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Thrillho:
I've heard a similar one like that I think. Something like a D, an A and an F walk into a bar, the sign says 'no minors' so the F walks out, and the D and the A share a fifth between them?

ALoveSupreme:

--- Quote from: ruyi ---D, F, and A, like, notes, not chords.
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ah, yes.

Liam:
Q: How do you a singer's at your door?

A: He can't find the key and he doesn't know when to come in.

TrueNeutral:

--- Quote from: tommydski ---er...how do you work that out then?

do you mean dave grohl? cos he's kind of a big deal in some parts i hear.
kris novoselic has been busy with a couple of bands and has done a lot of charity work.
chad channing still gets royalties from 'bleach', jason everman joined the marines and pat smear was in the germs and the foo fighters.
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No, it was just an old joke. I heard it quite a while back, I don't even think Dave had started to Foo Fighters back then, let alone make it into a success.

Johnny C:
Q: When you're a rockstar, what do you do with a book?

A: LOU REED IT


Stolen from a 70's-era kid's book of Rock 'N' Roll jokes. I know, weird.

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