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Jedit:
That last reminds me of a true humourous music story.
There was a young violin player, the protege of a famous violinist, and he got his first big recital with his mentor supporting him on the piano. It gets to the night, but as they're setting up to begin the music stand breaks. One of the audience, a noted concert pianist, offers to hold the sheet music and the recital proceeds.
The next day, a paper ran the following review:
"There was an interesting recital at the <foo> last night. The man who we love when he plays the piano held the sheet music. The man who we love when he plays the violin played the piano. But the man who should have held the sheet music played the violin."
vivouk:
--- Quote from: Jedit ---What's the definition of a gentleman?
A man who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
--- End quote ---
True story.
thedevilissix:
--- Quote from: ironoxide887 ---
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and a professional musician?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
--- End quote ---
*giggles*
.......
:(
*Reaches for the Music-Collegement issue bottle of whisky*
Thrillho:
I can't believe I've not said this already (at the risk of it having already been told) when it's my favourite musician-related-gag.
Stevie Wonder's playing a gig, and after a few songs things are getting a bit more intimate with the audience, so he asks if there's any requests.
'Play a jazz chord!' a guy on the front row shouts. So Stevie plays an Am7.
'Naw, naw, play a jazz chord!' the guy says again. So Stevie plays an Am7b9add11.
'Naw, naw,' the guy says again, 'play a jazz chord...to say I love you.'
Merkava:
I don't get it. I feel dumb.
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