Jeph,
As a screenwriter/director/filmwhore I am compelled to ask: Would you ever consider a film adaptation of QC, and if so, what would its tone be? Would you want it to stick to the more outlandish humor of the strip (Think Clerks 1, with a thin plot but heavy joking), or would you want it to go in a direction more akin to Clerks 2, a social satire with a firm beginning, middle, and end?