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« Reply #250 on: 10 May 2006, 09:00 »

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« Reply #251 on: 10 May 2006, 12:44 »

Hey, Jeph, I was looking at the comic where Faye and her mom are talking in the living room a few days ago, and noticed the portrait of younger Faye and Amanda hanging there.  Faye looks to be in her mid-teens, and Amanda looks very young--she's much shorter than Faye, and has the face of a 12 year old.  But both of them have pretty substantial breasts.  How old is Amanda supposed to be in that photo?  It's somewhat disturbing...
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« Reply #252 on: 10 May 2006, 13:19 »

What disturbs me is that so many people look at the breasts...

Breasts are nice, but seriously guys, there are other things to look at...
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« Reply #253 on: 10 May 2006, 13:30 »

Jeph,

You noted a style of art on Jephdraw that you said you might use for a sideproject. Did you have a particular one in mind, or were you just commenting on it. Also, if you did start a sideproject, what would it be about?

Also, have you ever considered a forum gathering, or would that be too crazy?
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« Reply #254 on: 10 May 2006, 14:01 »

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What disturbs me is that so many people look at the breasts...

Breasts are nice, but seriously guys, there are other things to look at...


I'm a girl!
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« Reply #255 on: 10 May 2006, 16:41 »

girls are allowed to get freaked out by unnatural breast sizes. it's just something we do.
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« Reply #256 on: 10 May 2006, 17:29 »

My apologies. It was the "Jack" that threw me.
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« Reply #257 on: 10 May 2006, 20:46 »

Okay, first post, go easy on me:
Please, pleasepleasepleaseplEEEAASSE update Indie Tits!  Granted, I don't follow the Indie music scene, but even when the dialogue is all about references to bands I've never heard of, and probably will never listen to, it's still funny on some level and I must have it!  I am hopelessly addicted to the dialogue balloons over the same four bird images update after update! And before I get flamed for being a smartass, I am NOT being sarcastic. Most of this shit is pretty damn funny even to someone who is not into indie music.  I wouldn't even read QC otherwise
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« Reply #258 on: 11 May 2006, 01:25 »

Might as well ask since I've wondered since the comic in question was made. In 402, Pintsize says he has a list of times when he hasn't been good. The one that interested me was number 472. Did you have something in mind for what happened to those preschoolers?
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« Reply #259 on: 11 May 2006, 08:41 »

Dude, that's like the noodle incident in Calvin & Hobbes. It doesn't need to be explained.
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« Reply #260 on: 12 May 2006, 07:42 »

Sure it doesn't need to, but I wonder every odd time it pops into my head.
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« Reply #261 on: 12 May 2006, 09:38 »

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Dude, that's like the noodle incident in Calvin & Hobbes. It doesn't need to be explained.


HAHAHA!  Yeah, I remember that.  The possibilities of what it could have been are far better than any full disclosure of what it actually was.
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« Reply #262 on: 14 May 2006, 08:09 »

Hey Jeph, I am a young artist who has recently started my own webcomic. I suppose my question is is QC related stuff your only source of income and did you go to college/university after graduating or jump into making the comic without formal training. Cheers, Marke`
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« Reply #263 on: 15 May 2006, 10:26 »

Hey Jeph, just noticed whilst reading through the archives that Dora's cat seems to have changed from a *he* to a *she*

Heres the comic links http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=397 (second panel dora's second line) and
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=217 (Panel two Dora's fourth line)

So what happend? a Kitty sex change?
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« Reply #264 on: 15 May 2006, 16:05 »

Man, I've known VETS who got that one wrong. It's pretty hard to tell, with cats.
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« Reply #265 on: 16 May 2006, 02:28 »

Also, it could be that it's a minor character which gender doesn't really matter so Jeph forgot to keep it uniform. YOU GOT HIM!
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« Reply #266 on: 16 May 2006, 03:53 »

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Also, it could be that it's a minor character which gender doesn't really matter so Jeph forgot to keep it uniform. YOU GOT HIM!


He'll probably burn me from exsistance to keep his mistake as secreat as possible! Ahhhh >run away!<
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« Reply #267 on: 16 May 2006, 05:43 »

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Also, have you ever considered a forum gathering, or would that be too crazy?
I'm pretty sure this would end up a mess of makeouts and brawling.

Sign me up!
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« Reply #268 on: 16 May 2006, 06:02 »

We should have an english/uk get together, if jeph ever decides to get his short scrawny ass over to our little island.
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« Reply #269 on: 16 May 2006, 18:30 »

i have a question.

Does Cristi read the comic?

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« Reply #270 on: 16 May 2006, 19:55 »

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i have a question.

Does Cristi read the comic?


Yes (note the title). She also sometimes posts it.

ETA: She also regularly reads the newsposts.

(note: I'm not as obsessive as this might suggest; I just happen to be reading through the archive right now to soothe my troubled heart.)
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« Reply #271 on: 20 May 2006, 08:12 »

Have you considered putting yourself in a QC strip as a cameo Hitchcock style?
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« Reply #272 on: 22 May 2006, 06:22 »

Hey Jeph you said you might be coming to the UK in this forum well I suggest that you try coming over here in the Edinburgh Festival well not this year try next year I bet the Edinburgh fringe would love to promote some one like you.

More TEH makeouts please
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« Reply #273 on: 24 May 2006, 15:22 »

Hey Jeph, I started reading QC last week and in 4 days I made it to the newest comic!  Talk about committed...

