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Gryff:
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--- Quote from: tommydski ---er...how do you work that out then?
do you mean dave grohl? cos he's kind of a big deal in some parts i hear.
kris novoselic has been busy with a couple of bands and has done a lot of charity work.
chad channing still gets royalties from 'bleach', jason everman joined the marines and pat smear was in the germs and the foo fighters.
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No, it was just an old joke. I heard it quite a while back, I don't even think Dave had started to Foo Fighters back then, let alone make it into a success.
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Normally that's when people would've stopped telling the joke…
Also, how do you know when there's a drummer at your door?
He doesn't know when to come in.
Kai:
--- Quote from: Johnny C ---Q: When you're a rockstar, what do you do with a book?
A: LOU REED IT
Stolen from a 70's-era kid's book of Rock 'N' Roll jokes. I know, weird.
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that's my favorite joke ever now.
McTaggart:
I want that book
Johnny C:
It was at the doctor's office!
onewheelwizzard:
What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A Flat Miner.
What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
OK, I've got nothing.
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