Topic: A POINTLESS THREAD ABOUT POINTLESS CRAP!(possibly NWS) (Read 756977 times)

ThePQ4 · « **Reply #2550 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 09:52 »

I hope no one has posted this before...

RobbieOC · « **Reply #2551 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 15:53 »

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2552 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 16:00 »

blanktom · « **Reply #2553 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 16:58 »

i am so glad that people started paying attention to this thread again.

btw if you watch some more of the videos of the guy who did the free speech things, you might get either annoyed or addicted. for 2 reasons.

a) everything he tells us he has done is true. he really did say FUCK YOU to a bank teller. I think he has anger issues. or ADD.

b) he's a fucking qualified attorney. but he doesnt have a job.

muteKi · « **Reply #2554 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 17:25 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdtqoyxWkhU

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

(Also, the video response is mine. I'm considering doing one for the third game, but it has so much music the combination would blow out most small speaker sets and possibly drive lesser men to homicidal psychomania.)

RobbieOC · « **Reply #2555 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 17:51 »

Dude you just gave me epilepsy.

Porygon, I choose youuuuuuuuuuu!

I'll go ahead and say be careful watching that, just in case.

RedLion · « **Reply #2556 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 21:21 »

Quote from: muteKi on 16 Apr 2008, 17:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdtqoyxWkhU

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

(Also, the video response is mine. I'm considering doing one for the third game, but it has so much music the combination would blow out most small speaker sets and possibly drive lesser men to homicidal psychomania.)

Oh...god.

I can't decide what's worse: that video, or the fact that I listen to so much free jazz and sound-collage that the music wasn't all that grating to me until the end.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2557 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 21:34 »

Quote from: thegreatbuddha on 08 Apr 2008, 07:59

http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/mets/2008/04/runoff-to-determine-mets-new-8.html

Could have been the ultimate Rickroll.

It bothers me that I can sing along to every single one of the songs voted there.

SilentJ · « **Reply #2558 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 22:11 »

It shouldn't. Those are all pretty good songs.

Two things frighten me about this though:
1. I only know the words to Sweet Caroline because Benny Benassi redid it.
2. We finally have definitive proof that /b/tards outnumber baseball fans; or at least, Mets fans.

Somebody hold me.

morca007 · « **Reply #2559 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 22:18 »

Patrick · « **Reply #2560 on:** 16 Apr 2008, 23:04 »

Quote from: thegreatbuddha on 08 Apr 2008, 07:59

(link)

Could have been the ultimate Rickroll.

I still think my April Fool's one was badass.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #2561 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 02:39 »

YOU'RE THE COOLEST PATRICK

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2562 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 03:13 »

Quote from: morca007 on 16 Apr 2008, 22:18

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9681/fiskpe9.gif

Is that Brian Dennehy?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2563 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 08:59 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7BvLVLVY8g

Liz · « **Reply #2564 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 09:10 »

That was hilarious and creepy at the same time.

onewheelwizzard · « **Reply #2565 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 13:42 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #2566 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 14:01 »

not as good as the other one, but it tries

Caleb · « **Reply #2567 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 16:00 »

The most random, pointless skits I ever shot for my skit comedy show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29niFYgPziM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XNh245fk4A

Cartilage Head · « **Reply #2568 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 17:34 »

Hahahaha... SEIZURE salads.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #2569 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 19:40 »

Quote from: muteKi on 16 Apr 2008, 17:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdtqoyxWkhU

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

(Also, the video response is mine. I'm considering doing one for the third game, but it has so much music the combination would blow out most small speaker sets and possibly drive lesser men to homicidal psychomania.)

I see that and raise you this.

RobbieOC · « **Reply #2570 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 19:43 »

See, I can handle the music all stacked together, but the slow rotating dog with a guitar at the same time. No. That's the part that creeps me out.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2571 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 19:56 »

Man, now both Sonic and Animal Crossing are ruined for me.

thegreatbuddha · « **Reply #2572 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 22:49 »

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/8540/1208409022965xy0.jpg

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7779/1207187268264nx7.jpg

Patrick · « **Reply #2573 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 23:26 »

Since my internets load hella slow, the first one hella nailed me.

RobbieOC · « **Reply #2574 on:** 17 Apr 2008, 23:39 »

But gosh darn if the second one isn't funny as crap.

muteKi · « **Reply #2575 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 00:45 »

Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 17 Apr 2008, 19:56

Man, now both Sonic and Animal Crossing are ruined for me.

I bet I can make it worse!

Not a video, it's a SomethingAwful screenshot gameplay-ish thing.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #2576 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 04:56 »

Holy shit. I just spent the last hour reading that from beginning to end, and it's so incredible. I'm glad I traded in Animal Crossing now, because I wouldn't ever be able to play again thanks to the creepy factor.

jhocking · « **Reply #2577 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 07:08 »

That is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

ADDITION: fucking hell that Animal Crossing story is amazing. I'm not a fan of the ending; it's gets a little too dramatic. But even that isn't a huge problem, and the first half is pure gold.

Pro tip: it looks like they have a word filter that replaces "fuck" with "gently caress." Other filtered terms include "loving," "hosed," and "poo poo." It's pretty easy to figure out what the words were originally.

