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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2250 on: 20 Dec 2009, 19:07 »

Jeph, Come My Fanatics or Dopethrone?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2251 on: 22 Dec 2009, 01:58 »

Jeph, when will you draw Fart-chan with a proper zettai ryouiki?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2252 on: 22 Dec 2009, 19:15 »

Jeph, how do you feel about SPACESHIPS?

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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2253 on: 22 Dec 2009, 19:15 »

Jeph, Come My Fanatics or Dopethrone?

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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2254 on: 22 Dec 2009, 19:15 »

Jeph, when will you draw Fart-chan with a proper zettai ryouiki?

what
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2255 on: 22 Dec 2009, 19:16 »

Hey Jeph what do you think of Fleetwood Mac circa Rumours and Tusk?

I hear they're pretty great but I am awful at listening to any music recorded before 1980 for some weird reason
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2256 on: 23 Dec 2009, 00:19 »

Jeph, when will you draw Fart-chan with a proper zettai ryouiki?

what

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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2257 on: 25 Dec 2009, 13:37 »

What the fuuuuuuuuck.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2258 on: 26 Dec 2009, 00:22 »

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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2259 on: 28 Dec 2009, 08:19 »

I have a question.

Why did you have have Dora turn her hair black again?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2260 on: 28 Dec 2009, 11:56 »

Dora's change of hair color was extensively discussed in the Dora's Hair!!!! thread, in which Jeph actually made one comment. 

Of course, his comment wasn't about the reason for her hair change, just about how some people didn't like it.  But I think everyone else hashed the reason out fine on their (our) own. 
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2261 on: 30 Dec 2009, 22:02 »

Jeph, Come My Fanatics or Dopethrone?

what

-1 cred

oh no some dude on the internet thinks I lose "cred"

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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2262 on: 30 Dec 2009, 22:22 »

if you lose too many creds you die
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2263 on: 30 Dec 2009, 23:19 »

No, that's brain cells.

On a different topic, Jeph: is Yelling Bird based on anyone/anything in real life?

(If you've already answered a similar question, my apologies; I haven't waded through the rest of this forum.)
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2264 on: 31 Dec 2009, 19:45 »

Dear Jeph,

Do you ever answer "Dear Jeph" questions whilst drunk or otherwise intoxicated?
I need to know For Science! and not blackmail or anything evil you wouldn't like.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2265 on: 18 Jan 2010, 23:03 »

Two Questions:
1) What is the computer that you use to draw on (I know it is a mac, but is it a Pro macBook, powerBook)?
2) Do you own any other computers (if so what are they)?

I'm a bit of a computer nerd, and was just wondering....
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2266 on: 19 Jan 2010, 11:46 »

He draws using a Mac Pro (and also uses that computer for making ROKK). It's in the comic's "about" section, and the link for that is significantly larger and more prominent than the link that takes you to the forums.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2267 on: 21 Jan 2010, 21:57 »

Any chance of getting the shirt that Hannelore is wearing tonight (#1585) on topatoco?  My girlfriend's birthday is coming up here soon, and she would love one. 
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2268 on: 22 Jan 2010, 18:40 »

You could just get some fabric markers and write it on there yourself
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2269 on: 28 Jan 2010, 06:34 »

An OCDelightful shirt would be awesome!  I'd buy one
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2270 on: 02 Feb 2010, 07:04 »

So, I'm re-reading the comic and.... http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=406 dude, really? Guest strips are usually lame, but why exactly did you choose to anally violate my senses like this?
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« Reply #2271 on: 02 Feb 2010, 14:41 »

I think you meant to put that in the "Ask White Ninja Thread"
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2272 on: 02 Feb 2010, 17:29 »

Hi, Jeph,

If AnthroPC's were real, would you buy one?

If so, what brand?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2273 on: 03 Feb 2010, 07:38 »

I think you meant to put that in the "Ask White Ninja Thread"

No, Jeph chose to include that one in the guest week.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2274 on: 03 Feb 2010, 09:33 »

You never know what to expect from guest strips, sometimes they are good, sometimes not, get over it. It's not like all of QC is ruined forever because of one guest strip.
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« Reply #2275 on: 03 Feb 2010, 21:06 »

Also White Ninja is just awesome anyway.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2276 on: 03 Feb 2010, 21:22 »

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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2277 on: 04 Feb 2010, 01:05 »

Dude Toba there's this tree at my old high school that had this knothole that looked exactly like a vulva, and there was a clit on the very top. I always wanted to take a power drill and put a hole in there just for added realism.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2278 on: 04 Feb 2010, 10:15 »

Dude Toba there's this tree at my old high school that had this knothole that looked exactly like a vulva, and there was a clit on the very top. I always wanted to take a power drill and put a hole in there just so I could put my penis inside of it.

