallas the weekend of November 14th (for our Dallas Webcomics Expo)?

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #2022 on:** 21 Aug 2009, 23:30 »

Incredibly off-topic (there was a topic?), i know, but ifelt compeled to mention that Nov 14th just happens to be my birthday! Horray for scorpios!

~~tuxedobob~~ · « **Reply #2023 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 00:16 »

Jeph:

Do you read story arc ideas? Would you ever consider incorporating one?

talihal · « **Reply #2024 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 07:19 »

Quote from: tuxedobob on 22 Aug 2009, 00:16

Jeph:

Do you read story arc ideas? Would you ever consider incorporating one?

Highly doubtful

nichidani · « **Reply #2025 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 08:13 »

yeah, considering it's his comic and not everyone else's.

~~tuxedobob~~ · « **Reply #2026 on:** 22 Aug 2009, 11:02 »

I'm sort of wondering if there are any parts of the comic where he doesn't know the story yet.

jeph · « **Reply #2027 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 04:45 »

Quote from: bodymod89 on 27 Jul 2009, 21:06

Two things. Wait, two and a half.

1. Will there be more queer characters in your webcomic? (This is secretly asking if there's potential for Hannelore x Marigold [whomayormaynothaveacock])

2. Why do you discourage others from getting a Pintsize tattoo? Granted, I too understand the dumb implication of getting something "generic" and something you may regret later in life.
a. Of course, I don't think I'd regret getting one because I don't see a potential "GWAH I HATE YOU JEPH FUCK THIS TATTOO IT REMINDS ME OF YOU!" more, specifically because we're not dating, or even like, know eachother.

1. It continues to baffle me that people believe (or want to believe, anyway) that either Marigold or Hannelore is into girls. What evidence of this have I ever posted? Marigold is into hentai! Hanners has a weird thing for firemen! But to answer your question yes I am sure there will be more queer folks.

2. Because Pintsize is a terrible subject for a tattoo.

Quote from: LTK on 28 Jul 2009, 06:29

Hey Jeph, can you draw babies?

I fucking hate babies.

Quote from: Ozymandias on 28 Jul 2009, 11:37

Hey Jeph when are you going to draw a size comparison of all of your characters' clits? I think your adoring public is really curious about this. They are gluttons for information.

haw haw oh you are so funny!

Quote from: bgii_2000 on 28 Jul 2009, 11:59

Quote from: jeph on 13 Jul 2009, 12:05
Impossible to code in, given the extremely simple and archaic PHP running my site. YES it will get updated SOMEDAY but I've been saying that for YEARS NOW
Want help? I'm a fair hand with PHP, and I'd love to contribute.

We've got a custom backend in the works now, soon as my server guy gets done checking it out we will switch over. I eagerly anticipate being able to edit newsposts.

Quote from: bicostp on 06 Aug 2009, 17:23

When you need lots of extras (like in today's strip, and the Speed Beer ones), do you hit Google image search or Flickr for pictures of random people to draw, or just start drawing freehand and see what happens?

I just start drawing, it's not that hard to make up random people

Quote from: Alero on 09 Aug 2009, 19:00

Hey Jeph. I've had an account here, but never posted due to sheer fear over the community, but after hearing your new song, I have to ask.

What is your serious opinion of Shoegaze?

most of it is derivative trash but some of it (my bloody valentine, slowdive) is good

Quote from: Useless_Proverb on 11 Aug 2009, 20:30

Were you serious on twitter today? I'd totally play guitar in a DeathMole band. In the sense that Dethklok is real and fictional.

a live Deathmøle may actually happen, I am Talking to People about it

Quote from: talihal on 12 Aug 2009, 09:01

OK Jeph, Are you intentionally hinting at a possible gayity between Marigold and Hanners? Or is it a cooincidental thing that Hanners gets excited when Marigold comes into the room and they spent hours watching a couple gay anime characters and then Marten mentioned a weird lesbian pron?

jesus

Quote from: Ozymandias on 13 Aug 2009, 10:56

Hey Jeph

Can I have Jeffrey Rowland's phone number?

