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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #750 on: 19 Nov 2007, 17:25 »

what is your opinion on the terror that is rule 34 and your character's involvement with it.
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« Reply #751 on: 21 Nov 2007, 21:13 »

Jeph,

Where are the HOBL's?

Where are they?  It isn't Thanksgiving without them.  :(
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« Reply #752 on: 22 Nov 2007, 19:09 »

This may sound like a wierd one, but I think you'll understand...

Do you have any ideas bumping around in the back of your head - jokes, plotlines, etc. - that you've always wanted to use in QC, but can't because you're forced to admit that it just wouldn't work with the characters as they are now?  And if so, what's an example of one?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #753 on: 26 Nov 2007, 05:11 »

Hey Jeph.  Since you are a Guitar Hero fan and we all know that it shreds, bu what we don't know is...will it blend?  So Jeph, does Guitar Hero blend?  To save you from wrecking your Guitar Hero, the folks over at Will It Blend have answered the question for you:

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=guitarhero
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #754 on: 26 Nov 2007, 05:57 »

What would you say is your most recent or biggest improvement on your art work?

And which shirt design you have up for sale is the most popular?
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« Reply #755 on: 26 Nov 2007, 10:09 »

I was just curious, what is your feeling on ska music?  Because you reference pretty much every genre (good or bad), but I don't recall ever reading a reference to a ska band in QC.
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« Reply #756 on: 26 Nov 2007, 17:18 »

Have you ever heard of a band called Paramore?  If so, what are your thoughts?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #757 on: 27 Nov 2007, 17:21 »

I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures? In my head they are similar tothese

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.
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« Reply #758 on: 28 Nov 2007, 00:13 »

I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures? In my head they are similar tothese

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.
Making a real-life equivalent to QC will just fuck up the universe so much. Besides, they'd only be "used" to make Faye and Marten bang (or worse... use your imagination.)
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« Reply #759 on: 28 Nov 2007, 09:01 »

I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures? In my head they are similar tothese

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.
Making a real-life equivalent to QC will just fuck up the universe so much. Besides, they'd only be "used" to make Faye and Marten bang (or worse... use your imagination.)


hhahaa oh man :(
and here i'm just thinking of how cute they'd look on my desk by my computer =0p
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« Reply #760 on: 28 Nov 2007, 11:20 »

I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures? In my head they are similar tothese

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.
Making a real-life equivalent to QC will just fuck up the universe so much. Besides, they'd only be "used" to make Faye and Marten bang (or worse... use your imagination.)

and make hanners do weird stuff.

hey jeff, when are the "i can has torrents?" shirts coming out?
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« Reply #761 on: 28 Nov 2007, 11:35 »

Hey Jeph! Do you hallucinate when you get a fever to? I've had the craziest nights sleepwalking, hallucinating that a wolfman from a certain videogame is going to get me, and then somebody has to come and put me back into bed. It's awful.
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« Reply #762 on: 29 Nov 2007, 13:45 »

I can see all hell breaking loose if Pintsize were to get into the Hannelore's robot body. Is that going to happen?

(I'm sure this question has been asked already, but I'm too lazy to go through all the posts searching for the answer.)
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« Reply #763 on: 30 Nov 2007, 17:50 »

What is the air velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #764 on: 04 Dec 2007, 08:02 »

Silly question, but what nationality is Meena?

Also, put her in the cast page!
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« Reply #765 on: 06 Dec 2007, 15:59 »

New one for you: I'm pretty sure this has been asked, but do you personally know or know of a person with OCD as sever as Hannelore?  I know someone with OCD, but it never seems as bad as hers.
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« Reply #766 on: 07 Dec 2007, 02:51 »

Paramore are just too delicious for words. As for QC action figures: HELLS YEAH! I'd buy 'em. I want a life-size pint-size, that talks! And a little Winslow to go with. If you don't make 'em I will Jeph, and then you getses no moneyz from the deal.