Luke C · « **Reply #2578 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 07:42 »

Caleb · « **Reply #2579 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 07:47 »

Quote from: Luke C on 18 Apr 2008, 07:42

A Librarian's greatest nightmare! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

waterloosunset · « **Reply #2580 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 12:25 »

did you know, there is a boy in america who sees with clicks? like a dolphin, or a bat

Storm Rider · « **Reply #2581 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 12:43 »

Quote from: jhocking on 18 Apr 2008, 07:08

ADDITION: fucking hell that Animal Crossing story is amazing. I'm not a fan of the ending; it's gets a little too dramatic. But even that isn't a huge problem, and the first half is pure gold.

He did one for Oregon Trail, too. It's not quite as funny in my opinion, but that's because he sort of had to tailor the story to what happened in the game, whereas with Animal Crossing you can sort of do whatever the fuck you want anyway.

jhocking · « **Reply #2582 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 12:48 »

link plz

Storm Rider · « **Reply #2583 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 12:54 »

Ask and ye shall receive.

However, I would advise you to read it quickly, because it's been finished for a while and if SA threads go for a certain period of time without being posted in they get archived and then only people with special access can read them. It's pretty short though, I imagine you could read it in a few hours if you tried.

Also, somebody did a parody of the Snakes on a Plane song about the thread but it kind of gives away the end so you shouldn't listen to it until after it's over. Still, it's pretty funny.

muteKi · « **Reply #2584 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 14:18 »

OH MY GOSH I AM READING THAT THREAD WHILE LISTENING TO THIS SONG AND IT IS THE MOST EPICALLY HILARIOUS THING EVER:

http://blog.wired.com/music/2008/04/a-scientific-at.html for the link to the song.

Gromathar · « **Reply #2585 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 20:30 »

Quote from: waterloosunset on 18 Apr 2008, 12:25

did you know, there is a boy in america who sees with clicks? like a dolphin, or a bat

I have been lurking a LOT, but I think you are referencing Ben Underwood.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpBm4KoWsrY

niftysnail · « **Reply #2586 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 21:35 »

most amazing thing ever

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #2587 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 22:18 »

That kid is insane! Also, fuck you muteki, I still love Animal Crossing.

Storm Rider · « **Reply #2588 on:** 18 Apr 2008, 22:26 »

Am I weird in that after I read that thread I actually wanted to play Animal Crossing more? Like, I considered buying the DS version, since I had only rented the Gamecube games back in the day. I eventually decided against it since there's probably going to be a Wii version coming out soon, but if I ever buy an Animal Crossing game it is pretty much only because of that.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2589 on:** 19 Apr 2008, 02:14 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 17 Apr 2008, 14:01

not as good as the other one, but it tries

Uses the n word. Classy.

EDIT: Addin' content.

jhocking · « **Reply #2590 on:** 19 Apr 2008, 07:30 »

Quote from: Storm Rider on 18 Apr 2008, 12:54

However, I would advise you to read it quickly, because it's been finished for a while and if SA threads go for a certain period of time without being posted in they get archived and then only people with special access can read them.

ah man I only got halfway through last night, and now it's archived.

CardinalFang · « **Reply #2591 on:** 19 Apr 2008, 12:28 »

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Apr 2008, 07:23

Hahaha, oh Jesus. That's brilliant.

Brilliant? Are you kidding?
I declare shenanigans!
That certainly isn't a Tiger tank! The story calls the anti-tank weapon that Peter uses a panzerfaust when it is obviously a panzerschreck. Also Peter's mother says "...nor blow up any Panzer tanks." Panzer is German for a tank. She's basically saying "nor blow up any tank tanks"!
I look for historical accuracy in my stories of bunnies blowing up tanks.

negative creep · « **Reply #2592 on:** 19 Apr 2008, 15:38 »

Yeah, that totally looks like a T-34.

ledhendrix · « **Reply #2593 on:** 19 Apr 2008, 16:07 »

Yeah definitely not a Panzerscreck. Although does it really matter. They are still bunnies blowing up a fucking tank.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2594 on:** 19 Apr 2008, 16:13 »

negative creep · « **Reply #2595 on:** 19 Apr 2008, 16:38 »

Quote from: Anyways on 19 Apr 2008, 15:41

They are bunnies, how do you expect them to know such things? Anyway, looks more like a bazooka to me, not a Panzerschreck. The guard plate is way too small for your typical German infantry Panzerscreck.

It actually says "Panzerfaust" there, also "Bazooka", but in the picture it looks like a Bazooka. The point being, I expect bunnies to know what a Tiger looks like when they know that it has "twin bank Mayback [sic] HL 700hp engines". Other than that, that story is pretty awesome.

CardinalFang · « **Reply #2596 on:** 20 Apr 2008, 06:33 »

I agree that it looks more bazooka-like but it doesn't look entirely like a bazooka to me. The front is wrong, the bazooka had a rectangular sight but only on one side. Also the tube seems to be a larger diameter from Peter's shoulder back. The bazooka seems to be the same diameter for it's entire length.

This can only mean one thing.

The bunnies have built their own anti-tank rocket launchers.

SilentJ · « **Reply #2597 on:** 20 Apr 2008, 16:07 »

Quote from: ledhendrix on 19 Apr 2008, 16:07

does it really matter. They are still bunnies blowing up a fucking tank.

QFT. Now let the thread continue.

ImRonBurgundy? · « **Reply #2598 on:** 20 Apr 2008, 16:32 »

Indeed. Anyone remember this little gem?

Ozymandias · « **Reply #2599 on:** 20 Apr 2008, 16:37 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

Poll

wtf. Why is this thread still going on?

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