Topic: YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER (Read 1178133 times)

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #1650 on:** 30 Oct 2008, 21:18 »

We just stole 4 bottles of wine. Further details as events warrent.

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #1651 on:** 30 Oct 2008, 22:46 »

Depressing moment of the day:

I go to open a bottle of wine. As I am twisting my bottle opener into the cork, my bottle opener begins to CRUMBLE. Apparently, the plastic bits are so antique, they turn to dust when used. I usually use a more modern corkscrew with torque arms, but I couldn't find it. I turn to my backup, and it explodes in a cloud of plastic dust. This is disheartening, at best.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #1652 on:** 30 Oct 2008, 22:52 »

You can push the cork into the bottle with a butter knife or something similar. It makes pouring the wine kinda annoying and you can't reseal it but it's a good technique for emergency wine drinking.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1653 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 22:03 »

Holy cow how did we fit all that beer in my trunk. Batgirl is hot.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1654 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 22:04 »

It's Halloween. What do you think?

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #1655 on:** 31 Oct 2008, 22:32 »

abadname · « **Reply #1656 on:** 01 Nov 2008, 00:40 »

man, tonight revealed that i am a makeout whore, possibly just straight up whore

johnny5 · « **Reply #1657 on:** 01 Nov 2008, 03:35 »

guys, taking some pures and going to the haunted house is pretty awesome. especially once we got to the blacklight section.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1658 on:** 01 Nov 2008, 20:17 »

Today was good. I had some Grolsch, Stella Artois, Sierra Nevada, and some KB. I played Fallout 3 and watched Spaced. It was awesome.

De_El · « **Reply #1659 on:** 04 Nov 2008, 23:53 »

OBAMA WINS = TIPSY TUESDAY + DANCE PARTY YEAH
It will never again be the night the first black US president is elected, so you better have fucking relished it!

Darkbluerabbit · « **Reply #1660 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 16:24 »

Wooo tipsy Tuesday! I am definitely still drunk from last night/this morning. Free beer courtesy of the local Democratic party = woo! Even if it was shitty beer. So algebra today was pretty awesome. Something about zeros and polynomial functions. I was just like "I am trying to listen to this but oh man shit right now is so awesome oh crap I wonder if I smell like beer ok multiplicity of factors...fuck."

In ten years I will not remember my grades, I will remember being huddled around tvs with hundreds of others watching some history go down, and then getting wasted and staging a mini Critical Mass at 2 AM. Fuck yeah.

Dollface · « **Reply #1661 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 16:57 »

try to stop me and i will lick your every wall socket clean

Ballard · « **Reply #1662 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 17:08 »

post of the year guys.

no, really.

Scandanavian War Machine · « **Reply #1663 on:** 05 Nov 2008, 17:16 »

yeah wow

jodizzle · « **Reply #1664 on:** 07 Nov 2008, 03:54 »

I have drunked a bottle of wine and it is so delicious but I am not as drunk as I usually am by this stage of the booze drinking which is weird because I never drink so I usually get drunk really easily and you know what I think punctuation is for losers

I love you guys though <3

Oli · « **Reply #1665 on:** 07 Nov 2008, 04:48 »

Last night I was exceedingly drunk, but I had better things to do than post in here. (I was mostly insulting people on gabbly)

Liz · « **Reply #1666 on:** 07 Nov 2008, 07:29 »

It was hilarious.

ViolentDove · « **Reply #1667 on:** 07 Nov 2008, 09:35 »

man if gabbly worked on my firefox i'd totally be in there all insulting people right now. yeah.

IronOxide · « **Reply #1668 on:** 08 Nov 2008, 01:21 »

So I kind of just smoked in my life.

I'm kind of dizzy and thought it would be a really good idea to listen to Spiderland, so I figure it's working,

Alex C · « **Reply #1669 on:** 08 Nov 2008, 01:36 »

I'm pretty drunk right now and goddam is it glorious.

Dimmukane · « **Reply #1670 on:** 08 Nov 2008, 08:12 »

Quote from: IronOxide on 08 Nov 2008, 01:21

So I kind of just smoked in my life.

Dude, that is like, way heavy.

Edit: We smoked some resin that was left in the house while it was fleabombed and watched the new Futurama movie. I will never look at a d12 the same way again.

bunny_of_doom · « **Reply #1671 on:** 08 Nov 2008, 23:22 »

i have been drinking with my roomie
also
i skipped out on a party back home to come back up to school to write a paper i thought was due monday tgat is actually due friday.
*sigh*
at least i'm not getting hit on by creepy ghetto guys? i dunno.... still annoyed to come back for no apparent reason

abadname · « **Reply #1672 on:** 08 Nov 2008, 23:34 »

i got drunk and left before my friends party began, i think i may suck.

De_El · « **Reply #1673 on:** 09 Nov 2008, 00:16 »

For once the other timer Timou
I couldn't find other wather. folken youlkke.

Edit: Well dang. It is funny but also kind of sad that I can't remember posting that. I thought for once I'd gone a weekend without posting in this thread.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #1674 on:** 09 Nov 2008, 13:56 »

You are my new favourite sig quote.

De_El · « **Reply #1675 on:** 09 Nov 2008, 14:31 »

I know. I'm pretty glad of that, at least.

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #1676 on:** 09 Nov 2008, 14:33 »

It's been too long since I been properly drunk. Can't wait for the jug of booze to show up.

