Topic: i feel like the only emo kid... (Read 31702 times)

imapiratearg · « **on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:24 »

i feel so alone...lol.

i'm willing to bet that a lot of you guys are gonna give me crap and a bunch of lectures about "it's just a phase" or stuff like that. but yea. that's all i really wanted to say.

i did however today while in fye listen to Broken Social Scene, Mogwai and Arcade Fire. and i liked Broken Social Scene's more rockish(?) songs. Arcade Fire was a little too instrumental from what i heard, and sounded a lot like classical music. but there apparently was a networking problem so i only heard one or two songs by Mogwai and Arcade Fire.

Lines · « **Reply #1 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:28 »

what does emo have to do with the music you listed? i is confused.

Spinless · « **Reply #2 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:41 »

This is too good to be true.
It has to be a gag account.

I seriously thought the people who stole the word emo were dying out.
You still see them, but they're all stale and crusty and nobody talks about them anymore.

Dude/dudette, what bands do you listen to?
And is your hair all floppy at the front and spiky at the back, like the most overrated artist ever who drew the image in your avatar?

Spinless · « **Reply #3 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:41 »

Do you look at pizza boxes and cry?

Spinless · « **Reply #4 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:42 »

Do you have a penis dude/dudette?
Does it matter?

Coreh · « **Reply #5 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:45 »

Whenever an eraser falls off a chalkboard in school do you think of all the words that were erased by that eraser and how they are just DUST now. Gone forever? Do you weep when you think of this?

Rubby · « **Reply #6 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:46 »

Am I just too wildly stoned or am I just now noticing that the background colours of your avatar change?
Edit: aimed at spinless

Spinless · « **Reply #7 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:46 »

Hope is hot. I could totally watch a video of her crying for HOURS.

Also, Rubby, you're stoned.
But not hopelessly.

Spinless · « **Reply #8 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:50 »

See, he/she (What do you call people without genders?) knew this would happen. But posted anyway. So it's okay for me to do this.

Coreh · « **Reply #9 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:52 »

You call it Whiny Teenage Child.

Spinless · « **Reply #10 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:53 »

I could jack off to a video of Guy Picciotto punching somebody's lights out.
Man, that guy is the living embodiment of sexy.

Also, he has a gender. ALL MAN. Unlike this silly new emo children.

Man, those children are silly in a bad way. Not like us kids, who are silly in a fun way.
That's the difference between kids and children. Age is irrelevant. Unless you're over 25.

Spinless · « **Reply #11 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:55 »

I find the term 'emo kid' offensive. It should be replaced with 'whiny teenage child'.

Serious question.

Do you cut yourself? Do have have any scars because you're stupid? Or do you have scabs because you're less stupid?

Spinless · « **Reply #12 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:56 »

If you got a haircut, a gender and a positive attitude, people would like you.

Spinless · « **Reply #13 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:57 »

Nobody likes silly whiny teenage children except other silly whiny teenage children.

Rubby · « **Reply #14 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:57 »

Quote from: Spinless

(What do you call people without genders?)

Quote from: Wikipedia

They
It is commonly assumed that this usage is due to the singular third-person personal pronouns being either gender-specific (he/she, "himself"/"herself", etc.) or inappropriate for referring to people, such as the forms of it. However, historically, the singular they arose when the number of the referent was indefinite, not the gender.

Spinless · « **Reply #15 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:58 »

People here think silly whiny teenage children are hot. I found this out earlier in a conversation.

Man, what drugs were they taking?

Spinless · « **Reply #16 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 18:58 »

Oh, wait, I forgot.
Hope is hot.

What drugs am I taking?
I won't say!

Edit: I'm gonna let somebody else have a turn.

Kai · « **Reply #17 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:04 »

This is the best thread ever

So I'm going to quote passages of Naked Lunch

cause it's right next to me

And William Burroughs is HAWT

"A. J. rush across San Marco slashing at pigeons with a cutlass: 'Bastards! Sons of bitches!' he screams... He staggers aboard his barge, a monstrous construction in gilt and pink and blue with sails of purple velvet. He is dressed in a preposterous naval uniform covered with braid and ribbons and holes...A.J. walks to a huge reproduction of a Greek urn topped by a gold statue of a boy with an erection"

I'm stopping there cause it gets a little iffy, but guys. GAE PIRATES

Spinless · « **Reply #18 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:12 »

How many post into this thread was it where I went too far?

