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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2400 on: 23 Nov 2010, 09:07 »

Um, hey Mr. Jeph. 

So if I were to record Hermione and Ginny vs. the Space Wizzards, would you listen to it?  (Link streams)

http://soundcloud.com/stoferin/spacewizzards

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1793

THIS IS AWESOME WORTHY OF CAPS
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Off to Stab Things?
« Reply #2401 on: 23 Nov 2010, 18:12 »

Just saw this on your Twitter feed.
What exactly do you stab?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2402 on: 23 Nov 2010, 18:13 »

Things in DnD.
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Comic 1813
« Reply #2403 on: 08 Dec 2010, 11:37 »

What was Hannelore asking Marten?
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Re: Comic 1813
« Reply #2404 on: 08 Dec 2010, 11:40 »

What was Hannelore asking Marten?

1. Go back one strip.
2. Look at what Pintsize has underneath his torso.
3. *sigh* Google "fleshlight".
4. Use bleach on your eyeballs.
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Re: Comic 1813
« Reply #2405 on: 08 Dec 2010, 12:23 »

3. *sigh* Google "fleshlight".

WARNING!

Do not perform step 3 at work, near small children, parents or maiden aunts.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2406 on: 08 Dec 2010, 12:37 »

Well, maybe maiden aunts. 

They could use a laugh, too. 
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2407 on: 09 Dec 2010, 14:53 »

Am I missing something?

'Cuz it appears we are rapidly approaching a year since he's updated this.

He.... He didn't just go out for a pack of cigarettes did he?  :psyduck:
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2408 on: 09 Dec 2010, 15:10 »

Dear Jeph:   


What the hey is a "sex furnace?"

Sincerely, 

MDBS
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2409 on: 09 Dec 2010, 15:31 »

This. This right here? This is a sex furnace.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2410 on: 09 Dec 2010, 15:37 »

What the hey is a "sex furnace?"

Try the "awkward self-aware makeout zone" (carefully).
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2411 on: 09 Dec 2010, 15:40 »

...oh god it burns...
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2412 on: 09 Dec 2010, 18:55 »

As in, "He (she, or it) who takes these debates too seriously burns in the embrace of the Sex Furnace"?

Like anyone remembers Man-thing these days.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #2413 on: 10 Dec 2010, 04:12 »

"Stoke that Sex Furnace, Baby!"
"The Sex Furnace is Burning For You..."
"Sex Furnace Burns Wood."
"My Sex Furnace Is OVERHEATING!"

...well if nothing else I have a new WTF phrase to throw into conversation.
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