My ? for Mr. Jeph: Do you know of, or perhaps are you acquaintances with, the band Twelfth of Never? They are somewhat local to Northampton, and have played there several times. Anyhow, they are friends of mine (or one of them is at any rate), and they are quite wonderful musicians. So if you haven't seen them play yet I most highly recommend it. Also, do you happen to know Buffie and Merlin? Just curious. More Northampton acquaintances.
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« Reply #767 on: 08 Dec 2007, 01:01 »

Why was Dora single until she got together with Marten? Young, attractive, and with what Star Trek delicately called "strong female drives". It's interesting that she hadn't already put a man into her life.
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #768 on: 10 Dec 2007, 23:49 »

Actually, yet another person is living with her ex. That's right, Dora used to get her litter box cleaned by Mieville.
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« Reply #769 on: 11 Dec 2007, 00:13 »

Actually, yet another person is living with her ex. That's right, Dora used to get her litter box cleaned by Mieville.
Metaphorically speaking, a very mutual relationship.
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« Reply #770 on: 12 Dec 2007, 04:38 »

What do you think of Radiohead's latest effort? I noticed in your honourable mentions that 15-step was there.
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« Reply #771 on: 12 Dec 2007, 05:41 »

Is the "Teh" shirt an elaborate device planted so that we can keep track of alternate timelines? And thus Marten with shirt is from the future trying to fix a botched-up space/time continuum and Marten w/out shirt is Keyser Söze?

No.

You said earlier in this massive thread you had hopes of looking at getting a QC book out around the end of 2007.  How is that going?

HAHAHAHAHahahaheheheheheh. Heh. Uh.

How did you come up with the fantastic and varied names for positions by number of posts? Were you really that bored?

I didn't do it all at once.

1. What is the question you want to be asked most?
2: What is the answer to that question?
3) WHY ARE YOU IGNORING INDIETITS ;_;
D Since, so I've heard, QC started out as a comic about Marten and Pintsize and having an anthropomorphic robot, at what point did you decide that it was going to go in a completely different direction and head off into the lives of young hipsters and there adventures in life? (I hope I didn't bungle the phrasing of that up as much as I'm sure that I did)

1. "Would you like me to give you one million dollars?"
2. Yes, please.
3. Too busy.
D) It just happened on its own. The comic wanted to go that way so I let it.

Do you know what happened to Aido's comic Fallen?  I sorely miss it, In fact, it [the comic] is still in my Bookmarks and I periodically check it to see for updates.

Also, did you know you share the same name as author Brian Jacques (of Redwall fame) and have you ever read any of his books growing up?

As I understand it she got too busy with school and too sick of people bitching at her to update it.

Yeah, I read a couple of those. Didn't like 'em much.

Hey Jeph,
Have you ever heard of Dream Theater?  From what I've heard you say about Wolves in the Throne Room and Opeth (I've never actually heard either of those bands...can't find them anywhere nurr), Dream Theater has a lot of those same aspects.  Crazy guitar solos, lengthly songs, bizarre time changes and signatures...
If you have tell me what ya think!
Thanks

Dream Theater is like Opeth only Opeth is good.

Hey Jeph!
I was wondering whether something that will change the QC world completely will happen with comic #1000? I am not asking for specifics, just an indication :)

Woops.

Also, did you know you share the same name as author Brian Jacques (of Redwall fame) and have you ever read any of his books growing up?

Also, VG Music Composer Extraordinaire Richard Jacques?

Also Jacques Cousteau

Is there any chance of you attending WonderCon in San Francisco in February?
http://www.comic-con.org/wc/index.php



Maybe in '09. We're booked solid for Feb '08.

Jeph, I know you love the Dune series, but do you have other favorite sci-fi books? Anything written by Asimov perhaps?

Yeah basically all Asimov, all Stephen Baxter, Charles Stross, William Gibson, Neal Stephenson, etc etc.

Do you also read Heinlien?

Not yet, but I really should.

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do you have any unissued charecters in your sketchbook right now?

I never really know until they appear in the comic.

How do you pronounce "Mieville"?