Kai · « **Reply #19 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:14 »

Depends on what you consider too far

I thought it was fucking hilarious, so

never

EDIT: I just reread the line "Do you look at pizza boxes and cry?" and cracked up.

Melodic · « **Reply #20 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:18 »

You can't go too far when the thread started with "I feel so alone."

Spinless · « **Reply #21 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:19 »

I go to bars where all the silly whiny teenage children hang out and do shows because they're some of the only places I can drink.
It's awesome.

Everybody there looks exactly the same. I know some of the people who hang around from school and college, but I can't pick them out of the crowds.

They have 'DJs' too. By that, I mean they have a guy who throws funeral for a friend on and rocks out in his chair while his friends take off their shirts, link arms and jump.

Spinless · « **Reply #22 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:24 »

This one time a guy asked to make out with me.
I told him know, because he looked ridiculous.
He asked what I meant.
I told him he was 20% bits of metal, genderless and didn't have any visible eyes.
Later, his friend came up and told me I hurt his feelings.

Spinless · « **Reply #23 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:25 »

His friend was a girl. Who was quite attractive.
She slapped me because I had a hell of a mouth that night.

Spinless · « **Reply #24 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:26 »

I'm suprised that nobody has ever actually tried to start a real fight with me actually.
I'm not a big guy.

Coreh · « **Reply #25 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:26 »

If he didn't look ridiculous, would you have made out with him?

Spinless · « **Reply #26 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:26 »

Then again, neither are they.

Kai · « **Reply #27 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:27 »

...did you bone her?

Spinless · « **Reply #28 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:28 »

Coreh, depends on how much I've had to drink and how attractive the person is. And I'm just assuming, I've never made out with a guy. But the thought doesn't repulse me.

Making out with ugly guys/girls does.

Spinless · « **Reply #29 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:29 »

Kai Darling, that's what I hinted at and that's why she slapped me on the spot.

...
Man, I was DRUNK.

Spinless · « **Reply #30 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:32 »

That guy must have been ugly. I couldn't tell for his hair.

Spinless · « **Reply #31 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:34 »

One night, the bar had a weird electropop band playing that was quite cool, and some other kinds of people showed up as well as the usually silly whiny teenage children.

That was a great night. People kept talking to me and buying me drinks because I was ripping on the silly whiny teenage children.

greenMonkey · « **Reply #32 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:34 »

I giggled when I read 'The Arcade Fire sounded like classical music to me.'

Do you prefer traditional razor blades or exacto knives?

Rubby · « **Reply #33 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:38 »

Quote from: greenMonkey

Do you prefer traditional razor blades or plastic knives?

That's what I read.
I was all "Man that's fucking hardcore"!

Spinless · « **Reply #34 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:40 »

Pfft. REAL men CHEW THROUGH THEIR WRIST. WITH BLUNT TEETH.

Coreh · « **Reply #35 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:42 »

HELL. WITH NO TEETH!

Spinless · « **Reply #36 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:47 »

Coreh, be my penguin?

Man, the person who drew that avatar in the original post devwatched me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day when I used deviant art.

Coreh · « **Reply #37 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 19:51 »

I'll be your penguin any day.

Spinless · « **Reply #38 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 20:55 »

This has gone too long without a post making fun of the silly whiny teenage child.

GROW UP! YOU'RE SIXTEEN, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A SILLY WHINY TEENAGE CHILD ANYMORE.
WE ALL GOT PROBLEMS. BUT WE AIN'T ALL SILLY WHINY TEENAGE CHILDREN.

I gotta say, a movement where people fake depression is pretty fucking depressing.
Hey guys, wanna start a movement where we pretend to have degenerative mental illnesses? No? damn.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #39 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 20:58 »

Quote from: Spinless

This is too good to be true.
It has to be a gag account.

I seriously thought the people who stole the word emo were dying out.
You still see them, but they're all stale and crusty and nobody talks about them anymore.