I want to leave him voicemail. Not threatening voicemail or anything, I bear him no ill will, I just want to leave him messages about my day and stuff. You know, keep him up to date.

oh the laffs sir the laffs and the chuckles

Quote from: ThePrettyMonster on 18 Aug 2009, 23:17

Jeph, I think your next poster containing all of your characters should have them all wearing Victorian age clothing. Could you make this happen? Maybe just think about it a little?

PS Sorry If someone already asked this! I'm a little behind :/

i've considered it

Quote from: TLT Thomas on 21 Aug 2009, 17:56

If plans for NEWW 2010 are ever finalized, I'm signing up for that. In the meantime, is there any chance you'd be willing to travel to Dallas the weekend of November 14th (for our Dallas Webcomics Expo)?

depends. are you paying for air fare and my hotel?

Quote from: tuxedobob on 22 Aug 2009, 00:16

Jeph:

Do you read story arc ideas? Would you ever consider incorporating one?

no and no

Quote from: tuxedobob on 22 Aug 2009, 11:02

I'm sort of wondering if there are any parts of the comic where he doesn't know the story yet.

tuesday

MrMonk · « **Reply #2028 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 04:51 »

Jeph,

Will you post the full results of the survey?

Mr_Rose · « **Reply #2029 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 08:53 »

Jeph, do you have a height chart of your characters? If you do, I would be very interested in seeing it, mostly to satisfy my curiosity.

jeph · « **Reply #2030 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 10:11 »

Quote from: MrMonk on 24 Aug 2009, 04:51

Jeph,

Will you post the full results of the survey?

no

jeph · « **Reply #2031 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 10:13 »

Quote from: Mr_Rose on 24 Aug 2009, 08:53

Jeph, do you have a height chart of your characters? If you do, I would be very interested in seeing it, mostly to satisfy my curiosity.

from tallest to shortest

sven = wil

marten = steve

dora = penelope = hanners

faye = angus = raven

tai = marigold

Zingoleb · « **Reply #2032 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 18:52 »

Quote from: jeph on 24 Aug 2009, 10:13

dora = penelope = Pizza Girl = hanners

Fixed!

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

TLT Thomas · « **Reply #2033 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 19:16 »

Quote from: jeph on 24 Aug 2009, 04:45

depends. are you paying for air fare and my hotel?

Yeeeaaahhh... about that...

we wish we had the money for that - and I know we should be the ones paying - but it's highly unlikely this year. I'm hoping we'll have a "travel fund" built up for 2010. Maybe we can bring you in next year!

workingrobbie · « **Reply #2034 on:** 24 Aug 2009, 20:57 »

Jeph,

Your avvy is creeping me the fuck out. It reminds me of that doll/puppet off the Saw series. How much will it take, in monetary favors or otherwise, to change it to something slightly less terrifying? Like a zombie allosaurus devouring Sara then vomiting up her half digested remains?

jonarus_drakus · « **Reply #2035 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 01:41 »

Quote from: workingrobbie on 24 Aug 2009, 20:57

Jeph,

Your avvy is creeping me the fuck out. It reminds me of that doll/puppet off the Saw series. How much will it take, in monetary favors or otherwise, to change it to something slightly less terrifying? Like a zombie allosaurus devouring Sara then vomiting up her half digested remains?

If i recall correctly, Jeph mentioned the fact that it creeps people out is one of the reasons he likes it so much...

Then again, i could just be projecting my own opinion onto others again...

drosera88 · « **Reply #2036 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 02:26 »

Jeph,

I don't normally post (post count 1), just lurk, but I figured you'd be a good person to ask this question. I've been considering buying a graphics tablet lately; specifically the Wacom Intuos2, used. If you have used this tablet, is it something you would reccomend? Thanks.

Jace · « **Reply #2037 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 07:02 »

Jeph, is it okay to start drinking at 6am?