I always assume it's just "me-ville."

you've said before that when people interview you they all just ask the same ten questions.

could you list off the stupid questions they all ask you and the answers?
(you don't have to give exactly ten, just the ones you can think of off the top of your head)

also, since there's a lot of book stuff going on in this thread at the moment, do you read lemony snicket? (elaborate a bit with this one please.)

1. Why did you start your comic
2. What is your comic about
3. Why is it a webcomic
4. What are the advantages of being a webcomic
5. When will there be a book
6. Who are your influences
7. Is it your full time job
8. How do you make money
9. How much money do you make (I never answer this one)
10. How much traffic does your site get

And no I have not read those books.

So my question is, what is the likelihood of a new, updated cast poster that includes the new additions like Penny, Meena, Tai and Hannelore's strangely poofy hair?

Also I guess, the likelihood of a QC book in the foreseeable future? Because I would buy that book so hard.

And additional, bonus question... Who would win in an all-out, drunken bar brawl; Marten's mum, or Hanners'? (u's in your "mum"s courtesy of the mystical faraway land of Australia) And I'm just assuming that if such a brawl were to occur, Mr. Bianchi would be there with popcorn and a smile.

New poster- absolutely.
Book- eventually.
Marten's mom, without question. Hanners is a creampuff.

Jeph ; Or anybody else can answer this one!

Is it me or does Dora have some serious camel toe going on in in the last panel of comic #998!!

It's the seam of her shorts.

Why is it that Dora, the most computer-enthusiastic character, doesn't have an AnthroPC?

She has a cat.

jeph, have you ever gone looking for fanart porn of your characters. y'know, for research purposes?

I never have to go looking for it. Any time new QC porn pops up on the internet someone emails me all "haev u seen this LOL"

Jeph, what's up with the girl in panel 1 of #1001?  Why does she look like Dora and Faye had a baby who grew up instantaneously and ended up with saggy boobs?

Dunno.

Jeph, were you an athleticist in high school?

No.

Jeph,

I know your style is always changing but I wanted to know in comic# 1006, why you chose to use that style.  It's a more condensed look of the characters.  I thought I was going crazy but Marten's features are definitely not as long.  Sometimes artists are inspired by something.  Just wondering.

Also would if bother you if a fan did a fan animation in Flash of your characters?  Your characters are a perfect style for flash and it was a idea I had. 

Thanks.

I was just trying something new. It didn't really stick.

And no, I don't mind fan cartoons as long as they're properly credited.

I must ask, what is the attraction to Western, Ma?  You and Jeff Rowling live out there and if im not mistaken the dude from Dr. McNinja who's name escapes me.  I have a friend who goes to school out there and besides the lovely trees and farms, why does there seem to be a commune of awesome web comic creators in the middle of no where?

funny side note, I spent last weekend in Williamsburg, Brooklyn and was told to check out your comic so you must be doing something right if the hipsters are going out of their way to promote you.

Chris McNinja actually lives in Brooklyn at the moment but we are trying to tempt him to move up here. It's quieter and the air is cleaner and the rent is cheap and it's one of the most liberal places in the country. Think mini-San Fransisco.

Last time I was in SoHo some dude passed me on the street wearing one of my Hobocore t-shirts. I never get used to that.

the guy who returns again and again to the C.O.D ( cof of doom ) hasnt appeared in a while ... : huge gasp : has he given up or is he simply waiting for his chance to launch a massive strike on poor Faye

and ive also noticed faye drawing a bit closer to sven dispite his obvious past jackassagans ( much like shenanagens only involving a donkey and a 50 foot drop )

is this the begining of akwardness for faye , marty , dora and her twit of a brother

You are basically asking for spoilers

I never divulge spoilers

Except for how everyone dies in the end

Does the comic consume all of your time?

Depends what you mean. The actual writing and drawing only take 5-6 hours a day usually. Add shipping merch and forum browsing and email reading and it goes up to 8 for me. Cristi works longer than me a lot of the time as she does all the business stuff which I should never be allowed anywhere near.

Jeph, my friends and I were having a conversation about jobs and the saying, "work to live, don't live to work", and I presented you as an example of someone who loves their job.
So we were wondering, do you see yourself writing the webcomic for a large part of your life?