Dude/dudette, what bands do you listen to?
And is your hair all floppy at the front and spiky at the back, like the most overrated artist ever who drew the image in your avatar?

yea, i throw the term around a lot. no, it's not a gag account. my hair is like...longish and kinda curly, it's not really floppy. and i'm a dude. lol. i don't cut myself...

onto bands i listen to, this is what i have on my myspace:

NOFX, Lagwagon, MXPX, Fall Out Boy, No Use For A Name, Goldfinger, Green Day (their older stuff), Brand New, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Sum 41, A New Found Glory, Less Than Jake, Something Corporate, The Offspring, Unwritten Law, Long Shot Hero, Slick Shoes, Anti-Flag, Alkaline Trio, Motion City Soundtrack, Millencollin, Saves the Day, Sugarcult, Reggie and the Full Effect, Mest, The Bouncing Souls, Bad Religion, Rancid, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Reel Big Fish, Descendents, The Mad Caddies, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pennywise, Pulley, Good Riddance, Strung Out, Senses Fail, Agnostic Front, The Starting Line, The Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Fugazi, The Unseen, Guttermouth, Black Flag, The Distillers, Minor Threat, Catch 22, The Suicide Machines, Streetlight Manifesto, Mustard Plug, RX Bandits, Five Iron Frenzy, Southcott, Silverstein, Chiodos, Billy Talent, Buck-O-Nine, Finch, Funeral For a Friend, Thrice, Taking Back Sunday, Boys Night Out, Allister, Amber Pacific, AFI, Panic! At The Disco, Race The Sun, Anberlin, Armor For Sleep, Daphne Loves Derby, Angels and Airwaves, HORSE the Band, JamisonParker, Jack's Mannequin, Pinback, Dashboard Confessional, Secondhand Serenade, Matchbook Romance, Emery, The Junior Varsity, theAUDITION, The Spill Canvas, Rookie of the Year, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Thursday, Asteria, Avery Pkwy, The Juliana Theory, Snow Patrol, Waking Ashland, X's For Eyes, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Forecast, Hidden In Plain View, Monty Are I, Saosin, Jonas Sees In Color, LASTWINTER, Sleepaway, The Classic Crime, The Morning Of, Forgive Durden, Run Kid Run, Moneen, Thin Dark Line, etc.

it's long.

also please note before you go all out and start ripping me a new asshole, i'm only 16, therefore libel to say stupid stuff.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #40 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:01 »

i'm not faking depression or trying to be a whiny teenage kid or whatever.

what i was actually stating was i feel like a minority on this forum. because i haven't really seen anyone who listens to what i do.

Joseph · « **Reply #41 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:02 »

Oh gender-less one, who would you rather screw, Scarlet Johansen, or Conor Obrest?

Highlight of this post: Kai quoting Naked Lunch. I love that book. I need to actually buy myself a copy.

But that is a very close contest for highlight. This post is fantasmical.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #42 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:03 »

i guess i'm an idiot for starting it?

Spinless · « **Reply #43 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:07 »

Yeah, I guess.

Bye the way, pinback looks REALLY out of place on that list, you do know that?
And stop using your age as an excuse for things. We have 14 yearolds who are more mature than I am here.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #44 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:09 »

Pinback does?
i guess so. i like the one song "Penelope" by them
and i only used that excuse once.

!!!CPAOI!!! · « **Reply #45 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:10 »

You guys should all stop being such fucking assholes.

You're not an idiot.

Coreh · « **Reply #46 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:20 »

hey now flaming isn't nice.

SensoryOssuary · « **Reply #47 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:20 »

Come on, making fun of emo kids is far to easy to be in any measure admirable or entertaining.

Spinless · « **Reply #48 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:22 »

Wait...ONLY like the song penelope?
Can I hazard a guess and say it's on their myspace page?
See, stop listenning to almost all those other bands you listed, and listen to more pinback songs.
Take recommendations from people here, and just try to shift your music taste so that it's less...
Sucky.

Edit: Silly whiny teenage children deserve everything they get, they have brought it upon themselves. They are genuinely rediculous. I know kids who are abused. They're not slly whiny teenage children. They got problems. And think most of those bands are crap.

imapiratearg · « **Reply #49 on:** 12 Aug 2006, 21:26 »

everyone has different tastes, so i'll shift my tastes if i so desire. and no, i didn't first hear "Penelope" on their myspace, it was on a White Balance, which is a snowboarding video, and i liked it, because i like a lot of acoustic music too. i've been trying out the bands you guys talk about and some of the characters in the comic talk about, and they're not bad, they're talented musicians, it's just not something i'd normally sit down and listen to.

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