Fixed your post.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2279 on: 04 Feb 2010, 20:06 »

Jeph, how far are you going to go with this redrawing thing?  Are you going all the way through, or to the first big style change, or something else?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2280 on: 05 Feb 2010, 03:18 »

He does the strips of which he doesn't have high res versions.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2281 on: 05 Feb 2010, 06:20 »

That was only up to about the 200's, right? (I do NOT want to see "The Talk" redone.)
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2282 on: 05 Feb 2010, 10:56 »

It's only a few strips: low-res doesn't refer to the earlier art style, it means some of the original drawing files are missing and the comic archive format won't scale up well for the book. All is explained here.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2283 on: 16 Feb 2010, 22:53 »

Hey Jeph,
Last time I asked a question I was trying to make it funny but I'm more socially awkward than Marigold and Hannelore combined and it turned out to be really awkward and not as clever as I thought it would be. My question this time comes in three parts:
1. Do you get a lot of awkward questions from people that give off a 'I'm putting an honest effort into being friendly/humorous/show how much I am in awe of you but HURR HURR I SO AWKWARD DO U LIEK BUTTZ LOL' sort of vibe? Like, they're kind of stupid but at the same time it's obvious that they screwed up in the delivery or something? (which I'm pretty sure I'm doing now but oh well)
2. What's it like to get those kinds of questions? Like, does it happen often enough that you're just like 'oh, okay, you're just having an 'awkward' moment, no big deal' or is it rare enough that you're like 'oh, okay, uh... thanks?/sure?' Or does it happen often but you still get that 'oh, uh, this is awkward' feeling because of the awkwardness?
3. Is this question one of those awkward questions I described in part 1? (I'm pretty sure the answer is yes but oh well)
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2284 on: 16 Feb 2010, 23:11 »

Is "Smif" the official name in the QC-verse?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2285 on: 17 Feb 2010, 01:16 »

That was only up to about the 200's, right? (I do NOT want to see "The Talk" redone.)

I do but with moar guro
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2286 on: 17 Feb 2010, 01:20 »

The sign in the window in #691 says "Smith".
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2287 on: 17 Feb 2010, 22:00 »

Hey Jeph,
Last time I asked a question I was trying to make it funny but I'm more socially awkward than Marigold and Hannelore combined and it turned out to be really awkward and not as clever as I thought it would be. My question this time comes in three parts:
1. Do you get a lot of awkward questions from people that give off a 'I'm putting an honest effort into being friendly/humorous/show how much I am in awe of you but HURR HURR I SO AWKWARD DO U LIEK BUTTZ LOL' sort of vibe? Like, they're kind of stupid but at the same time it's obvious that they screwed up in the delivery or something? (which I'm pretty sure I'm doing now but oh well)
2. What's it like to get those kinds of questions? Like, does it happen often enough that you're just like 'oh, okay, you're just having an 'awkward' moment, no big deal' or is it rare enough that you're like 'oh, okay, uh... thanks?/sure?' Or does it happen often but you still get that 'oh, uh, this is awkward' feeling because of the awkwardness?
3. Is this question one of those awkward questions I described in part 1? (I'm pretty sure the answer is yes but oh well)

The self-reference is getting pretty ridiculous up in here.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2288 on: 20 Feb 2010, 20:15 »

The self-reference is getting pretty ridiculous up in here.

.......damn it, I screwed it up again. Here, how about this:
Hey Jeph, how do you deal with the horrible awkwardness your fanbase can create at times?
Also why haven't I learned to just stop trying yet?
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« Reply #2289 on: 21 Feb 2010, 12:14 »

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« Reply #2290 on: 21 Feb 2010, 13:11 »

Ahhh, but Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
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« Reply #2291 on: 21 Feb 2010, 13:47 »

I've heard water is some really hard stuff. Maybe I should try it someday.
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« Reply #2292 on: 21 Feb 2010, 15:27 »

You drink enough water and you'll feel like you can take on the world, and you probably can't. Just about as dangerous as PCP I tell you.
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« Reply #2293 on: 21 Feb 2010, 23:07 »

Yes, but why is the Rum gone??
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2294 on: 22 Feb 2010, 05:05 »

Jeph,

why is the rum always gone?
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« Reply #2295 on: 22 Feb 2010, 05:17 »

idunno bu manm i am suuuuire drunk
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2297 on: 24 Feb 2010, 07:53 »

Jeph, was the pun with marten's line in panel for intentional in [ http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=765 ] this one?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2298 on: 24 Feb 2010, 12:00 »

Jeph, was the pun with marten's line in panel for intentional in [ http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=765 ] this one?

Dude, that 's not a pun.  It's an ancient saying with modern double-entendre. 

Can't believe you hadn't heard it before - the British have more fun with it considering the slang term "bird". 
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2299 on: 04 Mar 2010, 14:20 »

Dear Jeph,

Do you think bad things happen to artists (of any sort) when they read their own press?
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