I could see myself writing *a* webcomic. Dunno if it'll always be QC.

what is your opinion on the terror that is rule 34 and your character's involvement with it.

Rule 34 is funny.

Do you have any ideas bumping around in the back of your head - jokes, plotlines, etc. - that you've always wanted to use in QC, but can't because you're forced to admit that it just wouldn't work with the characters as they are now?  And if so, what's an example of one?

Not really. I have a pretty good idea of what will work and what won't so I don't waste a lot of time on fruitless thought.

What would you say is your most recent or biggest improvement on your art work?

And which shirt design you have up for sale is the most popular?

Who knows. I can never tell until six months later and by then it looks like shit to me anyway.

Three-way tie between Math, Library, and Evolution.

I was just curious, what is your feeling on ska music?  Because you reference pretty much every genre (good or bad), but I don't recall ever reading a reference to a ska band in QC.

I do not enjoy the ska music

Have you ever heard of a band called Paramore?  If so, what are your thoughts?

With a name like that they CAN'T be any good.

I really should research to see if someone already asked this, but Jeph, would you ever consider making QC action figures?

I would buy ALL of them.
TWICE.

The lead time on action figures is INSANE. Like, a year. Maybe?

Hey Jeph! Do you hallucinate when you get a fever to?

Sometimes. The sleepwalky ones are the worst.

What is the air velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

African or European?

Silly question, but what nationality is Meena?

Also, put her in the cast page!

Indian.

New one for you: I'm pretty sure this has been asked, but do you personally know or know of a person with OCD as sever as Hannelore?  I know someone with OCD, but it never seems as bad as hers.

No. People like that don't actually leave their houses.

Why was Dora single until she got together with Marten? Young, attractive, and with what Star Trek delicately called "strong female drives". It's interesting that she hadn't already put a man into her life.

Why is anybody single at a given time?

What do you think of Radiohead's latest effort? I noticed in your honourable mentions that 15-step was there.

It's pretty good. I think I have kind of outgrown Radiohead though.
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« Reply #772 on: 12 Dec 2007, 14:17 »

Where did you get the ideas for the tequila/bourbon monsters?  Have you ever seen them while drunk or are they completely original?
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« Reply #773 on: 12 Dec 2007, 16:46 »

I'll be receiving an "Evolution Kills" shirt for Christmas (well hopefully, UK customs being what it is) and I was wondering if you were accepting any customer photo's wearing your shirts?

Are you capable of Sam Beam like facial hair, or do you avoid such things?
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« Reply #774 on: 12 Dec 2007, 19:24 »

Here's my question for Jeph:

I've heard you like CAD...  Do you really like CAD?  Honestly?  :-o
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« Reply #775 on: 13 Dec 2007, 15:19 »

What are your thoughts on flogging molly?
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« Reply #776 on: 13 Dec 2007, 23:37 »

I'm really curious to see the answers to the two questions above the Flogging Molly one.
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« Reply #777 on: 14 Dec 2007, 08:37 »

whats the crazyest/weirdest/most memerable thing you've draw for a reader?

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« Reply #778 on: 14 Dec 2007, 08:50 »

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Night Elf.

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« Reply #779 on: 14 Dec 2007, 08:56 »

(i'm full of questions XD i just don' think of them all at the same time which is why i don't put them all in 1 post =/ )

who's cutest out of all the females u've draw, and can there cuteness be  compared to that of a panda?

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« Reply #780 on: 14 Dec 2007, 09:38 »

You could just modify your posts.
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« Reply #781 on: 14 Dec 2007, 18:33 »

I know that you would never change anything to accomodate or to specifically disprove reader expectations; however, do you ever find yourself accidentally influenced by, for example, forum posts or other fan ideas?  Like you could read a post and go "hey that *or some variation of that* could work well with...?"
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« Reply #782 on: 14 Dec 2007, 19:51 »

