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not a pimecone:
A lot of you guys seem to like Futurama and Homestarrunner, and other cool and funny stuff like that. So what is your favourite hilarious quote from a cartoon, movie, TV show, stupid/funny person etc.?

For example,

Black Books:
Customer: "You know, I'm probably getting a lot of second hand smoke from you."
Bernard: "It's ok, just by me a drink sometime..."

Futurama:
Bender: Of all the friends I've had, you're the first!

Futurama:
Bender: I have to drink to keep my fuel cells charged...
Fry: So what's with the cigars?
Bender: They make me look cool...

Homestarrunner:
Strongbad: Where have you been? I saw you walk past like 5 or 6 times...
Homestar: Oh, I doubt it. I drove.
Strongbad: You don't even have a car!
Homestar: Yeah, you're probably right...

Ok, that's all I can think of right now...

qtownstegy:
Just to let you know, we have already had this thread, but... you're new.

Futurama

Nixon: "Get those bums!"
Bender: "Well, we're boned!"
Leela: "Can't we get away in the ship?"
Prof: "I suppose it is technically possible, though I am already in my pajamas."

Early Futurama (first episode)

ChaoticEvil:
Black Books:

*bernard is in the bath*
Bernard: MANNY! Where's my toast!
*one of those arm things pops into the bathroom with toast on it*

By the way, i called my hamster Bernard after the Black Books guy ^.^

Thnikkaman:
Bernard: "Manny, do you have a tower of soup for me?!"
(Manny triumphantly brings Bernard a tower of soup)
Bernard: "What's this? Where are the turrets? It's RUBBISH!" (flings soup)

Bernard: "My oven can cook anything. My oven can cook... BITS OF OVEN!"

elcapitan:
"Ficht ihr nicht mit der Raketemensch!"

Or whatever the exact quote was. It made me laugh a lot.

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