Team Venture · « **Reply #2038 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 10:36 »

Quote from: Jace on 25 Aug 2009, 07:02

Jeph, is it okay to start drinking at 6am?

This question... is relevant to my interests.

workingrobbie · « **Reply #2039 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 11:48 »

Quote from: Jace on 25 Aug 2009, 07:02

Jeph, is it okay to start drinking at 6am?

I thought the question should be "should I stop drinking at 6am?"

talihal · « **Reply #2040 on:** 25 Aug 2009, 19:36 »

I thought it was "6 AM? No I like *hic* 105.1 FM..."

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #2041 on:** 26 Aug 2009, 06:16 »

Or was it 11.975MHz?

raminda · « **Reply #2042 on:** 31 Aug 2009, 07:52 »

Sven got himself contact lenses, eh?

(Kinda obvious question... I could ask why, but I guess the answer would just be "because he did". Um, I like it with the lenses and the short hair together. Yay, fawning.)

estabrookette · « **Reply #2043 on:** 31 Aug 2009, 11:27 »

Hi Jeph,

Could you or Cristi please please please head over to the Merch thread and give us an update? We're feeling a little abandoned.

Thank you!!

Zipperstuck · « **Reply #2044 on:** 31 Aug 2009, 16:27 »

Jeph, ever heard of PhpMyAdmin?

You say you can't edit newsposts... if your newsposts are saved in a MySQL database, just use phpMyAdmin to directly alter them.

jeph · « **Reply #2045 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 02:42 »

Quote from: drosera88 on 25 Aug 2009, 02:26

Jeph,

I don't normally post (post count 1), just lurk, but I figured you'd be a good person to ask this question. I've been considering buying a graphics tablet lately; specifically the Wacom Intuos2, used. If you have used this tablet, is it something you would reccomend? Thanks.

It's as good a tablet as you can buy. Tablets are really hard to use well though, be warned.

Quote from: Jace on 25 Aug 2009, 07:02

Jeph, is it okay to start drinking at 6am?

Depends how long you've been up. I could certainly use a beer right now.

Quote from: estabrookette on 31 Aug 2009, 11:27

Hi Jeph,

Could you or Cristi please please please head over to the Merch thread and give us an update? We're feeling a little abandoned.

Thank you!!

I will ask Cristi to do so this week. We're out of town tomorrow but hopefully by Thursday or Friday she will have something useful to tell you. I know the delays are ridiculous and have tried to make things happen but success has been limited so far due to a variety of factors which I can't discuss here. Sorry.

Quote from: Zipperstuck on 31 Aug 2009, 16:27

Jeph, ever heard of PhpMyAdmin?

You say you can't edit newsposts... if your newsposts are saved in a MySQL database, just use phpMyAdmin to directly alter them.

oh yeah

snalin · « **Reply #2046 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 03:12 »

Jeph, do you prefer early or late In Flames?

estabrookette · « **Reply #2047 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 04:07 »

Quote from: jeph on 01 Sep 2009, 02:42

Quote from: estabrookette on 31 Aug 2009, 11:27
Hi Jeph,

Could you or Cristi please please please head over to the Merch thread and give us an update? We're feeling a little abandoned.

Thank you!!

I will ask Cristi to do so this week. We're out of town tomorrow but hopefully by Thursday or Friday she will have something useful to tell you. I know the delays are ridiculous and have tried to make things happen but success has been limited so far due to a variety of factors which I can't discuss here. Sorry.

Thank you thank you! If you were here and I didn't get creeped out touching strangers I would hug you.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #2048 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 11:58 »

Jeph, what does artist slime taste like?

jeph · « **Reply #2049 on:** 01 Sep 2009, 18:54 »

Quote from: snalin on 01 Sep 2009, 03:12

Jeph, do you prefer early or late In Flames?

Pretty much just Clayman and earlier. They got too nu-metally for my taste.

Quote from: Dliessmgg on 01 Sep 2009, 11:58

Jeph, what does artist slime taste like?

regret and chicory

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