1) Which is better - Welsh or British?
2) Which is better - Autechre or Coil?
3) Who is better - Emmanuel Kant or Thomas Hobbes?
4) Can you name all the provinces of Canada? Note that if you can, it doesn't count, because this is the internet.
5) In your opinion, what is the mind, and what is its relationship with the body? Cite your references.
6) What do you think about the Gold Standard? Doesn't it suck?
7) What's your favorite blood-based foodstuff?
8) Who do you think really should have won the Civil War?
9) Updike or Mailer?
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« Reply #783 on: 14 Dec 2007, 19:54 »

1) Which is better - Welsh or British?
2) Which is better - Autechre or Coil?
3) Who is better - Emmanuel Kant or Thomas Hobbes?
3) Can you name all the provinces of Canada? Note that if you can, it doesn't count, because this is the internet.
4) In your opinion, what is the mind, and what is its relationship with the body? Cite your references.
5) What do you think about the Gold Standard? Doesn't it suck?

for question #3 are those just the provinces, or the territorys aswell?

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« Reply #784 on: 14 Dec 2007, 19:58 »

If Jeph gets both, I will upload my favorite Joanna Newsom album for all to enjoy. It's awesome, in a renaissance fair sort of way.
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« Reply #785 on: 15 Dec 2007, 16:00 »

Theoretically speaking, if you have written the "Questionable Content-The Movie" script, you could not possibly be the director, animator, and producer.
Who would you choose to perform each task? 
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« Reply #786 on: 17 Dec 2007, 21:31 »

I was out in a bar in Taupo wearing my Deathmole shirt the other night. A guy hit on me, starting the conversation with "You're into Deathmole, huh? I've seen them live!" When asked who he thought was the hottest, he lucked out and said "the blonde one". I did have to prompt him on names though. He claimed he even had the same shirt, signed by all 3 band members. I was having too much fun to disillusion him so pointed out he must have seen them before Hanners joined. He was a very good bullshit artist, and after I told him Hanners was the new drummer, he claimed he knew there was something different about their sound on their latest album.

My questions: When are you going to start posting Deathmole tour dates? Are they coming to New Zealand any time soon? Where can I get the albums?

Just for fun.
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« Reply #787 on: 17 Dec 2007, 22:54 »

This is the best post on this entire goddamn board, kamorth.



Dear Jerph,

I have been having a little trouble coming across the particular types of QC slashfanart I have been looking for. Any chance you could suggest terms to search with, to make my search more fruitful?

Love, Calenlass

PS: Or you could just PM me the links.

PPS: I have a bottle of Booker's. What ever should I do with it?
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« Reply #788 on: 18 Dec 2007, 00:17 »

I have been having a little trouble coming across the particular types of QC slashfanart I have been looking for. Any chance you could suggest terms to search with, to make my search more fruitful?

Love, Calenlass

PS: Or you could just PM me the links.

PPS: I have a bottle of Booker's. What ever should I do with it?

I know you are lying Calenlass.

PPS: Drink it then drill a hole in the bottom and then sit and spin
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« Reply #789 on: 18 Dec 2007, 00:32 »

Where did you get the ideas for the tequila/bourbon monsters?  Have you ever seen them while drunk or are they completely original?

They came from my brain. I have never hallucinated due to alcohol.

I'll be receiving an "Evolution Kills" shirt for Christmas (well hopefully, UK customs being what it is) and I was wondering if you were accepting any customer photo's wearing your shirts?

Are you capable of Sam Beam like facial hair, or do you avoid such things?

Absolutely, especially if you are a pretty lady.

I can't grow facial hair on my cheeks/sideburns. I am currently rocking a pretty awesome long metal goatee now though.

Here's my question for Jeph:

I've heard you like CAD...  Do you really like CAD?  Honestly?  :-o

To be entirely honest, I don't read it.

What are your thoughts on flogging molly?

Never listened to 'em.

whats the crazyest/weirdest/most memerable thing you've draw for a reader?

Shitting dicknipples.

I know that you would never change anything to accomodate or to specifically disprove reader expectations; however, do you ever find yourself accidentally influenced by, for example, forum posts or other fan ideas?  Like you could read a post and go "hey that *or some variation of that* could work well with...?"