Anyway, I was wondering what the floor plan for Marten's old and new apartments looked like.
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« Reply #274 on: 25 May 2006, 23:49 »

Jeph, do you have a drawing tablet recommendation for those of us who can't afford a 9x12 Wacom?  What should be sacrificed - size, brand name, or condition (I'm thinking eBay, here)?

P.S. I love QC it's inspired me to keep pursuing art you rock blah blah.  [generic complements here]
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« Reply #275 on: 28 May 2006, 22:31 »

I have three really stupid questions:

1. Do you happen to sport an "indie" look?

2. Who are those people on the t-shirt ads?!? I simply must know the dog's name...

3. What do you think of your wiki article? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeph_Jacques)
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« Reply #276 on: 29 May 2006, 06:08 »

For the most part, they are just random people who have bought tshirts and have sent in pictures. (Same goes for the people on the merchandise page).

I'm pretty sure he is friends with the guy who is wearing the pintsize hoodie, however.

Edit: In hindsight, I might be wrong, but I think some of pictures are of Jeph.
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« Reply #277 on: 29 May 2006, 06:53 »

If you want to know which pictures are of Jeph, look for the bird tats on his arms, that how I I.D him :)
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« Reply #278 on: 29 May 2006, 12:38 »




Like so.
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« Reply #279 on: 29 May 2006, 14:14 »

I have a question. Which weighs more:

A pound of DONGLOL
or a pound of <DICK><
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« Reply #280 on: 30 May 2006, 02:31 »

... They weigh the same; a pound!
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« Reply #281 on: 30 May 2006, 05:34 »

Well of course I read the comic! How silly! Trust me when I say that the comic pretty much dominates our household.
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« Reply #282 on: 30 May 2006, 05:38 »

A little question with Pengraffe, how did you come up with that name?

Did it just pop into your head or did you find it on the internet?
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« Reply #283 on: 31 May 2006, 18:05 »

Hey Jeph in a strip a while ago you when Pintsize had to much RAM in his system you said that it was like 'licking a battery'. This sounds very similar to a line in Alan's Moore's comic watchman so I wondered have you read any of his books
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« Reply #284 on: 01 Jun 2006, 01:15 »

oh man is there anyone on the internet who has not read watchmen?
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« Reply #285 on: 01 Jun 2006, 03:48 »

Me. I think.

Unless I read it and then forgot about it...
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« Reply #286 on: 01 Jun 2006, 07:58 »

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Me. I think.

Unless I read it and then forgot about it...


oh ok.  well rorschach dies at the end.
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« Reply #287 on: 01 Jun 2006, 19:29 »

Neither did I, but I did see Top Gun.






Goose dies.
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« Reply #288 on: 01 Jun 2006, 23:12 »

three questions;

1. What do you use to do your back grounds? I used MS Paint and it's terrible I never want to use those backgrounds again.

2. I know you're main focus other than the story in this strip is music, but if it was like completely illegal to write dialog about music, what would focus on instead?

3. You said you don't have time to do all the strips over again, but if you were to choose one of the older strips above all others to redo, which would it be?
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« Reply #289 on: 02 Jun 2006, 23:27 »

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Neither did I, but I did see Top Gun.
Goose dies.


That...thing in there is not the Goose.  Come on, Max, let's give them their heroes!

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« Reply #290 on: 03 Jun 2006, 04:47 »

Yay, question time.

1) Are plans to put out Questionable Content for sale as a graphic novel going to be pursued? Because I know I'd certainly buy one.
2) What do you use to make your merchandise?
3) What do you think of the whole goth/goth-rock music shtuffs?
4) Do you like rainbows?
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« Reply #291 on: 03 Jun 2006, 05:57 »

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Neither did I, but I did see Top Gun.
Goose dies.


That...thing in there is not the Goose.  Come on, Max, let's give them their heroes!

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I think you guys are getting Mad Max and Top Gun confused here. Which, er, I guess can be easy to do?
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« Reply #292 on: 03 Jun 2006, 10:06 »

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three questions;

1. What do you use to do your back grounds? I used MS Paint and it's terrible I never want to use those backgrounds again.


I can answer this one; Adobe Photoshop.
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« Reply #293 on: 04 Jun 2006, 21:13 »

I have a question:  Does Dora still smoke?  According to this comic, she did in high school, but I have never heard any mention of her quitting, nor have I ever seen her smoke
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« Reply #294 on: 05 Jun 2006, 20:08 »

Hmm.  It says she took his cigarettes.  It never actually says she smoked them...
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« Reply #295 on: 06 Jun 2006, 01:05 »

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oh ok.  well rorschach dies at the end.


Thanks... I'm halfway through reading Watchmen right now...
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« Reply #296 on: 06 Jun 2006, 08:39 »

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oh ok.  well rorschach dies at the end.


Thanks... I'm halfway through reading Watchmen right now...


Well, don't feel too sad about it. Jon resurrects him. Moore has this big thing about the mind as information, so he uses that as a platform to go off on the meaning of mortality.
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« Reply #297 on: 06 Jun 2006, 16:19 »

And whatever it was that the guy was reading has been good and thoroughly ruined for him. Congratulations for killing literature guys. Good one. Jeph, has there ever been a photo of you on here showing your face and everything?
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« Reply #298 on: 06 Jun 2006, 16:29 »

Thankfully I ploughed through the rest of Watchmen before returning to this thread and the spoiler was hardly a huge part of the plot. But still, I appreciate the attempt to be a dick.
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« Reply #299 on: 06 Jun 2006, 16:54 »

Hey Stevethepirate;
If you are that worried about what Jeph looks like you can Google Image Search Jeph Jacques.
It is that easy!
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