Liz · « **Reply #1677 on:** 09 Nov 2008, 16:23 »

May your sig is getting quite full.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #1678 on:** 09 Nov 2008, 16:26 »

I had to take the Liz=whore quote chain out because I wanted to add the Gemm=stalker and the De El=drunk ones

RedLion · « **Reply #1679 on:** 11 Nov 2008, 01:39 »

does sleep deprivation count as being un-sobr?

I mean, I have been up for more than 2 1/2 days writing and reading and then attending class to learn that I have more to write and read. I have been fine until about an hour ago. I am not even halfsure what is going on right now, but I cant sleep becuase i have a paper due at 9 am.

RedLion · « **Reply #1680 on:** 11 Nov 2008, 08:38 »

Nah, it's cool, I got it done, and I got about an hour of sleep and I'm fairly coherent now. I honestly was kind of losing it for a little bit there, though.

Dollface · « **Reply #1681 on:** 12 Nov 2008, 14:53 »

bing bang zing zang biyh fiyh run yar asses off because asscollider is here with hard on man. "Run i will stall him as long as it takes!"....to be continue

Gemmwah · « **Reply #1682 on:** 14 Nov 2008, 17:39 »

i am totally fucked tried o log in on my phone ten times but that didn't work so i booted up my mum's pc to get on i dunno why i guess ii need the attention or something. my everything is numb. i cycled home from the pub i'm surpirised i ididn't die because fuck me i almost die on that road when i'm sober never mind when i'm fucked hah/. shit mer i can't focus. lostmyglasses. oh dear. chips ar e AWESOME/.

De_El · « **Reply #1683 on:** 14 Nov 2008, 22:19 »

maaaa iiii'm hiiiiiiigh aaaaaas shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
"oh, back at the base. thatt's a long way from here."
THE SWOOOOORD IN THE STOOOOOOOONE

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1684 on:** 14 Nov 2008, 22:35 »

Second place in a flip cup tornument follwoed by the biggest joint I've ever seenm. awwww hyeaeaaaanamghh

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #1685 on:** 15 Nov 2008, 01:36 »

All drunk. All abandoning all self respect. All dancing with lights and thinking immoral thoughts. All not doing drugs, but totally wanting to.

All of the above.

AanAllein · « **Reply #1686 on:** 15 Nov 2008, 02:38 »

Need to get drunk by the time my girlfriend gets home in a little under two hours, but not so drunk that she won't be able to catch up. But drinks taste so good. DILEMMA

supersheep · « **Reply #1687 on:** 21 Nov 2008, 18:39 »

Other people get drunk, dance, and makeout with people.

I get drunk and post on DISCUSS!

OH GODS WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG
MORE BEER

AanAllein · « **Reply #1688 on:** 21 Nov 2008, 20:27 »

Quote from: supersheep on 21 Nov 2008, 18:39

MORE BEER

correct

andtakingnames · « **Reply #1689 on:** 21 Nov 2008, 21:30 »

Quote from: AanAllein on 21 Nov 2008, 20:27

Quote from: supersheep on 21 Nov 2008, 18:39
MORE BEER

correct

I concur

johnny5 · « **Reply #1690 on:** 21 Nov 2008, 21:40 »

NEED MORE OF THAT ~~PINE TREE~~ GIN

Slick · « **Reply #1691 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 00:14 »

PENIS

Slick · « **Reply #1692 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 00:17 »

Guys I went to one party and no makeouts were there then I went to another and all of the makeouts had already left.
So I do not have makeouts but hey no longer in constant excruciating pain that is a plus.
Why the fuck is last call so early I am ready to party.
Feckin fack.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1693 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 00:31 »

w0457 slick I couldnt finsihed readibf the first sentence of tyour post

Slick · « **Reply #1694 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 00:34 »

fuck your cock , dick snout

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1695 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 00:35 »

I tyhink we'rre gfonig to have to take this outdide assface.

Social Bacon · « **Reply #1696 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 00:36 »

look at mein googgles, would you mess with mein hgoffles?

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #1697 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 20:57 »

PENIS

ampersandwitch · « **Reply #1698 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 21:00 »

yeah so there was this girl at the party who was all making fun of my love of justice because d.a.n.c.e. came on and she was like LOL I DON'T KNOW THIS ONE and i was like DANCE ANYWAY BECAUSE IT'S GOOD and then she was like HAHAHA OK THEN HAAAAAA and i was like ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME and she said A LITTLE but if anything, she was the one who was being embarrassing because she was drinking a bud light and that's just heinous and then she was all grinding up on some dude and she had the fucking NERVE to make fun of my mitten dance. she can fuck herself because the bros loved it. and also it was pretty funny because she was all OH WOW and then she went to go bite on her finger while mashing her ass into some bro's crotch and all i did was go OH WOW, flip up his collar and then leave so

and then i tried to do underwear sam fisher, but i wasn't prudent, and i made some girl chuckle. put on clothes before you go to the bathroom, people, or just take them off afterwards.

20 jazz funk greats · « **Reply #1699 on:** 22 Nov 2008, 21:11 »

i probably would be that girl who makes fun of you for liking justice because i really don't think they're very good at all. then again i fail at being indie so whatevs.
guys i am not that drunk, i am not even slightly tipsy, but it feels like i am, weird huh. sleep deprivation + alcohols=bad. i am considering messaging the boy i sort of like and being all sup, come here for makeouts now. except i would be a little more subtle about it. yeah.

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