No.

1) Which is better - Welsh or British?
2) Which is better - Autechre or Coil?
3) Who is better - Emmanuel Kant or Thomas Hobbes?
4) Can you name all the provinces of Canada? Note that if you can, it doesn't count, because this is the internet.
5) In your opinion, what is the mind, and what is its relationship with the body? Cite your references.
6) What do you think about the Gold Standard? Doesn't it suck?
7) What's your favorite blood-based foodstuff?
8) Who do you think really should have won the Civil War?
9) Updike or Mailer?

1) Narwhals.
2) Autechre.
3) Vonnegut.
5) I tried this with Sam Logan at Comic-Con this year and failed miserably.
6) Ron Paul is fucking retarded.
7) Meat.
8) Lincoln.
10) Fuck 'em both.

Theoretically speaking, if you have written the "Questionable Content-The Movie" script, you could not possibly be the director, animator, and producer.
Who would you choose to perform each task?  

Paul W.S. Anderson, Spumco, Pixar. I realize these are all contradictory.


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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #790 on: 18 Dec 2007, 02:27 »

I have been having a little trouble coming across the particular types of QC slashfanart I have been looking for. Any chance you could suggest terms to search with, to make my search more fruitful?

Love, Calenlass

PS: Or you could just PM me the links.

PPS: I have a bottle of Booker's. What ever should I do with it?

I know you are lying Calenlass.

PPS: Drink it then drill a hole in the bottom and then sit and spin


I was not lying! About the love or the booker's!
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« Reply #791 on: 18 Dec 2007, 04:20 »

Sorry Jeph mate, I'm a guy, but no worries, I'll hide my face ^_^

Which band or band member would you kick the seven shades of shit out of and which animal should never be picked on for a fight?
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« Reply #792 on: 19 Dec 2007, 00:53 »

I was out in a bar in Taupo wearing my Deathmole shirt the other night. A guy hit on me, starting the conversation with "You're into Deathmole, huh? I've seen them live!" When asked who he thought was the hottest, he lucked out and said "the blonde one". I did have to prompt him on names though. He claimed he even had the same shirt, signed by all 3 band members. I was having too much fun to disillusion him so pointed out he must have seen them before Hanners joined. He was a very good bullshit artist, and after I told him Hanners was the new drummer, he claimed he knew there was something different about their sound on their latest album.

My questions: When are you going to start posting Deathmole tour dates? Are they coming to New Zealand any time soon? Where can I get the albums?
ROTFL - this is SO funny :D
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« Reply #793 on: 19 Dec 2007, 15:40 »

6) Ron Paul is fucking retarded.
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« Reply #794 on: 21 Dec 2007, 10:02 »

Here's my question for Jeph:

I've heard you like CAD...  Do you really like CAD?  Honestly?  :-o

To be entirely honest, I don't read it.

I knew I loved you.   :laugh:
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« Reply #795 on: 21 Dec 2007, 16:05 »

Are Dora's ears stretched, and if so what gauge are they?
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« Reply #796 on: 24 Dec 2007, 10:24 »

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So my question is, what is the likelihood of a new, updated cast poster that includes the new additions like Penny, Meena, Tai and Hannelore's strangely poofy hair?


Penny is in the old poster, she's on the bottom left, glaring at Jimbo.    :wink:
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« Reply #797 on: 26 Dec 2007, 12:52 »

two questions... as a semi local:

1) what do you drive?
2) how's Easthampton?
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #798 on: 27 Dec 2007, 18:43 »

Jeph passed on the question about "Can anything be as cute as a panda", so I'm going to answer it.

No.

No, nothing is or will be as cute as a panda. It is scientifically impossible.

To prove this, here is my picture on the "facebook":

Tian Tian, a young panda.

Could something be cuter? No. Nothing could be cuter.

Further references: go to youtube and search for "panda sneeze".
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Re: The Ask Jeph thread
« Reply #799 on: 28 Dec 2007, 08:35 »

Argh, I know this has probably been asked a million times, but how do you pronounce your name? Is it a soft "j" or a hard "j"?
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